Besides money, castle/mansion, cars, or a sex partner what do you need at the moment?

I need a new hair color. I'm a blonde at the moment.

a good hard fu-k.......












lol, jk jk jk

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
.
.
.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the @$$,
I like having a detachable penis.

DUDE! I said no sex partners... oh you can masturbate... my bad.

i can use a sweater right bout now its cold but i dont wanna get off the comp....other than that i new hair cut..and maybe a color change

ZOMG I BROKE THE RULEZZZZEEEEEESSS!!!!!

you didn't, i guess masturbating is allowed

Pfft...as if

What do you need babe? ( o Y o )

major rebound, yo. i need someone hot to go out with me.

BALLINNNN!!!

milk and honey...show me to the land of milk and honey

this way------------------------------------------>HELL Milk&Honey

^ Right then, I'll talk to you in ~5 days after your cycle passes...

cycle? PMS? Didn't I tell you babe, after our last hook up about a month ago, I haven't gotten my ............................... OMG!

I think I'd make a rather good daddy

Just the same, your check is in the mail

i need ..

to put on a shirt, it's getting cold now. more food. new kickboxing bag. to study. a plane ticket to thailand. work out harder. call my cuzzy. get my PIP back. get a pair of nudie jeans. buy the new winning XI.

I needed a good laugh! Thanks Big Puppy now I'm satisfied!

you bastard! you promised we'd be together forever!




@ initial V... why ticket to thailand? are you from there or just thinking of vacationing?

I need a tums to settle my stomach. I ate something that's ripping my guts apart and making me poop water.. I can't sleep.

I need a Friendly Hug, i'm in my holiday and i'm missing my CraZy mates

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I need a location to film my movie. Because I want a scholarship so I can go to COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY!!!!

I need love

I need motivation and more confidence. ^^

delete

I need to fast forward and finish what I've got to do here so I can move out of this state ASAP!

I need a mod to ban 911.

wanna come live with me? free place to stay, free swimming pool, free food, and free sex.

I need to get out of this place and a job that land me out of this country is good enough to make me take it up.

I need to kill boredom and make love with pleasure !

Oh, it's you...

Keke j/k

Hi Walin

Setting aside sex for the moment...you have a pool and you cook?

i need a driver's license

bj before I go sleep...c'mon which one of you af hoes can dt?

New Job!

I have a possible interview approaching....I am excited....

Whoooooo flight attendant here I come!

yes i have a pool, jealous? i cook very well!