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[ktchong]

YouTube Link: David Choe on Howard Stern (Part 4)

In case you are wondering how that Asian dude is getting all the pussies left and right, he is a famous artist and a multimillionaire, whose artworks sell for half-a-mil apiece and a significant shareholder of Facebook, (but he was already a self-made multimillionaire at 30, before he got involved with Facebook.) He's been on the front page of slew of newspapers and magazines, interviewed by Barbara Walter and all the major news outlets, featured in a documentary, etc.

Oh, he is also the first Asian guy on Howard Stern show. (Howard Stern mentions it in Part 5, in which they talks about the lack of Asian men in the media, and how Asian men on TV shows are always "gay".)

Highlights from the interview Part 4:

On the women he has phucked: "Phucked that $hit, I've phucked girls from Yugoslavia and stuff. I've phucked porn stars, power ranger, A-list celebrities, D-list celebrities..."

On how get women to have sex with him: "You want to know my move, Howard? You know what the 'whore trap' is, right? ... I do the "reverse whore trap"... this is going to make me sounds like such a doucebag... " (he goes on and explains how to trick girls into fu-king him.)

On his record: "How many chicks do you phucked a week? Seriously, you're on a roll. Can you get ten chicks a week?"
"I've phucked ten girls in one day once. That's my record. But by the end of the day, I felt like the skin of my d!ck was falling off."

On Asian guys and sex: "Robin, have you ever been with an Asian guy? Robin, did you know what you've just said right now? Like, 'I've never had'? Every girl I've ever phucked, well, not every girl, but 90-percent of the women I've had sex with, either before I phucked them or after I phucked them, when you're just laying there or about to stick it in, and this is the phucked-up part, like, a lot of them are Asian, they're like, 'wow, this is the first time I'm gonna phucked an Asian guy.'"

On interracial sex: "Um, let me tell you, tell me if this statement is gonna make any sense: black women are like the Asian guys of girls, and Asian girls are the black guys of girls."

On Japanese d!cks: "I get to Japan, and I'm in prison and that's a bath culture... so I'm getting into a giant bathtub with all these phucking Japanese with all the tattoos and $hits, ... and they don't shave their pubes and things. They're getting out of the bathtub, and they have these beards that are down to here, and you're just see a red dot sticking out from where their d!cks are supposed to be, or you just don't see anything... man, those guys have the smallest d!cks I've seen in my life."

[Notes: He was in a Japanese prison for unknowingly beating up an undercover cop.]

On black d!cks: "A year later, I was in Africa in Congo, and I'm taking showers with dudes out there, and these guys have the phucking biggest d!cks I've seen in my life... and they're like, 'hey, do you want to know why our d!cks are so big?' Phuck yeah..."

On having multiple women at once: "Have you ever had your d!cks sucked by two women?... Howard? WT..? Are the cameras on right now? Let me show you..."

It's a refreshingly frank and honest interview, and $hittingly funny. You may want to listen to the whole interview.

This post has been edited by ktchong: Feb 21 2012, 12:40 PM

[devils666]

YouTube Link: David Choe on Howard Stern (Part 4)

In case you are wondering how that Asian dude is getting all the pussies left and right, he is a famous artist and a multimillionaire, whose artworks sell for half-a-mil apiece and a significant shareholder of Facebook, (but he was already a self-made multimillionaire at 30, before he got involved with Facebook.) He's been on the front page of slew of newspapers and magazines, interviewed by Barbara Walter and all the major news outlets, featured in a documentary, etc.

Highlights from the interview:

On the women he has phucked: "Phucked that $hit, I've phucked girls from Yugoslavia and stuff. I've phucked porn stars, power ranger, A-list celebrities, D-list celebrities..."

On how get women to have sex with him: "You want to know my move, Howard? You know what the 'whore trap' is, right? ... this is going to make me sounds like such a doucebag... " (he goes on and explains how to trick girls into fu-king him.)

On his record: "How many chicks do you phucked a week? Seriously, you're on a roll. Can you get ten chicks a week?"
"I've phucked ten girls in one day once. That's my record. But by the end of the day, I felt like the skin of my d!ck was falling off."

On Asian guys and sex: "Robin, have you ever been with an Asian guy? Robin, did you know what you've just said right now? Like, 'I've never had'? Every girl I've ever phucked, well, not every girl, but 90-percent of the women I've had sex with, either before I phucked them or after I phucked them, when you're just laying there or about to stick it in, and this is the phucked-up part, like, a lot of them are Asian, they're like, 'wow, this is the first time I'm gonna phucked an Asian guy.'"

On interracial sex: "Um, let me tell you, tell me if this statement is gonna make any sense: black women are like the Asian guys of girls, and Asian girls are the black guys of girls."

On Japanese d!cks: "I get to Japan, and I'm in prison and that's a bath culture... so I'm getting into a giant bathtub with all these phucking Japanese with all the tattoos and $hits, ... and they don't shave their pubes and things. They're getting out of the bathtub, and they have these beards that are down to here, and you're just see a red dot sticking out from where their d!cks are supposed to be, or you just don't see anything... man, those guys have the smallest d!cks I've seen in my life."

[Notes: He was in a Japanese prison for unknowingly beating up an undercover cop.]

On black d!cks: "A year later, I was in Africa in Congo, and I'm taking showers with dudes out there, and these guys have the phucking biggest d!cks I've seen in my life... and they're like, 'hey, do you want to know why our d!cks are so big?' Phuck yeah..."

On having multiple women at once: "Have you ever had your d!cks sucked by two women?... Howard? WT..? Are the cameras on right now? Let me show you..."

It's a refreshingly frank and honest interview, and $hittingly funny. You may want to listen to the whole interview.

LOL those are my favorite quotes...

[ktchong]

His interview with Barbara Walter: Secret Facebook Millionaire Video ABC News

[mndeg]

pussy is a non-count item, unless used as a slur for example: you guys are all pussies.

[Flatland]

That's very nice.