The Chinese Jihad Clan Options

[Xiao Rong Ji]

Friends, I am pleased to announce the establishment of the first Chinese Jihad clan ever known in history. Our objectives are quite simple:

1) Emulate the enthuiasm and fanaticism of Muslim jihads replacing Islam with China, but without all the killing and stuff.
2) Poker night every Thursday at my place. Bring liquor and weed.
3) Going to the strip joint on Saturdays (come on guys, Jihads got to have their fun too right?)
4) Harass Chinese nipponphiles through internet forums.

There are, however a few requirements to join this elite organization.

1) We do not discriminate: Any nationality or race can join the Chinese Jihad clan as long as they aren't Chinese nipponphiles.
2) You must wear the official Chinese jihad head-gear which consists of a beanie or Russian hat and a bandana over the mouth (consult my picture).
3) There is a $5 membership fee which can be waived if liquor is brought to our first meeting.
4) If you're a hot girl. You are required to only wear our official Chinese jihad "burke," which bears a remarkable resemblence to something out of a Victoria's Secret catalog.

Praise SunYatSen! May DengXiaoPing's blessings be with you. And may ZhuRongJi's spirit guide you... oh wait, he's not dead yet. Whatever.

[Kulong]

Hahaha... (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/embarassedlaugh.gif)

Heck, I would join just for the poker nights Thursdays and strip joint Staurdays (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

This is my Chinese Jihad picture (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) close enough (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/embarassedlaugh.gif)

(IMG:http://homepage.mac.com/weverusa/.Pictures/aa/cold.jpg)

This post has been edited by Kulong: Mar 25 2004, 01:32 PM

[Ogumo]

No hate clans. Read the Clan Guidelines before posting.

-Norm

Perhaps you were the wrong choice for moderator if you honestly thought this clan he has made was about hate. I thought he made that very clear.

[tqt]

Is this some kind of a joke for the upcoming april fool? (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/embarassedlaugh.gif)

[AtlantisStar]

this is byfar the most... odd clan i've ever seen!

[Cevilgenius]

4) Harass Chinese nipponphiles through internet forums.

I would allow it if it weren't for this.

-Norm

[Kulong]

4) Harass Chinese nipponphiles through internet forums.

I would allow it if it weren't for this.

There are many AF members who harass each other because of their difference in ethnicity, yet most of them go unpunished.

Does one only gets punished if he declares his offensive actions?

Besides, I don't know about the rest of you but he seemed at least half-joking to me. -shurg

[Cevilgenius]

Hmm... okay if you're joking... then at least remove that and no harm intended. But if you're serious about that... :/

-Norm

[shiro]

removing it would make this thread pointless
what good is a joke without a punchline?

4) If you're a hot girl.  You are required to only wear our official Chinese jihad "burke," which bears a remarkable resemblence to something out of a Victoria's Secret catalog.

Praise SunYatSen!  May DengXiaoPing's blessings be with you.  And may ZhuRongJi's spirit guide you... oh wait, he's not dead yet.  Whatever.

hahaha
this clan's great!

This post has been edited by shiro: Mar 25 2004, 04:35 PM

[KoRn]

lol this clan should be acceptable... its ok cevil... but guys, just remember your statements and stick by them! especially

1) We do not discriminate

k guys? have fun in the clan.

[Cevilgenius]

^Whatever he says.

LOL... okay well it looks interesting enough... I would join if not for the strip clubs/liquor stuff.

-Norm

[shiro]

lol this clan should be acceptable... its ok cevil... but guys, just remember your statements and stick by them! especially

1) We do not discriminate

k guys? have fun in the clan.

I have a question about the mods
I know this is the wrong place, but it's this thread that brought it up

if the Clans forum is led by Nung, then shouldn't it only be him, you, and Ben who post mod-type comments here?
cevil, shouldn't you focus your modding energies on the forums you have been assigned...?
you do have 7 already...

right?

This post has been edited by shiro: Mar 25 2004, 09:05 PM

[Nung1]

I have talked to Ben B4 i posted anything. THis clan stands, its not against any of the rules, and its intentions seems mixed at worse. So lets just leave them alone. (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif)

This post has been edited by Nung1: Mar 25 2004, 05:01 PM

[直隸總督]

This clan is retarded.

[KoRn]

lol this clan should be acceptable... its ok cevil... but guys, just remember your statements and stick by them! especially

1) We do not discriminate

k guys? have fun in the clan.

I have a question about the mods
I know this is the wrong place, but it's this thread that brought it up

if the Clans forum is led by Nung, then shouldn't it only be her, you, and Ben who post mod-type comments here?
cevil, shouldn't you focus your modding energies on the forums you have been assigned...?
you do have 7 already...

right?

lol i guess cevil felt the need to kinda bring this up? lol well someone asked me about this clan and i just came to check it out and just kinda calm cevil down a lil. i wasn't here to mod (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif)

[shiro]

i wasn't here to mod (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif)

no problem (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/icon_wink.gif)
I was just curious as to how many people would be modding each section, that's all

[dalawapo]

Cool. want to collaborate with the up and comming:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumiputra

Malay Jihad Clan. (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

sike. but this is real.. (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[Xiao Rong Ji]

Hahaha... (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/embarassedlaugh.gif)

Heck, I would join just for the poker nights Thursdays and strip joint Staurdays (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

This is my Chinese Jihad picture (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) close enough (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/embarassedlaugh.gif)

(IMG:http://homepage.mac.com/weverusa/.Pictures/aa/cold.jpg)

Ahh...excellent choice for headgear, comrade Kulong. Simply excellent.

4) Harass Chinese nipponphiles through internet forums.

I would allow it if it weren't for this.

-Norm

By "harassment" I was actually referring to "aggressive friendly debate." It's the same thing, really.

This clan is retarded.

Envy.

Cool. want to collaborate with the up and comming:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumiputra

Malay Jihad Clan. biggrin.gif

sike. but this is real.. biggrin.gif

From what I gather, the Malay Jihad Clan bears anti-Chinese overtones so we'll probably get into fist fights. Whatever.

[JMAC]

LOL! This is so cool! I have always wanted to be part of a Jihad group BUT solely a United Asian Jihad Group! (IMG:http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[dalawapo]

From what I gather, the Malay Jihad Clan bears anti-Chinese overtones so we'll probably get into fist fights. Whatever.

yes. even so, let us begin on friendly terms and see where it goes from there, ok?