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AsiaFinest.com Will Allow Female Visitors Only
Ben
post Apr 1 2007, 11:17 AM
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During the past few years, I have noticed that female visitors were not only more loyal to the website, but also brought more of our products. In 2006, females visitors generated $700,210.40 revenue, while male visitors generated a paltry $7,002.14, Based on those stats, I have decided to make AsiaFinest.com a FEMALE visitors only website. In a few days all male visitors will be banned from AsiaFinest.com and its forum.

Male Visitors: Losers! In 24 hours you will be banned from AsiaFinest.com. Please say your good-byes in our forum now before it's too late.

Female Visitors: Girl Power! Nothing will change for you. You will retain full access to AsiaFinest.com.

FAQs:
Q:What if I'm gay or is a male that had a sex change? Can I still access the site?
A: Hell no. Only females who was born and raised a female are allowed

Q: How will you be able to know if the person visiting AsiaFinest.com is a male or female?
A: Based on our new AsiaFinest Gender Detector 3000 software technology™ Patent# 04012007 Pending

Q: Ben is a male! Why is he allowed to access AsiaFinest.com?
A: Whatever! I do what I want!

Click here to talk about AsiaFinest's official announcement and news.
http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=115378

Media Contacts:
US:
Ben Li, AsiaFinest CEO

International:
Lirpa Chan, AsiaFinest Sloof
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