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[putri tini]

hey guys and girls,

im from sydney and i really need to practice my indonesian, for my HSC (higher school certificate), for my major exams.

talk in indo or english if you want...

anyway, what's up?

This post has been edited by putri tini: Aug 5 2005, 10:37 AM

[furansizuka]

hey guys and girls,

im from sydney and i really need to practice my indonesian, for my HSC (higher school certificate), for my major exams.

talk in indo or english of you want...

anyway, what's up?

if you wanna learn bahasa indonesia, why not talking in bahasa? Practice makes perfect!

[abu]

hey guys and girls,

im from sydney and i really need to practice my indonesian, for my HSC (higher school certificate), for my major exams.

talk in indo or english of you want...

anyway, what's up?

Hi Putri Tini,

Nama saya Abu. Saya bekerja sebagai tukang becak di Yogyakarta dari pagi2 sampai jam 6 malam. Dari jam 7 malam saya bekerja di warnet (warung internet).

Gambar siapa di avatar Anda? Kalau itu gambar Putri Tini Saya, Abu Tukang Becak, mau "volunteer" sebagai guru bahasa Indonesia Anda. Nggak usah bayar.


Salam,

Abu, Tukang Becak

PS Before I get accused of hanging around the internet to pick up young girls again let me make it clear. I'm only playing around in the above post.

Welcome Putri Tini. Kamu orang putih ya?

[furansizuka]

Welcome Putri Tini.  Kamu orang putih ya?

lol! gue ketawa sampai sakit perut! 2

[abu]

Mbbak Furansuzuki,

Kalo sakit perut colbalah minum jamu jawa saya. Sangat efektiv, cuman satu gelas langusng sembuh.

I'm trying to show a bit of gotong royong spirit. You never know how far that might go in fullfilling every anak Indo's long life dream of finding a bule.



^Ibu Dewi.


Credit: Nicola Hall and Deanne Whitfield


Salam,

Abu Tukang Becak dari Yogya

[putri tini]

haha kalian lucu banget!

Abu aku bukan 'orang putih', lihat photonya!!! lol setengah tok, piye sih
Bapakku dari yogya dan ibuku bule- jadinya aku anak kopi susu hehe
Dari mana di yogya??

furansizuka, aku coba bahasa indoku, tapi malu banget....
Udah Kaku sih

[abu]

Hi Mbbak Putri Tini,

You have a bright future as a kopi susu. You are destined to be a bintang film, bintang sinetron or a penyanyi regardless of how mediocre your natural talent might be.

Five more years from now internet chat boards will be lit up by your fans, most likely to be moderated or led by Ibu Furansuzuki.

And in turn, 20 or 25 years from now anak Ibu Furansizuki will be another up-and-coming bintang as bapaknya will be orang putih dari Kroasia.


Salam,

Tukang Becak

This post has been edited by abu: Aug 6 2005, 12:10 AM

[putri tini]

Lol. Im a french horn player, is there a career in that in indo? haha

why do they choose half castes for the indo film and music industryanyways...
i mean by watching indo movies i've sorta adapted to indo people as looking like me. Need more pure indos i think!

So tukang becak where you from? If your from Yogya, we have many great things to talk about - i love Yogya sooo much.

Bahasa Inggris Anda kok lancar banget? belajar di mana?

[abu]

Lol. Im a french horn player, is there a career in that in indo? haha

why do they choose half castes for the indo film and music industryanyways...
i mean by watching indo movies i've sorta adapted to indo people as looking like me.  Need more pure indos i think!

So tukang becak where you from?  If your from Yogya, we have many great things to talk about - i love Yogya sooo much.

Bahasa Inggris Anda kok lancar banget? belajar di mana?

Hi Mbbak Putri Tini,

Malam2 Aku tidur di becakku di sepanjang jalan Kaliurang. Alamat tetap nggak ada. Biasanya tukang becak nggak ada alamat tetap.

Apa itu french horn? You don't need to show any flair for musical instruments or any natural singing voice. They are just a bonus. All you need is good look, which in Indonesia usually comes from orang "kopi susu" like Mbbak Putri Tini.

Bahasa Inggrisku sudah lancar? Ohh terima kasih banyak, Mbbak. Aku belajar Bahasa Inggris dari Internet, terutama dari website ini asiafinest.com. Kadang2 ada kesempatan pratise pakai Bahasa Inggris dengan orang turis.


Salam,

Abu Tukang Becak

[putri tini]

haha are you really from yogya? hmm.... lol

i used to live in kaliurang and pakem for 5 years, was the bomb. luar biasa indahnya! (new vocab-hehe)

French horn termasuk alat music 'brass' dan main di dalam orkes. suaranya seperti trombone dan trumpet, but even better. awesome instrument i say.

belajar di internet? yeh riiiight... cmon where are you really from? how much u charge for a becak ride from malioboro to UGM? :P

This post has been edited by putri tini: Aug 6 2005, 01:40 AM

[abu]

haha are you really from yogya?  hmm....  lol

i used to live in kaliurang and pakem for 5 years, was the bomb.  luar biasa indahnya! (new vocab-hehe)

French horn termasuk alat music 'brass' dan main di dalam orkes.  suaranya seperti trombone dan trumpet, but even better. awesome instrument i say.

belajar di internet? yeh riiiight... cmon where are you really from? how much u charge for a becak ride from malioboro to UGM? :P

Mbbak Putri Tini,

Ya benar, aku belajar bahasa Inggris dari internet. My English seems good because you don't hear my accent.

