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Tell Me A Funny Asian Joke (even Racist Ones), asian jokes
cambosoulja
post Jul 5 2004, 06:17 PM
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just wanted to ask if anybody knows any good asian jokes, try to think of ones that you think nobody has ever heard and maybe include jokes that you made up.
yes, they can be offensive because i think those are the funniest and try to stay away from the 2 asians walks into a bar.... jokes cause that shiet is played out.
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Hisashi
post Jul 5 2004, 06:39 PM
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this is real stupid i got from asianjoke.com
you no you're cambodian when.........
You think you are the king of gambler but lose all your money like the other ones.
You gamble with no strategy in the casino like a chick with no head
People think you're Paki or Indu
You wonder why all other Asian ethnicity hate you
You are racist with white people
You are really embarrassed when some white folks ask you serious questions about Buddhism because you don't know anything about it
You like Jet Li, Jakie Chan, Bruce Lee but you don't know who are Li Lian Jie, Chen Long, Li Siu long
If you ask someone "do you want to stay with us for the dinner you really want the person stay for eat"
You think you only have to wear expensive clothes to have class
You hate white people even if you are in their country
You think it's the white who have to follow your own rules
You try to use every word of the ebonic slang but you look ridiculous
You really think that the more gold you wear the more chicks you get
You called white men foreigner in their own country
You call all white people Frenchmen
You go to the temple because you think you'll meet good girls there but most of the girls who go there are bad girls who want to prove there family and community they are clean good girls
You don't even know that angor wat was not a Buddhist temple at first
You claim to be Buddhist but don't know anything about it
Your favorite past time is talking behind the back of people even your own family
You show no respect to the country your living in
When some people ask you where were you or which side you fought in the Khmer rouge time you are embarrassed and you don't answer
You often see ex-Khmer rouge war criminals, who still have blood of Khmer people on there hand ,who passed as refugee and now are in America or Canada, but don't do anything about it
You think Buddha is sort a god that can make you win money at the lottery or casino
You young folks claim Asian pride! But Mr. bean is more Asian
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Cebuano
post Jul 5 2004, 06:40 PM
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What's a Cambodian abortion?
A hungry rat on a string.
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post Jul 5 2004, 06:52 PM
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hahaha, all that is mostly true, keep it coming....
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post Jul 5 2004, 08:15 PM
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QUOTE (Hisashi @ Jul 5 2004, 07:39 PM)
this is real stupid i got from asianjoke.com
you no you're cambodian when.........
You think you are the king of gambler but lose all your money like the other ones.
You gamble with no strategy in the casino like a chick with no head
People think you're Paki or Indu
You wonder why all other Asian ethnicity hate you
You are racist with white people
You are really embarrassed when some white folks ask you serious questions about Buddhism because you don't know anything about it
You like Jet Li, Jakie Chan, Bruce Lee but you don't know who are Li Lian Jie, Chen Long, Li Siu long
If you ask someone "do you want to stay with us for the dinner you really want the person stay for eat"
You think you only have to wear expensive clothes to have class
You hate white people even if you are in their country
You think it's the white who have to follow your own rules
You try to use every word of the ebonic slang but you look ridiculous
You really think that the more gold you wear the more chicks you get
You called white men foreigner in their own country
You call all white people Frenchmen
You go to the temple because you think you'll meet good girls there but most of the girls who go there are bad girls who want to prove there family and community they are clean good girls
You don't even know that angor wat was not a Buddhist temple at first
You claim to be Buddhist but don't know anything about it
Your favorite past time is talking behind the back of people even your own family
You show no respect to the country your living in
When some people ask you where were you or which side you fought in the Khmer rouge time you are embarrassed and you don't answer
You often see ex-Khmer rouge war criminals, who still have blood of Khmer people on there hand ,who passed as refugee and now are in America or Canada, but don't do anything about it
You think Buddha is sort a god that can make you win money at the lottery or casino
You young folks claim Asian pride! But Mr. bean is more Asian

