FOR SALE IN THREE LOTS, SOVERIGN STATES OF EUROPE
BY ORDER of the United Nations, in conjunction with the European Union, Russia and the Ukraine we are pleased to offer to the highest bidder (see auction conditions below) the following states:
All states forming the European Economic Community
(comprising Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia,
Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania,
Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania,
Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
All bidders are placed on notice that each lot within this sale suffers from a falling birth rate and an aging population. With few young people to support their populations or to provide essential services there is an urgent need for young Asian pioneers to colonise these lots in order to protect them from militant Islam and ensure the smooth running of the World Economic Order.
Accordingly the winning bidder will be required to agree to the following terms:
(1) The immediate transfer of a vast number of immigrants or pioneers.
(2) Pioneers should have a working knowledge of the local language and customs and are required to take up immediate positions in all industries. Care workers in the fields of dementia and other age related infirmities are especially in high demand.
(3) The winning bidder is required to undertake that it shall not establish any state religion. The indigenous population of each of these countries are barbarians with no recognisable moral code whose only pursuit has been for individuality and the amassing of personal wealth and status symbols. Indeed they are so busy amassing their wealth and possessions that they forgot that without children they cannot survive. Any attempt to impose a moral or religious code on these stupid white Europeans will result in an immediate transfer back of sovereignty. Clearly retaining the status quo will result in further shrinking of the indigenous white Europeans enabling the winning bidder to assert full control of its newly acquired state in the short to medium term.
(4) The winning bidder must guarantee the re-payment of debts amassed by the sovereign governments of each country incorporated within these lots.
(5) In certain cases the Auctioneer has elected a preferred bidder. All interested parties are placed on notice that a bid from the preferred bidder is likely to be accepted. Applications for preferred bidder status are available to those sovereign countries that may show a prior colonial tie.
(6) Bids from non-Muslim countries will be preferred.
LOT 1 – Countries forming the European Economic Community.
Circa 2000 the population of this Area, mainly consisting of stupid white Europeans was around 728 million. The indigenous stupid white Europeans have demonstrated how stupid they are by having few children. Accordingly by the year 2050 its population will have been reduced to (say) 550 million (give or take a stupid white European or 2). With its aging population and lack of young people there will be an urgent need for young Asian pioneers to colonise this region and to fill millions of job vacancies.
As this is a very large lot, the Auctioneer suggests that countries with an interest in acquiring one or more lots make sealed bids for each constituent part. The People’s Republic of China has been approached to offer guarantees and loans at special rates to assist perspective bidders.
This lot includes:
Germany. (Preferred bidder – none).
As a sign of its intentions to finally disappear from the World, Germany’s white European population is on track to reduce by some 23,000,000 (yes that’s twenty three million stupid white Europeans gone) by 2050. By the year 2100 this countries stock of stupid white Europeans is likely to have fallen to about 38,500,000. This means that 50% of the stupid white Europeans in Germany will have died and not been replaced. Good housing stock available. Infrastructure passable.
Italy. (Preferred bidder – None)
Circa 2000 population (mainly stupid white Europeans) 57,000,000 estimated by 2050 to be 41,000,000. The good news is that some 16,000,000 (yes sixteen million) stupid white Europeans will have died with no replacements of the same race available to take their place.
This country possesses many glorious monuments, from ancient times to present, and would make an excellent theme park for Asian colonisers to develop. Like all of the countries within this lot, the indigenous population of white stupid Europeans have determined that by 2050 less than 2% of such countries stupid white European population will be under 5 years of age whereas 40% will be over 65. It is suggested that the pioneers assisting in the repopulation of this ancient European country will be the majority of the population within the short to medium term, then offering the real possibility of annexation by its new colonial masters.
Spain: (preferred bidder The Philippines)
The country with the lowest birth rate in Europe, the stupid white Europeans of Spain have determined to be the first to commit cultural and economic suicide in Europe and by 2050 its population should have been reduced by 25% (calculated from 2000). It is suggested that the Philippines, with its deep rooted understanding of the Spanish people would be an ideal participant in this Auction, with exclusive rights being available at the right price. Again with the low birth rate of these stupid white Europeans and the high birth rates of superior Asian people, it is anticipated that within the short to medium term, all power could be repatriated to its new owners, with some element of autonomy for the new mainly Filipino population.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. (preferred bidder - a joint bid from the Governments of Singapore, Malaysia and Hong Kong, interest from India will also be considered).
By the year 2100 stupid white Europeans (the indigenous population) are projected to be the minority in their own country. The winning bidder will find (as in all the countries of the stupid white Europeans) a population consisting of elderly affluent people with no offspring to care for them and with unfunded pension provision, and an underclass of uneducated ignorant people interested only in what drug to take today and with whom to have sex tomorrow. In order to allow the aging population to die with dignity millions of pioneers are required to fill vacancies now. All position of power and authority are likely to be open to colonisers, and an orderly repatriation of power to the winning bidder’s government should ensure quickly. All this countries institutions are available for acquisition; of specific interest will by this country’s, so-called, Royal Family which it is anticipated would be in high demand throughout Asia for commercialisation. With so many world famous institutions this lot could be utilised as a centre for study by Asians from all over the World, while its stupid white indigenous population could make excellent servants and sex workers.
Other major parts of this Lot include (without limitation) The Netherlands (preferred bidder Indonesia); France (preferred bidder Vietnam) and Portugal (offers are invited from syndicates in Macau).
There are no preferred bidders for other countries; however as above those countries who can prove a former colonial tie will be given a right of first refusal.
The Auctioneer cannot stress enough how attractive these lots are. By 2100 stupid white Europeans are likely to have shrunk in number to a mere 30% of their number in 2000. The opportunity afforded here with a total number of immigrants required to keep the economies of these countries healthy at nearly 140,000,000 (yes one hundred and forty million) people cannot be taken lightly. This is the opportunity of a life time to peacefully colonise Europe and supplant its indigenous stupid white European population with superior Asian minds and culture. It is anticipated that should Asian countries acquire this Lot and divide it between them within a couple of hundred years the indigenous stupid white Europeans will have ceded their rights to superior Asians and the continent can be managed from Asia, with stupid white Europeans being available for sale in slave auctions which should commence in the latter part of the 22nd Century.
LOT 2 – RUSSIA (preferred bidder – The People’s Republic of China.
Population circa 2000 was 145 million people. Population by 2015 in the region of 123 million. The death rate here amongst the stupid white Europeans making up the majority of its population is 70% higher than its birth rate. By 2100 there are unlikely to be any stupid white Europeans left in Siberia which will be returned to China to whom it properly belongs. By 2100 the number of stupid white Europeans left in Russia will be barely 80,000,000
Lot 3 – THE UKRAINE (preferred bidder – The People’s Republic of China.
The population of our final lot, is shrinking at an alarming rate. Bid early and ensure that your pioneers are the first to colonise this country.
All countries available have all the resources necessary to make them ideal places to reside other than manpower and brains. Once all the stupid white Europeans have died out or been sold as slaves to superior Asians, all country naming rights, including the rights to design new flags, assign new languages and replace whatever culture now exists will pass to the winning bidders.
Further details available on application.