Dari UGM sampai Jalan Malioboro...hmmm buat orang Bule seperti Mbbak Putri Tini Rp 50,000 tapi buat orang Indo cuman Rp 10,000 karena biasanya orang Indo nggak begitu gemuk.

Mbbak Putri Tini pernah bersekolah di Indonesia ya? Di mana?


Salam,

Abu Tuakng Becak

[putri tini]

Ya ampun your bloody hillarious.

Oh im not that fat plus im not completely bule, i say Rp 25000 is fair, half of bule charge! lol

I went to lempuyangan Wangi I, you know??

I still don't believe you learning off the internet. convince me HA

[abu]

Ya ampun your bloody hillarious. 

Oh im not that fat plus im not completely bule, i say Rp 25000 is fair, half of bule charge! lol 

I went to lempuyangan Wangi I, you know??

I still don't believe you learning off the internet.  convince me HA

Hi Mbbak Putri Tini,

The school you went to is probably one of those exclusive expat/rich kid schools. It's out of my reach. They are aimed at people who are expected to go on further to complete S1, S2 or S3. Aku cuman lulusan SMA.

Bapak Londoh might be able to vouch for the fact that I learned English from the Internet. Just last month he went to Yogyakarta and took a picture of me hard at work.

Lihatlah foto di bawah, what more convincing evidence do you need?



This post has been edited by abu: Aug 6 2005, 02:13 AM

[putri tini]

HAha mmmm riiiight

Is that your pic on the bottom?im seriously laughing so hard right now. ah not making fun at you, just everything from tukang becak to english extrodinare to not finishing high school. 2 ah your a awesome guy

SD Lempuyangan Wangi I is near Tukangan and yeh malioboro, YOU should know your a becak cycler, lol

Is that your pic on the bottom?

[londoh]

Lihatlah foto di bawah, what more convincing evidence do you need? 

Hi Mas ATB,

For using this photo I have to charge you € 125 as being the owner of the copyrights, you can use it for 1 year, after that it will be cheaper. I will ask my driver to drop the invoice in your beca when you are sleeping again in Jl. Kaliurang. He will wake you up for Ttg, but you don't have to be afraid, his voice is a bit load and he looks big but is actually a nice guy from Haranggaol near Toba Lake. Please pay within 8 days otherwise I have to charge administation costs and interest.

But I will trust on your kind cooperation and understanding in this matter.

NB I accept Indonesian Rupiah at a small surcharge.

Kind regards

Bung Lon

[putri tini]

HAHA what can i say

[abu]

HAha mmmm riiiight

Is that your pic on the bottom?im seriously laughing so hard right now. ah not making fun at you, just everything from tukang becak to english extrodinare to not finishing high school.  2  ah your a awesome guy

SD Lempuyangan Wangi I is near Tukangan and yeh malioboro, YOU should know your a becak cycler, lol

Is that your pic on the bottom?

Hi Mbbak Putri Tini,

I never said I was an Eglish extrodiaire because I don't know what the word extrodinaire means. And you can laugh at my English as much as you want since it's not my natural language.

SD Lempuyangan Wangi I is not in my area of expertise. I find most of my business along Jalan Kaliuran route.

And no Mas Ganteng di sig Aku itu bukan Aku. I found it while doing some private studies over the internet. But the foto of the handsome man pushing becak is truly mine.

Mbbak Putri Tini jangan lupa orang kecil seperti tukang becak ya kalo jadi bintang terkenal di Indonesia.


Salam,

Tukang Becak

[abu]

Bapak Londoh,

Please try to enforce copy rights law in Indonesia. Even with the legal skills of Hotman Paris Hutapea (nice name btw) Bapak will have troubles winning.

However, this matter will not go that far. I will push becak 7 days a week to pay for the rights to use MY OWN foto for one year.

And I'll just have to push becak for another 2 years to buy myself my own personal Digicam.


Salam,

Abu Tukang Becak

[putri tini]

heh mas Abu.. Kok nggak kerja, sekarang lagi jam 3 sore... piye sih pak? apa nggak kerja pada hari ini? hehe

maaf ya, aku nggak ketawain. haha dan kalau aku menjadi bintang film di indo saya akan ceritakan kepada media tentang pak abu the becakman. Hehehe

[londoh]

Hi Mas ATB,

I don't need a Hotman because I am quite cool myself. Your own photo ? You are lucky I don't send you a bill for spoiling my photo, I was busy making a nice photo of the sepada motor on Jl. Marlborough, which is quite unique in this world and just when I clicked there was you pushing that 8 meters piece of bamboo, breaching all the traffic rules. You were lucky there was no police as it was tanggal muda if I remember well.

BTW You can make a fortune when you put a digicam in the roof of your beca, Everybody can see how a tukan beca sees his muatan and listen to all the stories he hears.

Salam

Bung Lon