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cloudyski
I have got it!

Women that lactate have recently undergone pregnancy. They are most likely to be nursing their child. Therefore, woman with larger chests and smaller waistlines are more likely than not to be fertile (in the male subconscious mind). They have already proven themselves able to carry and produce a child offspring into at least the third trisemester.

OK. This was the cave man's reasoning. But nowadays. Woman who have larger chests and smaller stomachs most likely are on birth control or have implants. (With the exception of a few very fortunate well - endowed females).


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So in order to attract males, all you have to do is act more fertile!

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PB.
What if they just want the milk?
cloudyski
that's true, they could be thirsty

but they might taste more silicone and salt water these days
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hahaha i should just go around carrying a milk carton

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Kiss_the_Girls
i heard it was good for your health?? seriously, i got an email from my friend.

EDIT: *looking at breast..
Love*3
Oh yes Cloudski, You've figured everything out. I love you, milk lady. love2.gif
Suijen
Women with better constitutions have an easier time at birth, but breast size doesn't determine how much milk she can carry.
cloudyski
QUOTE(Suijen @ Feb 18 2007, 09:53 AM) [snapback]2733909[/snapback]

Women with better constitutions have an easier time at birth, but breast size doesn't determine how much milk she can carry.



and big jugs doesn't mean she's neccessarily more fertile either

the only determinant of fertility (that i know of)

is 36-24-36 ratio

which is more of a measurement of the bust to waist to hip...

cup really is irrelevant in this case.

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estrogenation is shown in the face.

youth & hygiene is shown in the skin
hakseng
youre like the female version of blue away man, I think you two should hook up
rosebullet
yah guys want to a be like a baby xD
starry
I read somewhere that men were originally attracted to buttocks. As humans evolved to walk upright, women started developing breasts in order to imitate buttocks: "frontal self imitation." So the @$$ guys are the ones that know what they really want and the boob guys are making asses of themselves. biggrin.gif

QUOTE(hakseng @ Feb 18 2007, 10:47 AM) [snapback]2733997[/snapback]

youre like the female version of blue away man, I think you two should hook up

It was so meant to be...I knew it from the get-go embarassedlaugh.gif

http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?...st&p=538516

BlueAway
QUOTE(starry @ Feb 18 2007, 11:27 AM) [snapback]2734096[/snapback]

It was so meant to be...I knew it from the get-go embarassedlaugh.gif

http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?...st&p=538516


oh $hit. that was way back in 2004 too. embarassedlaugh.gif
hakseng
QUOTE(starry @ Feb 18 2007, 05:27 PM) [snapback]2734096[/snapback]

I read somewhere that men were originally attracted to buttocks. As humans evolved to walk upright, women started developing breasts in order to imitate buttocks: "frontal self imitation." So the @$$ guys are the ones that know what they really want and the boob guys are making asses of themselves. biggrin.gif
It was so meant to be...I knew it from the get-go embarassedlaugh.gif

http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?...st&p=538516

eek.gif I didnt know she joined before me
starry
QUOTE(BlueAway @ Feb 18 2007, 11:31 AM) [snapback]2734102[/snapback]

oh $hit. that was way back in 2004 too. embarassedlaugh.gif

They don't call me Madame Starry for nothing you know!

QUOTE(hakseng @ Feb 18 2007, 11:38 AM) [snapback]2734121[/snapback]

eek.gif I didnt know she joined before me

You didn't? madgo.gif embarassedlaugh.gif
hakseng
lol how long did it take you to find that post ?
starry
QUOTE(hakseng @ Feb 18 2007, 11:59 AM) [snapback]2734166[/snapback]

lol how long did it take you to find that post ?

I timed myself. It took exactly 6 minutes 2:41:36 seconds.

I don't know! embarassedlaugh.gif
cloudyski
QUOTE(starry @ Feb 18 2007, 11:27 AM) [snapback]2734096[/snapback]

I read somewhere that men were originally attracted to buttocks. As humans evolved to walk upright, women started developing breasts in order to imitate buttocks: "frontal self imitation." So the @$$ guys are the ones that know what they really want and the boob guys are making asses of themselves. biggrin.gif
It was so meant to be...I knew it from the get-go embarassedlaugh.gif

http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?...st&p=538516



hahah

that's really funny


if that's true though the women with the asses on their fronts are more evolved

well at least i have a big butt = means my ancestors were very successful.
there will be relatives to carry on my genetic line, even if i never successfully mate & reproduce


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i just saw the af match making link.

omg. i can't believe that's from '04

cuong! my bro!

brings back memories.....

der.....

we suffered the same DR & i

Sabretooth
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starry
QUOTE(Sabretooth @ Mar 9 2007, 06:44 PM) [snapback]2780104[/snapback]

As I said, if it were evolutionary, whoever had the smelliest "ready to hump" vagina would be what we would go for, because that is what it is in the animal world.

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This might surprise you then.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.htm


And not only in Japan either. Google "ebanned" and see what you get.
ninpoo
Seriously, keep that religion/atheist bull$hit in the religion debate.
Subotai
Why males like boobs? Because you ladies always try to cover it... its cute and tempting so... embarassedlaugh.gif
TheaterOfPain
Males like boobs and female @$$ because its different from theirs...
Sabretooth
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cloudyski
QUOTE(Sabretooth @ Mar 9 2007, 07:44 PM) [snapback]2780104[/snapback]

But, we are not animals, we are men and women. A far higher creation than mere animals.


The only thing wrong with your argument:
is that you are assuming what is beautiful is good. And what is good must be beautiful.

