Funniest Member Quotes and Sayings, Because AF NEEDS one Options

[Jarhier]

^ i was just gonna quote that!! hilarious

[charlee]

i need to bone a fatty

^ hey just dont let your friends find out. Hows that saying go, Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun until your friend catches you.

hey fat girls need love too. Plus unlike sex with a skinny chick you know your gonna get feed after you put in some work

fukk that, once I blow my load, Im gone!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again only works with a skinny chick. If the fat girl dont want you to leave you aint leaving.

i've heard fatties give great head...i wanna find out

old ladies are better

i been with a fatty there is NO upside to being with a fatty they wont even give u some of their kitkat after!

... Guys...

[Nini_Kya]

I am browsing here seeing all these topics about Asian guys with black girls, Asian guys with white girls, Asian guys with Arab girls, Asian guys with South Asian girls, Asian girls with Latinas, but what is with the lack of acknowledging Asian/Polar romance?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!! Something needs to be said.

Is it that you think you're too good?!
It's not as uncommon as you think, seriously. Soon, there will be Asian/Polar romance everywhere, and no one will be able to stop it! They can't help it that they are a little big. So what? That's more cushion for the pushin'. They'll keep you nice and warm in the winter. Who wouldn't want that?

I mean, Polar girls have hearts too, you know -- ones that break easily. Do you really want to hurt them? Huh?
HUH?!
Look into her eyes and tell her you don't love her.



She's lonely, guys. She needs your love and support. Show her that much.

Sorry Frenchie I prefer the penguins.

^But it's what's on the inside that counts.
Penguins are whores....with their stuck-up pretentious waddling.

It's the media Frenchie. Can't you see they always make the penguins look sexy and submissive whilst the polar bears so ugly and dirty?

EXACTLY!!
Everytime you turn on the Discovery channel, there has to be some sloppy, oversized, dirty polar bear wallowing in snow looking stupid. That's misrepresenting to other nice Polar girls.

You won't see this on National Geographic:


Can a penguin do that? I think not. I think not.

[ham_let]

Well, I've tried watching the NBA and some football games but it just doesn't appeal to me at all. It just seems so repetitive. I watch the WWE, if u count that as a sport. Well, any thoughts? (Prepares to get flamed)

It's ok.
Television nowadays is varied and expanding even further into the obscure but don't fear...they still have knitting, soap operas and E! to keep your ovaries happy.

that post WINS!

[Suijen]

I was only taking a 2 wk break so I could recite more new poems for you

Roses are great, violets are too
I call you special, because theres no one like you
Thank you for everything, my dear charlotte chocolate
now when I see you, its as sweet as a bite

is that ok? plz

You spent two weeks on poems that don't rhyme?

[PervertBurger]

^ I knew that was gonna happen damnit agrhtjry53bn lolol

[Lao_Dreamer]

LOLOL. I love this thread <3

You're back?

No way!



Do you really think anyone cares?

Ahhh, I missed his smart-assness

This post has been edited by Lao_Dreamer: Jul 10 2006, 10:54 PM

[Eclectic Asian]

what ever happened to jack and jerry? that guy was pretty funny. and he probably wasn't even trying

[IniTiaL V.]

^stop uk bombing?

[Suijen]

Dear XXXXX,

Shut up, little man.

Ricey.

lol, this is so Ricey.

[Eclectic Asian]

^stop uk bombing?

i didn't quite catch that

[aZnRiCeChiQ]

^

HEY,EVERYONE.....STOP ARGUING HERE!!NOT EVERYONE HAS EXACTLY THE SAME TASTE!!PEACE......STOP UK BOMBING

[toki]

... Guys...

[Tronik]

ok- I saw this movie yesterday...its some what funny- not such a bad film.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick @$$...and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

This post has been edited by Tronik: Jul 12 2006, 10:22 PM

[rx7boy]

from "lol what the hell" topic.

from what the fact i dont care about punctuation...? all that proves is that i dont care what personailty-less word editors like you think. but i do enjoy rising you. megalomaniac.
if the world really needed character less boring word editors like you then MS word wouldnt have them inbuilt. try saying something interesting or informative instead of ploughing through Afinest looking for mistakes or in my case (and others like me) those who just cant be bothered.
oh wait then how would you get that buzz of pretentious power that you get from correcting others???????
try having a wank.
its what most anal retentive nerds do.

hahahaha.

[IniTiaL V.]

^you know what part i loved about that post:

try having a wank.

that got me laughing real hard

[rx7boy]

^I nearly choked myself with Choclait Chips after reading it. Damn Corky nearly killed me with his post.

[corky]

from "lol what the hell" topic.
hahahaha.

thanks to you

^you know what part i loved about that post:
that got me laughing real hard

and to you..

[sweetntwisted]

You're on death row and there's no sign of the Governor giving you a pardon.

What is your last meal request?

Bitter fruit, beans, and bananas drenched in rotten milk.

Bitter fruit to show the world I'm bitter.

Beans to show the world what I think of it.

Bananas to spite the person who has to clean up.

Typical suijen humor. loooooooool!

[Jarhier]

i almost broke my ribs laughing when i saw that lol