Girls, What To Do If You Are Ugly, few tips from a guy Options

[oni-mx]

1. Make sure you are healthy, i.e. fit and as slim as u can be w/o being anorexic.
If you are fat and ugly then ur hopeless.

2. Make sure u are not a prude, have great fashion sense, be stylish but not overly so like some spanish chicks who always dresses like Christina Agulillera, who looks like a whore neway. Please take time to read up and follow fashions, dont be a nerd/ game-freak.

3. Have great posture, walking, seating, etc. Sit straight, walk with ease and elegance, and please, loosen those hips!

4. Be confident, but not arrogant. Nothing turns a guy off like a feminist pigs. Head-strong/ stubbornness really does multiplies ugliness, not lessens it, remember that.

5. Be a girl, i.e. feminime, girlish, shy but fun, and a bit flirtatious/ sexy. Don't be an ice block.

6. If there's a feature u think is really hideous, i.e. your giant flary nose, or your round hippo @$$, dont hesitate to get it fixed by your local surgeon. Unlike some prudes and self-proclaimed puritans in this world, this is the new millenium, u can do whatever u want, as long as it doesnt harm anyone.

7. Make sure u have good skin, a healthy glow on your face will really help your apperance.

8. If you wear glasses, loose them and get contacts. Unless you are a supermodel, glasses will make u look dorky.

9. Have great hair, spend time to blow dry them, curl them a bit, and color them. Nothing says sexy more than a great hair that u can toss around to tease guys.

10. Smile!


Hope this helps. I don't intend to make any inflammatory remarks, but just an honest unadulterated and unfiltered comments from a guy who has dated more than a few chicks.

Teng Kiuuuu


This post has been edited by oni-mx: Jul 26 2004, 07:11 PM

[EmSkittles19]

thanks for the info! but the girls need to be nice too. i mean, you can be the hottest chick in the world but if you're b!tchy and retarded (like paris hilton) then there's really no hope

[FantasyClover]

*LOL* that is way too shallow. Go SEE a SURGEON to FIX our major flaws UNDER THE KNIFE is GOOD ADVICE? O_O

And who said being as skinny as possible is ATTRACTIVE?? All my guy friends say they like girls with a little meat. Extreme skinniness is no joke! And yes good skin IS important, but some of us inherited bad genes. Also, I DONT look like a supermodel, but all my friends say I look good WITH glasses.

Also, your ENCOURAGING us to FOLLOW fashion? as in FOLLOW the trend??

I Am a major game freak/nerd, does that make me UNATTRACTIVE?? Sometimes being a game freak is a good thing, b/c most guys love video games, and its a good thing to share the same passion.

It seems to me that you're trying to modify a girl's true personality. SHe CAN be prude and arrogant, or open-minded and nice, but you cant just tell a person to change the way they are. Sometimes guys like girls with a little spice LOL.

[AznBabyGrl]

If you are fat and ugly then ur hopeless.

that's SO mean lol

thanks for the tips and all....maintaining all that stuff isn't super easy though lol...and every guy has different taste....so i'm just gona say fu-k it...if people like me then great....if not, then i'll deal i can't change who i am, and i don't think i want to

This post has been edited by AznBabyGrl: Jul 26 2004, 07:52 PM

[sniff]

is my only comment to this thread

[harutenshi]

No offense but some of these are wrong....>___< I don't think a girl needs to conform (did I spell that right???>____<) just to impress a guy. She should be who she is.

[blatant]

I really should make a thread for guys... .I REALLY should... Higher ugly guy ratio than ugly girl ratio. NOTHING is wrong with glasses, I got contacts because I'm a vain prick (*cough* i got sick of cleaning the lenses *cough*), but I've had them for years and they did NOT make people look dorky. They make people look intelligent and sophisticated.

Nothing is wrong with being ugly and fat if the person finds nothing to be wrong with it. It's all in your mind.

I certainly hope that you didn't tell any of your girl friends this advice, if you did, it's probably why they dumped you.

Girls don't need to be nice. They can choose to be but are under no obligation to be nice towards everything. And Paris Hilton is oogly, her eyes are crooked and her nose is hideous. Furthermore, she's aneroxic.

