Funniest Member Quotes and Sayings, Because AF NEEDS one Options

[Suijen]

lol Manun but i'm already married!
then you should marry him i'd like to see that.

Don't be thinking dirty things

but you're single aren't you?

I may be single but I'm not a homo

If anything we must strenghten our hakka genes! Togheter we can do it!

That's the Hakka male bonding there

Manun is awesome.

This post has been edited by Suijen: Jun 18 2006, 11:11 PM

[hanzhongrenshi]

Put politic aside, in practicality, un-simplified Chinese give me a head!ck; I need a magnifying glass to read. You folk will do the same sooner or later.

If you are smart, you don't need a pro.
If you are really smart, you can turn a raw into a pro!
If you are really really smart, you should shut the hell up.

the old guy is funny.

[Lao_Dreamer]

hakseng, ben was in 2 or 3 of the screen shots....and in one screen shot, you circled two people. How can Ben be at two of the same places.....lol

^ We are talking abou tthe CEO here, he can do many things. Appearing in two places at once is just one of many talents.

This post has been edited by Lao_Dreamer: Jun 19 2006, 02:16 AM

[Manun]

Lol, Adee responded. I usually write something and leave that thread for another and forget about it.

[Nini_Kya]

Randy Johnson incinerated bird with his 100mph fastball




:shock:

[Nini_Kya]

OH YEAH fu-k ALL YOU TOMS, SELLOUTS AND HOUSE NIGGAS! TIGHTEYEZ YOUR SCARED! YOU HAVE WHITE FRIENDS DON'T YOU? YOU DO. I THOUGHT SO. THAT'S WHAT MOTIVATING YOUR HATE. YOUR JEALOUSLY TOWARDS US. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU, WERE JUST DOIN ARE THANG. ARE YOU? LIKE A SAID BEFORE IF YOU LISTEN TO HIPHOP YOUR GOIN TO ACT BLACK. IF YOU LISTEN TO ROCK YES YOUR GOIN TO ACT WHITE. HOUSE NIGGAS YOU KNOW! FOR REAL DON'T COME TO THE CLUB AND ACT ALL SCARED. YOU CAME TO THE CLUB TO PARTY NOT TO WATCH. UNDERSTAND THAT. MOST ASIANS DO, DO YOU?

wansta!!!

[YoungOne]

In the "handjobs" thread

I like doing it but my arms get tired after awhile

Its cause your not healthy. I believe it might be caused by the blubber that jiggles down on your arms.
When you jerk, it waves like the oceans..which isnt a good thing of course. You should probably stop doing these things and just eat it.

[toki]

in a thread entitled: south korean pussies: read this to understand

I have seen a lot of dogs but very few pussies in S Korea.N I hate dogs {coz I was bitten twice as a kid by 2 different dogs}.What could be the reason for there being very few pussies visible on the streets of S Korea.I heard once that cats are eaten in a neighbouring country of S Korea.Are pussies eaten in S Korea?

Is there any special name for pussies from S Korea.Iranian cats are known as Persian cats.

IN a thread titled: DO KOREAN GIRLS LIKE...

Teddy Panties?

Show us a picture of it. I think a lot of us never saw one.

And ironically. look at his sig

[Jaimu-Jaimu]

It's good to know that Michinobu has a sense of humour.

Or alternatively, people know the facts and disagree with you?

Or, it could be that, yes.

Stop being a condescending little twat.

Condescending??? Possibly. Little Twat? Now, that's debatable.

[Nini_Kya]

I don't know what the hell you call it, but next month, my cousin (a Japanese female) will be visiting Hawaii with her *cough* white husband (he's actually Finnish, but heck, Euros are white) to host a baby shower/party since it's going to be her son's first birthday.

I won't be in HI since I'm currently on the East Coast.

However, even if I was in HI, I'd never want to go to my cousin's baby shower.

She married out to a whitey, and that just disgusts the $hit out of me.

I'm really really really really sick and tired of Asian girls trying to think they're all $hit with their white boyfriends (then husbands).

I fu-king don't care if she's my cousin. There's the saying, "Once you go white, you know you ain't right."

Why does him being white automatically make him a douchebag I mean he could very well BE a douchebag. But why don't we give him the benefit of the doubt since this is coming from BahDukblahblah.

[Jasel]

yes im black but i dont have a c@ck najjiah therefore he wont like me!!!

he's a homo?



ok then ill pair him up with this dude>>>



he wants anal, fo sho.

[Manun]

^ JASEL! MY FAVORITE MOD! Havent seen u post for a long time.

This post has been edited by Manun: Jun 20 2006, 10:35 AM

[Jarhier]

$hit

[Lao_Dreamer]

Last night I was running and dancing around in my house with the light turnoff while listening to Enya and was completely naked. Well, unluckily, I ran into the wall and I hit both of my heads really hard. And I think I broke my penis. It curved to the left now. Before it was straight.

LOLOLOLOL

[Jasel]

^That's hilarious

Maybe this also belongs to China too!!!

This had me laughing out loud

[ham_let]

Urgh....drunk English people are the worst.

ditto

^What about drunken French people?

they drink wine therefore they are fine...

lol you can get drunk on wine too.

but its being drunk in a classier way....

[Suijen]

"Please god, give me a pair of balls."

lol

[Joventino]

well? i just need some advice cause once my crush let me grabbed her boobs and said that i suck at grabbing em so i just wanna know how to grab those t!t$. and tommorow we are going swimming and a few seconds ago she said that she'll give me another try to grab those t!t$.

btw they are 34 D

[Nini_Kya]

[Nini_Kya]

I'm boring you, is that it?

Yes.

Yes.

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Chinese Desert Fox, stop being mean to me.

Yes.

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Chinese Desert Fox, stop being mean to me.

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No, now go sodomize yourself with a sharp iron rod.

You're mean AND rude.