Counter biblical examples: Jacob, Bethsheba, Delilah, and of course even Lucifer
Jacob = (ugly but good) plagued with disease but saint
Bethsheba = (beautiful but bad) adulterer
Delilah = (beautiful but bad) seducer
Lucifer = (beautiful but evil) the devil ~ of course I mean his appearance before the fall~ he was an archangel afterall & is able to change form

Also, it is impossible to argue religious dogma in a secular discussion
because not everyone agrees with Christianity as being true.

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I don't think men are necessarily all animalistic butt-sniffers as you put it.
But I do think that there is a undue attraction men have for certain frontal appendages that aren't that special... Unless... milk is the answer embarassedlaugh.gif

My jug theory is solid rockon.gif
I stand by it for now.
Sabretooth
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Mr. Tree
well you dont hear the proverb; "t!t$ and @$$" for nothing icon_wink.gif
Bixie
Same reason as why they like big hips - coz it's just a sign of giving birth, easy to give it.
Sabretooth
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toothbrush
Most men do not like big hips. Do not confuse hips for @$$. Not the same.
cloudyski
QUOTE(Sabretooth @ Mar 12 2007, 02:02 AM) [snapback]2785663[/snapback]

"Let her breasts satisfy you at all times." From proverbs.


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Again with the biblical references... icon_confused.gif
I don't think there's a way to make you stop quoting.

If you take anything out of context, as you did with the proverb 5:19
which is actually talking about the pitfalls of immorality, you lose the actual meaning.
The quote you gave describes how a man should honor his wife even when she is no longer youthful~ and to not be tempted by the beauty of an adulteress. It does not mean that breasts were made to satisfy men at all times, but rather YOU should be satisfied with your wife's breasts. nono.gif

Full reference: http://scripturetext.com/proverbs/5-19.htm

You cannot take text out of context from the bible and claim that to be truth.

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God created man and woman. Women are the only mammals that have visible breasts before and after pregnancy. The reason is because God made them that way to be attractive.


God made women just for men's pleasure ? shifty.gif


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Not ONE animal breeds on the basis of how attractive the females are to look at, or how big her mammaries are. Not even apes, the highest of primates breeds based on breast size, for the female, or penis size, for the male. Mountain gorillas, for example, have a two-inch penis


That is incorrect. All animals (that can see) breed on basis of how attractive the mates are to look at.
However in the animal kingdom sometimes it is the reverse where the female visually selects the mate or some variation:

few examples:
1. peacocks (yes their shiny feathers do mean something/ how successful the male is at getting a mate)
2. deer (bucks with bigger antler's fight over the right to the females)

Second humans are the only mammals that exhibit their mammary glands when they are NOT lactating. Primates only show breasts when they are pregnant (that's why breasts are a turn off for apes).



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I also prefer women with narrow hips, relative to mine. There is no evolutionary purpose for that. How about straight hair? Pretty eyes? What, women with pretty eyes can produce sets of sextuplets more than women with ugly eyes? Therefore I like that better?



WHR = relative fertility

National Institute of Health study:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.f...l=pubmed_docsum


Straight Hair = cultural preference and social imprinting

News article
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/artic.../703230360/1005

Pretty eyes = indicator of genetic health, youthfulness

Encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_eye_d...s_and_disorders


etc etc
etc


Kelly
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Feb 18 2007, 10:16 AM) [snapback]2733845[/snapback]

I have got it!

Women that lactate have recently undergone pregnancy. They are most likely to be nursing their child. Therefore, woman with larger chests and smaller waistlines are more likely than not to be fertile (in the male subconscious mind). They have already proven themselves able to carry and produce a child offspring into at least the third trisemester.

OK. This was the cave man's reasoning. But nowadays. Woman who have larger chests and smaller stomachs most likely are on birth control or have implants. (With the exception of a few very fortunate well - endowed females).
genius.gif

So in order to attract males, all you have to do is act more fertile!

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What the hell is all this scientific analysis crapola all about? Give it the general reason about this topic. It drives up the dopaine in the brain because its unusual which mean different from small titties but reality those who are smart enough like natural. icon_wink.gif embarassedlaugh.gif
WarEngineer
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Feb 18 2007, 10:16 AM) [snapback]2733845[/snapback]

I have got it!

Women that lactate have recently undergone pregnancy. They are most likely to be nursing their child. Therefore, woman with larger chests and smaller waistlines are more likely than not to be fertile (in the male subconscious mind). They have already proven themselves able to carry and produce a child offspring into at least the third trisemester.

OK. This was the cave man's reasoning. But nowadays. Woman who have larger chests and smaller stomachs most likely are on birth control or have implants. (With the exception of a few very fortunate well - endowed females).
genius.gif

So in order to attract males, all you have to do is act more fertile!

laugh.gif

i thought everyone knew this lol
LastLegend
man has surpassed that bull$hit along time ago if you still think like that you might as well live purely on your instincts

reproduction is not only purpose we have

we use condoms to prevent from having to give births
starry
LOLz@Sabretooth getting pwned by cloudy biggthumpup.gif

QUOTE(LastLegend @ Mar 26 2007, 12:18 AM) [snapback]2816074[/snapback]

man has surpassed that bull$hit along time ago if you still think like that you might as well live purely on your instincts

reproduction is not only purpose we have

we use condoms to prevent from having to give births

Yeah lots of men these days seem to be attracted to narrow hips because they suggest sex for recreation rather than procreation.
Dante
QUOTE(Subotai @ Mar 10 2007, 05:34 PM) [snapback]2781897[/snapback]

Why males like boobs? Because you ladies always try to cover it... its cute and tempting so... embarassedlaugh.gif

Now heres a perv for ya lol.
MasterTango
man........i would like to do some research myself on why i.......i mean men like boobs...........if only i was a scientist.......

hey is there a degree online that i can pay someone to get.....
tree
I love wide, curvy hips.
Captain_Obvious
Now someone gives a scientific reason why females are attracted to penises, Hypothesis
Sabretooth
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