They think we care.

I was listening to Jackie Martling. This is probably his least lewd/racist joke.

I dunno where race comes into play, I know I've faked more orgs in my life then gals, what can I say, I love digging holes, jack hammering the dirt,

You're a guy and you fake orgasms? How old are you? 40?

its all about control, guys should practice it more, i'm in the mid 20's and ever since I start digging holes I've always made girls cum before I do, most of the time I don't just holding it. pow pow pound dat @$$

LOL. Too many Kegel exercises for you.

Why? Obviously they do so to please their men

how can a guy fake an orgasm...don't you think it's kinda obvious when he has one??? but it's not so much for girls

A guy can be inorgasmic but still ejaculate. That's all I know.

look... if your wear protection she won't know, its really a bunch of ooo aaaa oooooah!
I like to make em shiver if you know what I mean.

Women fake orgasm because they have to pee, and are too ashamed to say so. so they fake the big O and then roll over and say OH i have to powder my nose. Unless the guy is rich then the fake it to get new shoes.

Ok, stop bragging.

lol who the hell are you and why must you pull all this dumb $hit outta your @$$. keep it there where it belongssss

well yeahm sure, but it doesn't end there, meh missus need to pee all the time becuase of all the intense excitement, and you know what? I'll wait cos I'm not finished.

oops, sometimes I say too much, my in-laws are staying with us for the last 4 weeks and I've been down on my luck, they leave soon.

You are obviously mad becuase i am giving away all you female secrets... I have studied women. I know everything about you tricky devils. No shut up and read all this damn knowledge im typing down. and maybe you can learn to orgasm.


sincerely,
Dr. PeeOnMePlease PHD

Chill out bro. She just came back to the forums. She doesn't realize alot has changed.

ok ok ok..sorry

hope you forgive me

and maybe we can meet up so you can fake an orgasm aaiiight??

Better be talking to her.

hahaha right. so YOU, the guy who keeps sending me messages asking me to pee on him for 2 dollars and 15 cents is trying to tell ME about females and their orgasms lol??? and you would know all about this..how? sorry to break it to you (I know you are obsessed with piss) but i have never had that problem lol. so sorry to disappoint.


no, no I'm pretty sure it's you that he wants lol

hey don't go getting a sex change and $hit... great they fu-king took my avy and sig off... man fu-king haters. wish i could fake one right now and get my avy back.

Damn it. Now I do have something to worry about.

"Why do women fake orgasms?"

... in hopes that the sex will get better.

Now you're just being harsh.

doubt it will get any better if you fake it

the yfake cuss they ain't getting right...

yeah, it probably won't. That's why there's hope.

If you get him to workout, it might.

why do men fake listening to their gf or wife?

...huh? what! after this part...babe

hope will slowly dissapear if you keep faking

but at least its enjoyable for the guy, instead of having to hump a deadfish whos only being a sperm container.

LOL.. Luckily for me, it hasn't been a problem, because they all have healthy and built bodies

Wait... how many guys are you dating?

closer to the truth.

What truth?

QUOTE(*promo @ Feb 27 2007, 05:08 PM)

they fake it cuss they ain't getting it right...

Sex takes two people little girl.

aznbabygirl wants to pee on me...for free... minus the orgasm

What's with the pee fantasy?

I LIKE VULGORE ... i dunno it keeps me going

I've faked orgasms. I don't do it often because usually I don't have to, but there have been those times when I just want to get it over with. Say the guy sucks in bed and I know I'm not going to come...then the sooner I pretend to come the sooner I can leave. Also in situations where the guy isn't necessarily bad in bed, but for some reason it just ain't happening...it's a way to spare his feelings. I had to do this more often when I was younger, as I've gotten older I've figured out a couple surefire ways to make me orgasmic.

do any of those way involve jelly beans or pretending you partner is a goat ? just sum stuff i read in maxim

^ How did you guess?

hey i knowss me some womenz. some times when i have trouble reaching orgasm i think of the smell of mayo. works like a charm.