[fyre]

Some girl should now make a thread for all the ugly @$$ guys.

This post has been edited by fyre: Jul 26 2004, 08:34 PM

[Tamtamdoll23]

If you are fat and ugly then ur hopeless.

that's SO mean lol

thanks for the tips and all....maintaining all that stuff isn't super easy though lol...and every guy has different taste....so i'm just gona say fu-k it...if people like me then great....if not, then i'll deal i can't change who i am, and i don't think i want to

Amen to that! Preach sista :genius:

[oni-mx]

Ppl can choose want they want to do. If you want to to be "inner-beautiful" and all that, so be it.
Don't barge into this thread expecting praises. The topic is self-expalantory, if you want to promote virtues etc, go start ur own topic or join a feminist group or sumthin...geezz

America: Land of Angry Prudes.
-oni-MX


*eyes roll*

[Adwaregator]

hehe...it's funny how men forget that women pick you on personality more then looks

I'd go out with any ok looking girl with a charming personality (yes still shallow a bit)

There's people who love fat people so the whole tough luck thing isn't true ^^

This post has been edited by Adwaregator: Jul 26 2004, 09:59 PM

[oni-mx]

thanks for the info! but the girls need to be nice too. i mean, you can be the hottest chick in the world but if you're b!tchy and retarded (like paris hilton) then there's really no hope

Yes, personality helps. But that is another topic. If you are beautiful but annoying as hell, you might as well be ugly.
But I will tolerate annoying hot chicks more than I will tolerate annoying ugle chicks.

[Jiraiya]

Nice post oni-mx. I totally agree with most of your points. Also these can be applied to guys as well. Like fitness, posture, style, and smile.

Don't be hatin the post, cuz the truth hurts.

[cali99boy]

haha.. you guys probably thought I posted this thread huh?

See, I'm not that bad of a guy now am I? I think I deserve a few kisses

[starry]

6. If there's a feature u think is really hideous, i.e. your giant flary nose, or your round hippo @$$, dont hesitate to get it fixed by your local surgeon. Unlike some prudes and self-proclaimed puritans in this world, this is the new millenium, u can do whatever u want, as long as it doesnt harm anyone.

It's not a matter of civil liberties. Plastic surgery is a form of a big fat huge lie and that's why people have a problem with it.

why do you defend it so staunchly? Is it because you are so superficial or because you're so hideous you need it yourself?

[Jasel]

1. Make sure you are healthy, i.e. fit and as slim as u can be w/o being anorexic.
If you are fat and ugly then ur hopeless.

2. Make sure u are not a prude, have great fashion sense, be stylish but not overly so like some spanish chicks who always dresses like Christina Agulillera, who looks like a whore neway. Please take time to read up and follow fashions, dont be a nerd/ game-freak.

3. Have great posture, walking, seating, etc. Sit straight, walk with ease and elegance, and please, loosen those hips!

4. Be confident, but not arrogant. Nothing turns a guy off like a feminist pigs. Head-strong/ stubbornness really does multiplies ugliness, not lessens it, remember that.

5. Be a girl, i.e. feminime, girlish, shy but fun, and a bit flirtatious/ sexy. Don't be an ice block.

6. If there's a feature u think is really hideous, i.e. your giant flary nose, or your round hippo @$$, dont hesitate to get it fixed by your local surgeon. Unlike some prudes and self-proclaimed puritans in this world, this is the new millenium, u can do whatever u want, as long as it doesnt harm anyone.

7. Make sure u have good skin, a healthy glow on your face will really help your apperance.

8. If you wear glasses, loose them and get contacts. Unless you are a supermodel, glasses will make u look dorky.

9. Have great hair, spend time to blow dry them, curl them a bit, and color them. Nothing says sexy more than a great hair that u can toss around to tease guys.

10. Smile!


Hope this helps. I don't intend to make any inflammatory remarks, but just an honest unadulterated and unfiltered comments from a guy who has dated more than a few chicks.

Teng Kiuuuu

Based on SOME of those rules something tells me you dont get alot of dates...

