CUCUMBER GIRL, I dont care if you dont reply. Its ok. |
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CUCUMBER GIRL, I dont care if you dont reply. Its ok. |
 Aug 31 2004, 12:42 PM
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AF Addict  Group: Members Posts: 551 Joined: 27-August 04  |
I'm bored so i juss wanna write a weird short story..here it goes:
The little girl was awaken by the cucumber that she had been trying to cook the night before. However, while she was trying to cook it the cucumber got nervous and punched her. She became dizzy so she decided to lay on the kitchen counter for the night. In her sleep the little girl dreamt about her mother and little brother who had abandoned her 2 years before. In the dream her mom and the little brother were in a cave near the beach. The mother said to the boy: "When your soul is born love is the first friend it ever makes. When your soul dies, love is the first friend that your going to need" The boy looked at the mother and said "if love is my lifelong friend how come she has rejected me throughout my lifetime?" The mother replied "because you never her gave her the chance to know you..." The little boy started crying  and the mother proceeded to give the boy a haircut. "Chillibowl" she said. Within minutes the mother was done and when the haircut was over the little girl woke up. Saddened, the little girl ran to the bathroom and wipe off her tears. As she was wiping off her tears clumps of hair started falling out. She looks in the mirror and had seen that her hair had been changed to Chillibowl style  ......
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Sep 3 2004, 12:16 PM
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AF Pro  Group: Banned Posts: 1,209 Joined: 10-June 04 From: WEST SIDE |
uhhh wierd and kinda funny
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Sep 3 2004, 06:09 PM
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AF Fiend  Group: Members Posts: 314 Joined: 24-January 04 From: a place of course |
lol. OmG that was hilarious! chilibowl style lol
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Sep 4 2004, 11:17 PM
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AF Elite  Group: Members Posts: 9,835 Joined: 29-December 03 |
LMAO...funny story
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Sep 4 2004, 11:25 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 7,111 Joined: 26-November 03 From: Michigan. |
Haha..Funny
 Lol..
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Sep 4 2004, 11:45 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 5,750 Joined: 15-August 04 From: Mil-Rockee , WIS-CON-SYN |
ok. Chilibowl was funny but an aggressive cucumber?? whateves
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Sep 5 2004, 12:37 AM
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AF Fiend Group: Members Posts: 459 Joined: 17-April 04 From: canada |
Haaha Interesting........
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Sep 14 2004, 09:42 AM
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AF Addict Group: Members Posts: 551 Joined: 27-August 04 |
 thank you guys
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Apr 18 2005, 03:25 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 9,835 Joined: 29-December 03 |
 gotta love this story!
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Apr 18 2005, 08:18 PM
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AF Pro Group: Banned Posts: 2,380 Joined: 16-August 04 |
LOL funny story
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Apr 18 2005, 08:47 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 5,445 Joined: 4-June 04 From: Behind you ^_~ |
*is disappionted*
I thought this was going to be a erotic story  Bastard |
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Apr 18 2005, 10:49 PM
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AF Legend  Group: AF Forum Police Posts: 25,372 Joined: 6-August 04 From: A Suburban Wasteland |
QUOTE (Puggles @ Apr 18 2005, 10:47 PM) *is disappionted* I thought this was going to be a erotic story Bastard  i kow. like: "The girl who did a cucumber" |
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 Apr 19 2005, 01:25 AM
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AF Supreme  Group: Members Posts: 12,154 Joined: 24-May 04 From: 34°N 118°W |
Whoa....I'm impressed by the randomness
Turtle, I like you
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Apr 19 2005, 05:59 PM
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AF Addict Group: Members Posts: 551 Joined: 27-August 04 |
thank you star..
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May 25 2005, 07:57 AM
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AF Addict Group: Members Posts: 528 Joined: 18-January 05 |
wooooowwwwwwww...very poignant.
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Jun 16 2005, 08:07 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 6,040 Joined: 23-January 04 |
You're so kinky with the cucumber. I like the personification.
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Jun 10 2006, 07:44 PM
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AF Supreme Group: Members Posts: 12,020 Joined: 2-June 04 From: 中國 |
lol
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Jul 13 2006, 11:54 PM
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AF Geek  Group: Members Posts: 222 Joined: 4-July 06 |
QUOTE(ham_let @ Apr 18 2005, 11:49 PM) [snapback]804378[/snapback] i kow. like: "The girl who did a cucumber" ha, omigod, a cucumber.... |
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Jul 18 2006, 08:47 AM
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AF Pro  Group: Members Posts: 1,802 Joined: 4-November 05 |
wtf? lol. absolutely made no sense.
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Oct 25 2006, 01:43 PM
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Newbie  Group: Members Posts: 11 Joined: 24-October 06 |
LOL?
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