WTF? Women found human penis in Ketchup bottle |
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WTF? Women found human penis in Ketchup bottle |
 Mar 1 2005, 03:47 PM
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AF Guru  Group: Members Posts: 3,120 Joined: 27-December 03  |
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&cl...08309142293B235
QUOTE Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup. Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon. "It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said. "It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle." The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock. "I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed. Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP The family should sue the company. How the heck did the guy lose his penis the first place, and not have the rest of the world know about it? |
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Mar 1 2005, 03:49 PM
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AF Elite  Group: Members Posts: 5,938 Joined: 22-November 04 From: TEAM RAMROD |
WTF?
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Mar 1 2005, 03:49 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 9,480 Joined: 17-March 04 From: Atlanta |
thats sick...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...thank god we don't use ketchup in our house hahah
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Mar 1 2005, 03:55 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 5,856 Joined: 8-August 04 From: Inside my mothers womb. |
Old news. It wasnt a penis it was a fungus that had the shape of a penis.
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Mar 1 2005, 03:58 PM
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AF Pro  Group: Members Posts: 1,530 Joined: 26-May 04 |
yep not a penis
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Mar 1 2005, 04:07 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 5,842 Joined: 13-September 04 From: TEAM RAMROD |
no matter what it was thats still some sick $hit
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Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM
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AF Pro Group: Members Posts: 1,530 Joined: 26-May 04 |
ahahaha
wait till someone cuts off ur penis locker ahha |
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Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 5,842 Joined: 13-September 04 From: TEAM RAMROD |
QUOTE (LoNeLyDaIsUkE @ Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM) ahahaha wait till someone cuts off ur penis locker ahha  why would u put it in ur mouth again 2
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Mar 1 2005, 04:19 PM
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AF Pro Group: Members Posts: 1,530 Joined: 26-May 04 |
QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM) QUOTE (LoNeLyDaIsUkE @ Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM) ahahaha wait till someone cuts off ur penis locker ahha why would u put it in ur mouth again 2ahaha what? bite it off with my teeth ? ahaha shiet wouldnt come off but you would bleed ahaha ewwww nah i'll hire a hooker to cut it off |
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Mar 1 2005, 04:22 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 5,842 Joined: 13-September 04 From: TEAM RAMROD |
hire a hooker huh? lol
is it too much meat for u to handle urself This post has been edited by lockerom14: Mar 1 2005, 04:24 PM |
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Mar 1 2005, 04:24 PM
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AF Geek  Group: Members Posts: 114 Joined: 26-February 05 |
that must suck for the guy who lost his penis.
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Mar 1 2005, 04:27 PM
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AF Addict  Group: Members Posts: 845 Joined: 1-January 05 |
QUOTE (SlantedVision @ Mar 1 2005, 01:24 PM) that must suck for the guy who lost his penis. also sad for the man who lost his fungus |
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Mar 1 2005, 04:30 PM
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AF Guru Group: Members Posts: 3,120 Joined: 27-December 03 |
I'm disappointed it was actually a fungus.
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Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 5,842 Joined: 13-September 04 From: TEAM RAMROD |
dude that just sick if it was a c@ck
imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries lol |
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Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM
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AF Pro Group: Members Posts: 1,518 Joined: 24-August 04 From: where the grass is blue |
^^ewwwwwwwww
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Mar 1 2005, 04:34 PM
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AF Fiend  Group: Banned Posts: 416 Joined: 25-December 04 |
QUOTE (LoNeLyDaIsUkE @ Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM) ahahaha wait till someone cuts off ur penis locker ahha lol, when I read that first I thought it was: "wait till someone puts a penis in your locker". |
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Mar 1 2005, 04:35 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 5,842 Joined: 13-September 04 From: TEAM RAMROD |
hey hey hey
there will be no penis going in this locker |
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Mar 1 2005, 05:58 PM
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AF Pro Group: Members Posts: 1,530 Joined: 26-May 04 |
ahahahaha mine already went in
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Mar 1 2005, 07:11 PM
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AF Elite Group: Members Posts: 5,842 Joined: 13-September 04 From: TEAM RAMROD |
^are u sure cuz ur where the wide reciever with ur tight end lol
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Mar 1 2005, 07:38 PM
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AF Supreme  Group: Members Posts: 12,020 Joined: 2-June 04 From: 中國 |
QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM) dude that just sick if it was a c@ck imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries lol  funnnyyyyyyyy
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