Okay, call me someone with too much time on my hands if you want (and it'd be true) but I just found out something. Magazines that have that glossy cover don't burn. Well, not the cover anyway. If you hold your lighter down very close to the mag for five or ten seconds it turns green and yellow (green in the center and yellow around the green). You can make your favorite starlets look like battered housewives. So fun...why didn't know about this ages ago? Something to do on a slow Sunday afternoon.

Women.

You may roll your eyes, but I know you're gonna be doing it, too.

Next zombie sunday maybe, only cause I love burning things

^I knew it, you're totally enthralled by my genius idea.

Why were you trying to burn magazines?

^Cause I don't like Lindsay Lohan...

^ But shes ginger, shes already on fire

Yeah, but she wasn't purple and green before...BTW, I already threw out that magazine. I got a little too carried away and it finally burst into flames... I think I may be turning into a pyromaniac...

^ You've always been this crazy.

Sure, but I've never been crazy about fire before.

pyro's rock....
fire's pretty when you add salt.... it turns blue

^Oooh, thanks for the tip, I'll try to remember that.

rofl remember not to sniff that... :X
its gonna make you giggle

i might try that .. britney's face is everywhere... like dude, leave the bald b!tch alone

been there, done that