Met her in Starbuck. We shared the table because too many people in the cafe. I chit chat with her a little bit and found out that she is an ESL language student. speak ok English. Got her local phone number. she is going to stay in the states for 4 - 5 months. she is very very pretty and cute. The only turn off is that she is a bit short for my taste. How should I make a move to get her in bed within 1 month? is that reasonable expectation?

Exposing the penis is a sure way. , okay seriously, just continue to talk with her? Find out what she likes ect? But if she's only going to be there a few months, why bother?

very informative. A+ thread. absolutely worthwhile.

This happened to my friend, except the girl he met actually had a boyfriend in Korea even though they got really close.

I thought u are very faithful to liu yifei

Invite her to your house to show her something she likes.

Giver her some drinks. Start kissing her, show her your erect penis.

Done.

shut up. I am doing some practices before I meet Liu Yifei.

Expert, can this work on liu yifei ?

A few months is fine with me. who says I am going to fall for her?

With enough time with her, who says you wouldn't?

haha, "starbuck"

You're making a comment on the ability of someone else to speak English?

My grammar and spelling suck. So what? But I don't have much accent when I speak English.

ENG-L-ISH OK!

Copy paste this line and print it out then give it to her.

ね、君、ちんっぽ欲しいんだぜ？君の中に入れてもいい？

It means: you're very pretty, I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime!

^why does it have a question mark at the end?

Eh... you know "dinner sometime?"... yeah that's why...

cute sig btw

What the hell man. Keep away from her you creep. I hate guys like you!! *strangles*

are you bull $hitting me? The Babel Fish tells me something like "inserting" whatever blah blah blah.....

I guess this is more straight foward: 私の陰茎を吸いなさい.



I thought you are a gay boy.

Well, I'm not. Don't listen to Bigmonkey or Emosiki (they're gay by the way).

so what are you?

I am
1. Female
2. Straight
3. Pretty certain that Bigmonkey and his Emosiki are gay lovers.

do you want a date?

Knowing your intentions to get me into bed in one month, hell no.

not quick enough? how about within one week?

FU. Girls/women are not toy for us to play with.
YOURE FULL OF $hit!!

ROFL ROFL

OMG I can't believe you took me seriously enough to actually look it up on babelfish LMAO

It means "Hey there b1tch, you want c0ck, mind if I put it in you?" in a very colloquial way.

As for your Japanese line. That means "please (child) suck my penis" in a very formal awkward way.

And yes, bigmonkey is gay.

God bless you. You will probably die virgin. Young women love fun you know.




well..you think I just made up the story? Seriously, I am going to make a move. so I ask questions.

No, sadly LYF is too picky.

She wont go to bed with you unless your father is a CEO of a Fortune 100 company, and you are tall, blonde, with blue eyes and a your family belongs to one of the 13 Reptilian bloodlines of the Illuminati.

Or if you are a black guy with a penis that hangs down to your knees.

If you wanna bang Japanese girls that much why dont just go to Japan and bang a few prostitute there?
........i hope you die of AIDS!

How about never?

Okay okay fine. I'll be helpful, for once...

First of DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT try and say something to her in Japanese. No matter who tells you what to say, don't say it. Japanese is a VERY contextual language and chances are whatever you'll come up with will sound wrong and awkward.

DO however look for signs. Check to see if she's concentrating on you when you're talking, not on what you're talking about. See if she's playing with her or fiddling with something while looking at you. Check how often she looks away from you. Best way to assess her interest is from the level of eye contact.

Talk to her about American culture. Tell her about what you do for fun, what your friends do, make stuff up if you have to, but DO NOT DO ANYTHING EMO. Chances are she probably doesn't give a flying fvck about Chinese-American culture even if she says she does (that's out of politeness).

Then if she's making eye contact, playing with her hair (if she has long hair, duh), ask her if she wants to meet you for dinner (AND YOU MUST PAY, going Dutch is not cool in Asia). Pick an EXPENSIVE, EUROPEAN STYLED restaurant.

Then, since you two are on a date officially, flirt.

3 easy steps to flirting even if you're fugly like me:

Maintain eye contact.

Compliments! Compliment things about her that other people might not notice. So if she has Xian sized racks don't compliment her racks. However if she has small beady eyes, says she has beautiful eyes and that they're practically hypnotizing you, or something cheesy like that (Asian girls can stand a little more cheese so lines like that are not too of the wall).

Smile!

Then, after a few dates, ask her to come over, and that's that.

^

You never get laid.

edit- actually, I guess you could say that lol.

Well I can't very well recommend my way of getting laid to him. She doesn't go to school with him.

You wish we were so you could watch, and atleast spell Enomosiki's name correctly. Kind of hard to be insulted if you can't spell name correctly of the person that you're insulting .

tell her youll marry her to allow her to stay longer...

You'd be pretty stupid to think I genuinely spelled his name incorrectly. EMOsiki.

Yep

*big yawn @ Big ape over there* Stop posting the same pics over and over again. Cat got your tongue?



Hahaha.

Pussy got your tongue?

I don't care about the nationalities of women as long as they look pretty. this pretty girl I met this morning happens to be a Japanese. She is an ESL student and a toruist. I am the tourist trap.

Are you uneducated or just born stupid? I guess all that energy and matters normally used for developing the brain among normal humans just all went straight to forming your supposedly "huge" breasts in your case. And just as when I thought dumb female blondes with massive t!t$ and lack of intelligence were bad enough, here comes a major contender.

Either way, you are pretty much an idiot for thinking that I would actually consider that petty "insult" of yours to be serious. If you are going to try to insult me, then at least attempt to bring up some logical and reasonable explanations. Otherwise, you just sound like a senile geezer sitting out on the porch yelling at people passing by for no apparent reason.

It's cause she loves Sylar

Loving Sylar=A sure sign of either, stupidity, ignorance or just plain desperation.

I think it was a joke though...

Nevertheless, she did go QUITE a way for it... the avatar, the sig, the whole threads of "I love Sylar"...

Into stalker levels with her obsession at the time.