Funniest Member Quotes and Sayings, Because AF NEEDS one Options

[ham_let]

England would be the favourites against a full-strength Portugal, but now....Portugal have to brilliant to progress.

I know it is a little of the pot calling the kettle, but....
That makes no sense.

EDIT: England would be the favourites against a full-strength Portugal, but now....Portugal have to BE brilliant to progress.

Sephy touches himself at night.

[Sephy]

I don't get it.

[ham_let]

Jaimu says:
Women are like.....bassoons.
Jaimu says:
Just need to learn how to play XD[quote]

[ham_let]

typical korean attitude.

typical dumbass.

typical korean insult.

typical dumbass.

If I say "typical Chinese dumbass", you may then call me a typical dumbass.

you don't get the meaning, do you? are u a korean or not? or maybe i should be more specific next time.

Yes, perhaps you should be more specific next time. Now be a good girl and stop nagging.

not nagging, just comforting you guys that luck is also another important factor in sports so just get over it and prepare for the next WC.

Ok, stop nagging.

iunno, it cheered me up. i'm kinda feeling like $hit since i'm studying for my canadian history exam.

[sun.hee]

^lol, another Klaws vs. Chili smackdown. They almost sound like a married couple bitter at one another. :]

haha @ Jaimu's correlation of women to a bassoon. So who is his maestro? I shall ask him.

[ham_let]

^lol, another Klaws vs. Chili smackdown. They almost sound like a married couple bitter at one another. :]

haha @ Jaimu's correlation of women to a bassoon. So who is his maestro? I shall ask him.

my bassoon in grade 9 was named jessica alba.

no joke. my clarinet is named amerie but perchance it shall be renamed cassie. hmmm

bassoons > all

btw.

[sun.hee]

my bassoon in grade 9 was named jessica alba.

no joke. my clarinet is named amerie but perchance it shall be renamed cassie. hmmm

bassoons > all

btw.

Methinks I may be familiar with Alba and Amerie, but not Cassie.

A musician. ! hawtness.

Do you play them well, hamlet? Perhaps you can give Jaimu some lessons on "how to play them." ^___^

*shhh* you didn't hear that from me.

[charlee]

i can outdo them both by agreeing with both your rants! do i impress you?

ham_let, yeah, very impressive. But please don't use Jaimu's homosexual emoticon.

....I'm easily pleased this morning.

[ham_let]

Methinks I may be familiar with Alba and Amerie, but not Cassie.

A musician. ! hawtness.

Do you play them well, hamlet? Perhaps you can give Jaimu some lessons on "how to play them." ^___^

*shhh* you didn't hear that from me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBiGFbd5icM
^Cassie

lol. i'm not that good but i love playing both instruments. heh.

[charlee]

In the LnR section:

Poll: What is the farthest you have gone with the
opposite sex? (relatives not included)

lol....Puggles cracks me up.

[Jaimu-Jaimu]

Do you play them well, hamlet? Perhaps you can give Jaimu some lessons on "how to play them." ^___^

Are you insinuating that I can't play?
lol@Hamlet, you are such a dork!

[Jasel]

In the 'female legs' topic

The legs have to have proper proportions too look their best.

Shape is important, of the muscle mass on the bone itself. Preferable not to have bow legs, also.

However, the KNEES have to be smaller in diameter than the thighs or they just look knobby.

My present FWB has just perfect legs. And perfect hips, wears size zero jeans, shops in the kids' section though she is not a kid. Her legs have such dainty, tight knees and ankles, and such perfect bone shape that they look really nice. Calf mass is in proportion to the rest of the leg, too, so the calves have this "narrow diamond" shape to them. Painted-on jeans or a minidress, whatever, it looks good because she is wearing it.

Small joints give the other parts of the body more "belly" because the muscle has to come down to a small gathering point.

This is why the Samoans I see swaggering around Hawaii have such huge muscle mass but look proportioned, because their joints are so wide also.

But, big mass with small joints looks bodybuilderish. Small mass with big joints looks emaciated.

The Five Levels of Fashion:

5: You dress to camouflage your existence, hoping not to be noticed
4: You dress to hide your flaws and emphasize your good points
3: You dress to show off your sexiness
2: You have to dress carefully to NOT appear to be a show off
1: Any time you wear anything, it is INSTANTLY the new style because you make it look so GREAT!

She falls into the last category. I think she could show up wearing a cut-up rice sack and make it look cool.

^wow u care too much.

[ham_let]

European man 'worked on terracotta army tomb'

Jonathan Watts in Beijing
Thursday June 29, 2006
The Guardian

Archaeologists have unearthed evidence that a foreign worker helped build the terracotta army mausoleum, the resting place of China's first emperor, who died more than 2,200 years ago.

The remains of the worker, described as a European man in his 20s, were among 121 shattered skeletons in a labourers' tomb 500 metres from the mausoleum in the north-western city of Xian, the state-run Xinhua news agency said.

According to Xinhua, the man may be "China's first foreign worker", though it is unclear whether he was an employee or a slave of emperor Qin Shi Huang.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,,1808395,00.html

Haha, China enslaved the White man.

[charlee]

one morning after I woke up i was walking to the bathroom and my niece running so fast that when she turned around the corner she ran her face right into my boner and then from the impact she fell backwards. pwned her

[sunset rhyme]

[IniTiaL V.]

That was awesome, more anal post plz.
Welcome to the club.

^ The anal club?

sounds like he takes it up the @$$

[SevenEighthsAsia...]

what type of modafacka is that

LOL LOL LOL

[sweetntwisted]

I dont think you are any better than Hitler and the Jews.

That is quite possibly the worst use of the Hitler Card I have ever seen.

This post has been edited by sweetntwisted: Jul 5 2006, 06:31 PM

[ham_let]

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[sweetntwisted]

Just wondering who here puts the STD in STUD? don't be shy.

U

lololololol!!!