1. We are always late; we would have missed all flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
10. We would have all fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.....
Full Version: Why Indians can't be terrorists
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QUOTE(ReichsLeiter @ Mar 7 2007, 06:55 PM) 
1. We are always late; we would have missed all flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
10. We would have all fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.....
You forgot
11) We would fight with each other about who would be the first one to carry a terrorist act out.
That reminds me of Indians fighting over who will pay the dinner bill.
And if they show a Bollywood movie on air, they would be too enthralled to get out of their seat and do the deed.
:lol:
QUOTE(ExpressYourself @ Mar 7 2007, 06:10 PM)
That reminds me of Indians fighting over who will pay the dinner bill.
This reminds of how my dad and their friends argue on who will pay the bill, and it almost seem like a big brawl every time
!
QUOTE(kkdkckrl @ Mar 7 2007, 09:21 PM)
This reminds of how my dad and their friends argue on who will pay the bill, and it almost seem like a big brawl every time
! They can argue all they want as long as I don't have to pay.
lol I remember after 9/11 my cousin put the Indian flag along with a US one outside and his neighbors started complaining about it to him.
QUOTE(ExpressYourself @ Mar 7 2007, 11:10 PM)
You forgot
11) We would fight with each other about who would be the first one to carry a terrorist act out.
That reminds me of Indians fighting over who will pay the dinner bill.
And if they show a Bollywood movie on air, they would be too enthralled to get out of their seat and do the deed.
12) Indians are too cheap to pay the full price for a plane ticket.
QUOTE(Jagger @ Mar 7 2007, 10:45 PM)
12) Indians are too cheap to pay the full price for a plane ticket.
13) They're also too cheap to buy sufficient terrorist equipment. They will probably get some ghetto knock-off bomb cooked up in some uncle's basement, which won't work anyway.
QUOTE(jiggyiggy @ Mar 8 2007, 01:30 PM)
lol I remember after 9/11 my cousin put the Indian flag along with a US one outside and his neighbors started complaining about it to him.
why?
14. Terorrists blow airports while indians love to work at the airport from Russel Peters.
from Russel Peters.
QUOTE(-=(-_-)=- HI-hit @ Mar 8 2007, 03:29 AM)
why?
I dunno, a bunch of my family lived in a town about 15 miles from the WTC, you could've seen em if you climbed up on the roof of our house. It was weird after the attacks, my dad and uncles even shaved off their mustaches. I dunno if you live in the states but this was the first time people started hating on Indians.
QUOTE(jiggyiggy @ Mar 9 2007, 03:26 AM)
I dunno, a bunch of my family lived in a town about 15 miles from the WTC, you could've seen em if you climbed up on the roof of our house. It was weird after the attacks, my dad and uncles even shaved off their mustaches. I dunno if you live in the states but this was the first time people started hating on Indians.
yeh ppl in Australian started hateing anyone who looked middle eastern calling them Arabs and stuff
lolzz good one
QUOTE(Sonofvisayas @ Mar 8 2007, 03:39 PM)
14. Terorrists blow airports while indians love to work at the airport
from Russel Peters.Russell Peters Outsourced Terrorist
haha
QUOTE(ReichsLeiter @ Mar 7 2007, 02:55 PM)
1. We are always late; we would have missed all flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
10. We would have all fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.....
I think you just described Arabs, to?!?!?
15) The US government doesnt have a database of Indian patsies to blame a staged terror attack.
QUOTE(TheaterOfPain @ Mar 10 2007, 03:24 PM)
15) The US government doesnt have a database of Indian patsies to blame a staged terror attack.
Good point.
QUOTE(raindropz @ Mar 10 2007, 07:52 AM)
lolzz good one
whos the person in you sig
QUOTE(Jagger @ Mar 10 2007, 08:23 AM)
lol is that the guy who did the indian and Chinese ppl routine
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QUOTE(-=(-_-)=- HI-hit @ Mar 11 2007, 09:39 AM)
whos the person in you sig
lol is that the guy who did the indian and Chinese ppl routine
Person in her sig is Sheetal Mallar.
Probably yes, Russell Peters has done many jokes including Chinese, possibly the most famous being a Chinese merchant trying to sell to Indian customers.
QUOTE(ACMILAN1983 @ Mar 11 2007, 11:41 AM)
Probably yes, Russell Peters has done many jokes including Chinese, possibly the most famous being a Chinese merchant trying to sell to Indian customers.
You mean this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtbyVFLl_7U
I actually liked the Tap Sum Bong one slightly more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxwr5jfBjqI
QUOTE(ReichsLeiter @ Mar 7 2007, 05:55 PM)
1. We are always late; we would have missed all flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
10. We would have all fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.....
sorry but its not funny one bit
infact its just plain stupid
QUOTE(Jagger @ Mar 11 2007, 01:40 PM)
You mean this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtbyVFLl_7U
I actually liked the Tap Sum Bong one slightly more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxwr5jfBjqI
Yeah, that's the one. I think of all his Chinese people jokes, that's probably the most famous.
QUOTE(ACMILAN1983 @ Mar 14 2007, 11:14 AM)
Yeah, that's the one. I think of all his Chinese people jokes, that's probably the most famous.
Which one? The "Be a man" one or "Tap Sum Bong" one? They are both just as popular.
QUOTE(Jagger @ Mar 14 2007, 07:47 PM)
Which one? The "Be a man" one or "Tap Sum Bong" one? They are both just as popular.
Be a Man I meant. At least that's the one I've heard more responses to. Ah who cares anyway, the guy's just funny
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