WTF? Women found human penis in Ketchup bottle Options

[lockerom14]

I wonder if this is a case like those peeping neighbours

"we were so horrified that there was a penis in our ketchup, that we stared at it for 15 minutes before complaining to anyone"

I would of slapped those Neighbors with a countersuit so fast it would of made there binoculars (or telescope w/e they used) spin

I feel bad for the husband who thought it was a c@ck in there cause he actually ate some of the ketchup. I can only imagine what was going thru his mind

[shiro]

Especially with the kids having it too.


Kid: "Daddy, what's in my ketchup?"
Dad: "@#!$$@!#!@$!@#!@$!@#!@$#!@# I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE SOME OF THAT !@$#@$ TOO!!!"

[lockerom14]

how many times do the husband puked

[shiro]

if I found a penis in my ketchup
someone would die

they could not write a number big enough to pay me off

[lockerom14]

it is sick as hell but its kinda of like those boats u see inside bottles
it makes you wonder how in the hell did that get in there lol

I agree tho I would be on a rampage if a found a c@ck anywhere near or in something I was gonna put in my mouth

This post has been edited by lockerom14: Mar 3 2005, 02:38 AM

[shiro]

someone told me they hold the bottle sideways, and heat the bottom, while holding the boat against the neck
like what you do with an egg

hahaha
I forget who told me that, but that's retarded
if it worked, it would destroy the boat

but really, how DO they get the boat inside?
make the bottle around the boat?
makes no sense...

[lockerom14]

someone told me they hold the bottle sideways, and heat the bottom, while holding the boat against the neck
like what you do with an egg

hahaha
I forget who told me that, but that's retarded
if it worked, it would destroy the boat

but really, how DO they get the boat inside?
make the bottle around the boat?
makes no sense...

I really dont know how they do it either
its a mystery kinda of like whats the main ingredient in spam
they say its pork but I have my doubts lol

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This post has been edited by samnang: Sep 4 2011, 12:04 PM

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