I like this one.
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AidanW
post Jul 5 2004, 08:22 PM
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You don't even know that angor wat was not a Buddhist temple at first
I am sure Khmer people knew it was for Hinduism.
You go to the temple because you think you'll meet good girls there but most of the girls who go there are bad girls who want to prove there family and community they are clean good girls
When I go to the temple for new years I see a lot of gangster looking girls and some decent, traditional ones.
Some of it is true and some are not in a way..
nice one
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post Jul 5 2004, 08:27 PM
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You like Jet Li, Jakie Chan, Bruce Lee but you don't know who are Li Lian Jie, Chen Long, Li Siu long


HAHAH! i find this funny!! embarassedlaugh.gif
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post Jul 5 2004, 08:34 PM
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^^
Those are just their Chinese names right?
Jet Li is Li Lian Jie
Jackie Chan is Chen Long
Bruce Lee is Li Siu Long
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post Jul 5 2004, 09:25 PM
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When I was young in Cambodia. All I heard was Lee sia long. Never heard of Bruce Lee until I came to America. And Jackie Chan was Always known as Chen Long.
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post Jul 5 2004, 09:41 PM
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QUOTE (Cebuano @ Jul 5 2004, 07:40 PM)
What's a Cambodian abortion?
A hungry rat on a string.

hahah
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post Jul 5 2004, 10:25 PM
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If you are proud to be a Cambodian, then you have to know how to eat Prahok and Somlo Machua Kruong...And you have to know how to drink Turk Thnok Chua and eat Sach Ko Ank... beerchug.gif embarassedlaugh.gif beerchug.gif embarassedlaugh.gif embarassedlaugh.gif beerchug.gif embarassedlaugh.gif

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post Jul 5 2004, 10:40 PM
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Then I guess I am not proud to be Cambodian? I don't know how to eat prahok.
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post Jul 5 2004, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE (Horitaka @ Jul 5 2004, 10:41 PM)
QUOTE (Cebuano @ Jul 5 2004, 07:40 PM)
What's a Cambodian abortion?
A hungry rat on a string.

hahah

I dun get it confused.gif
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post Jul 5 2004, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE (Kewell7 @ Jul 5 2004, 11:54 PM)
QUOTE (Horitaka @ Jul 5 2004, 10:41 PM)
QUOTE (Cebuano @ Jul 5 2004, 07:40 PM)
What's a Cambodian abortion?
A hungry rat on a string.

hahah

I dun get it confused.gif

That's the joke I did not get either. icon_confused.gif
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cambosoulja
post Jul 6 2004, 01:13 PM
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i like the one about callin every "saw guy" a frenchman, i think its cause the french were the first whitepeople we seen and we just got used to callin every whiteperson that
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post Jul 6 2004, 03:34 PM
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Yeah, Khmer people call other "saw" people barang which is similar to the Thai word farang.
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post Jul 6 2004, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE (Jotmaimamoreaj @ Jul 5 2004, 10:25 PM)
When I was young in Cambodia. All I heard was Lee sia long. Never heard of Bruce Lee until I came to America. And Jackie Chan was Always known as Chen Long.

Same here..my parents never referred to them as their English names.
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post Jul 6 2004, 10:24 PM
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QUOTE (Hisashi @ Jul 5 2004, 07:39 PM)
this is real stupid i got from asianjoke.com
you no you're cambodian when.........

You wonder why all other Asian ethnicity hate you

seems like you have a flaw in your jokes, because this is not true! icon_rolleyes.gif

i am filipino and i have cambodian friends, what do you have to say now?

EDIT: and yes, i know jokes don't have to be true but they usually have to be to make its irony seem funny :genius:

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post Jul 7 2004, 05:48 AM
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QUOTE (AidanW @ Jul 5 2004, 11:40 PM)
Then I guess I am not proud to be Cambodian? I don't know how to eat prahok.

same here.. i guess im not too... i hate bahok... YUK!
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post Jul 7 2004, 08:20 AM
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i love prahok! I can eat so much rice with such little prohok!

That rat on a string joke is too disgusting to envision!

Another one to add to, 'you know you're Khmer when..'

when your parents use boiled rice squished together as glue or blu-tack
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