This post has been edited by Jasel: Jul 27 2004, 12:14 AM

[Jun]

No offense but some of these are wrong....>___< I don't think a girl needs to conform (did I spell that right???>____<) just to impress a guy. She should be who she is.

i agree
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a guy should like a girl for who she is and not try to change her, after would you like it if a girl tried to change you?
hell i wouldn't i'd tell her to go away cause im not going to change for no one.

[JMAC]

WAHAHAHA! another superficial post by oni-mx! keep them coming!

[Hakka]

1. Make sure you are healthy, i.e. fit and as slim as u can be w/o being anorexic.
If you are fat and ugly then ur hopeless.

2. Make sure u are not a prude, have great fashion sense, be stylish but not overly so like some spanish chicks who always dresses like Christina Agulillera, who looks like a whore neway. Please take time to read up and follow fashions, dont be a nerd/ game-freak.

3. Have great posture, walking, seating, etc. Sit straight, walk with ease and elegance, and please, loosen those hips!

4. Be confident, but not arrogant. Nothing turns a guy off like a feminist pigs. Head-strong/ stubbornness really does multiplies ugliness, not lessens it, remember that.

5. Be a girl, i.e. feminime, girlish, shy but fun, and a bit flirtatious/ sexy. Don't be an ice block.

6. If there's a feature u think is really hideous, i.e. your giant flary nose, or your round hippo @$$, dont hesitate to get it fixed by your local surgeon. Unlike some prudes and self-proclaimed puritans in this world, this is the new millenium, u can do whatever u want, as long as it doesnt harm anyone.

7. Make sure u have good skin, a healthy glow on your face will really help your apperance.

8. If you wear glasses, loose them and get contacts. Unless you are a supermodel, glasses will make u look dorky.

9. Have great hair, spend time to blow dry them, curl them a bit, and color them. Nothing says sexy more than a great hair that u can toss around to tease guys.

10. Smile!


Hope this helps. I don't intend to make any inflammatory remarks, but just an honest unadulterated and unfiltered comments from a guy who has dated more than a few chicks.

Teng Kiuuuu

Based on SOME of those rules something tells me you dont get alot of dates...

LOL

To be honest I wouldn't like someone who was that obsessed about how they appear to other people.
And personally I definitely go for the dorky girls, so keep them glasses!

[chynagongju]

1. Make sure you are healthy, i.e. fit and as slim as u can be w/o being anorexic.
If you are fat and ugly then ur hopeless.

2. Make sure u are not a prude, have great fashion sense, be stylish but not overly so like some spanish chicks who always dresses like Christina Agulillera, who looks like a whore neway. Please take time to read up and follow fashions, dont be a nerd/ game-freak.

3. Have great posture, walking, seating, etc. Sit straight, walk with ease and elegance, and please, loosen those hips!

4. Be confident, but not arrogant. Nothing turns a guy off like a feminist pigs. Head-strong/ stubbornness really does multiplies ugliness, not lessens it, remember that.

5. Be a girl, i.e. feminime, girlish, shy but fun, and a bit flirtatious/ sexy. Don't be an ice block.

6. If there's a feature u think is really hideous, i.e. your giant flary nose, or your round hippo @$$, dont hesitate to get it fixed by your local surgeon. Unlike some prudes and self-proclaimed puritans in this world, this is the new millenium, u can do whatever u want, as long as it doesnt harm anyone.

7. Make sure u have good skin, a healthy glow on your face will really help your apperance.

8. If you wear glasses, loose them and get contacts. Unless you are a supermodel, glasses will make u look dorky.

9. Have great hair, spend time to blow dry them, curl them a bit, and color them. Nothing says sexy more than a great hair that u can toss around to tease guys.

10. Smile!


Hope this helps. I don't intend to make any inflammatory remarks, but just an honest unadulterated and unfiltered comments from a guy who has dated more than a few chicks.

Teng Kiuuuu

Wow this is so wrong in so many ways...

I guess I am screwed. I'm a prude, horrible at fashion, am a nerd AND game freak, have bad posture, although I want to change that..., am headstrong, especially when it comes to politics and morals, am not girly at all, have a big nose, but there is no way I'm going to my "neighborhood surgeon" to fix it , do not have perfect skin that "glows", and would never "toss around my hair" to "tease guys"