PHILIPPINES

its just for fun don;t wield your machetes just yet lols

thats harsh hehe =P

pare sumakit ang tiyan ko dun ha hekhekhek

nahh its just for comedy ^_~

our national anthem:

Boom tarat tarat
Boom tarat tarat
taraaarat taraaaarat
Boom Boom Boom
Boom tarat tarat
Boom tarat tarat
taraaarat taraaarat
BOOM BOOM BOOM
...ang mamatay ng dahil sa 'yo

"This nigga (Darth Singson) brought down the Second Galactic Empire and helped establish the Second Republic. To the public's dismay, the Second Republic sucked more balls than the first one because Emperor Estrada was replaced by an Ewok."

"The islands themselves have vast gorgeous beaches where beautiful Filipinas await foreign military men to make babies with them. Many of the women wear shirts that say "Who's your Tatay?" to entice their would be partners."

"Now, Philippines is fast becoming exporter of Mail-order bride with a motto of:

"Keep taking our girls, losers from other countries! We'll make more!

You too can find a wife even if you are considered a loser in your own country. In the Philippines you are always a winner!"

Underage sex is coming back in style, so all you pedophiles, renew your passports now! Hurry! The girls are growing!?

Funny, But sometimes true!

lol. stampede in the gorge. the filipinas are there.

"A new sub-culture has been formed with the arrival of Flip immigrants. These despicable beings try with their honest best to imitate black gangstas."

Right on, bro! They suck.

"National Languages La Salle Taft Coñospeak, Arrneow Lingo, TaGAYlog, Salitang-kalye, Squatter, Tadbaliks, Gay Lingo Chuva Chenes"

My favorite
"The coños flaunt their superficiality through extravagant lifestyles and kissing American capitalism's @$$. Examples of such are Tim Yap, Tessa Prieto Valdez, Kris Aquino and all the Zobels, Ayalas, Elizaldes, Cojuancos, Madrigals and the Aranetas that walk the face of the earth. Their vocabulary includes using the word "like" and "prrrrang" (two separate words, usually used together... "like... prrrang... um... like... prrrang... uh, like yeah, that one..."). and dont forget the "you know" plus "kase eh" that all in all becomes "like... prrrang.. um like you know kase eh.. uhm you know? like, like that oh?" Hello! dont you know any other words, nouns, verbs, adjectives! than that! Magtagalog ka nalang!(translation: just speak filipino already for crying out loud?!?)"

From the discussion page:



Ditto! Touche! Hey ShoeMart, what do you think of that?

Shoot, Filipinas are fine... Are all foreigners married to Pinay losers?

nice 1

Oh man...thats funny

they meant foreign losers

I found it hilarious when flipcombatmedic said that. I wanted to see his documented facts that prove foreigners that marry Pinay are losers.

He doesn’t realize his country has beautiful women. One Viet Cong was saying his people look like Pinay. I wanted to laugh because most Viet Cong I see have very long flat faces with chineseed eyes. To me they are by far the ugliest Asian group. Their mail order brides don’t even get much response. Philippines women are the most beautiful of all Asian women. It’s confirmed by the fact men all over want to be married to them.

Let's compare Vietnam with Philippine women. Even the Philippines flag looks better then Vietnam's.

Vietnam








Philippines

i don't get you tangkas, your turning this fun thread into race war of mail order brides. also are you welcoming losers to come inot our country to marry our Filipina....man your fu-ked up in head.

WTF are you talking about?

1. I DID NOT say that. I copied it off.
2. The site is called "UNcyclopedia.org"...If you didn't find the sarcasm in there, it must be true cuz it offended you.

Your name is fu-ked Up @$$hole, because I complemented Filipina, not insult them.Hey, your women marries them so I guess they’re not loser to their wives. I guess the joy within their family is all that counts.


I think it’s funny because you’re complaining. Hey, I am happy with my Pinay, and no she’s not a mail order bride.

what ever man! i'm guessing your one of this fools as your stating that "your woman". don't cry now. you know the old saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

edit: i'm right PWN! lol

ive seen this and it cracks me up!

I guess you’re saying Pinay aren’t pretty? Dude my girl is dope. Everyone say’s my lady is da bomb Cebuana from Cebu City.

I ain’t got nothing against you, but you come up dissin me after I said Filipinas are beautiful, now I don’t get you if you’re Filipino.

Your probably a Vietnamese that's angry.

If she's not a mail order bride then wtf are you falling in your face for?

Me complaining? It's true and I find it funny. I have no regards with Filipinas marrying off to whoever I'm a product of mixed marriage and my family had been mixed for three generations...my problem is a growing trend that many Filipinas AND Filipinos (it's true) fall prey to: they prostitute themselves to the lowest bidder in a materialistic and shallow hopes thinking that white men, first world = happiness of the highest sense. Even in the latter sense I do not have much problem, they can gold dig or even do whatever they want really. It just don't stop me from finding it hilarious.

Yet the more I see you're mad, the more I sense that you find it true in you and your wife's case. But maybe I'm wrong I'm giving the benefit of the doubt.

Oh yeah, that site also said that the current President is an Ewok. I'm offended by it greatly. Please find the sarcasm.

I though you were getting at foreigners shouldn’t mix with Pinay.

I agree with your views on the Pinay marrying foreigners as if the grass is greener on the other side. I am also against Pinay wanting white men because they feel they’re kids will look more appealing then the pure Malay population.

I am also against Kano and other foreigners going there to have sex with anyone under 18. Hmm, I believe foreign pedophile sleeping with young Pinay should be castrated.

I hear a lot about Arroyo, but I do think she’s kinda pretty despite the fact she’s old.

When I was in Makati the people were calling for resignation.

Hey, dude I am sorry If I offended you.

Dude, you posted pics of nice Vietnamese women and pinay sluts.

LMAO. Owned!

Omg, owned the entire country right there.

That is solid gold!

"It was like the Star Wars Trilogy, the only difference is the newly sworn leader had a vagina and had an IQ lower than that of an autistic kid - she can speak fluent French though. The masses were so disappointed because the new president of the republic is not a Jedi and had no lightsabre. To appease the masses, the President of the New Republic changed all the names of the roads and the airport. Her truimph was shortlived because the majority of the motorists got lost and was not able to report for work for one year, causing the stock market crash of 1986. "Damn, where the fu-k is Buendia? I've been going around in circles in Gil Puyat Ave. and still can't find Buendia nigga!", said one black motorist. The greatest aviation tragedy also happened during her presidency. The planes kept circling 'til they ran out of fuel and crashed because the Manila International Airport wasn't there. "It's like fu-kin' bermuda triangle b!tch!", said one brutha survivor. It turned out that she changed it to Ninoy Aquino International Airport in honor of her worthless, good-for-nothing Communist husband as soon as she sat her @$$ in the Malacanang throne for the very first time."

So, Pinays should only marry non-white foreigners like you?

Hmm, I don't think that I would go that far, but your point was well-taken. These cute girls aren't exactly, well umm, classy, to say the least. I've gone ahead and fixed it for you. Here are some beautiful Filipinas with some real class. Enjoy!


Inés Lobregat


Kristine Hermosa



Francesca Marie "Cheska" Velasco García


María Bianca Araneta


Isabel Granada


Gionna Jiménez Cabrera

Cristina García


Isabel Oteyza


Charlene González Bonnin


Gretchen Barretto


Claudine Barretto


Carmina Villaroel


Amina Aranáz


María Teresa "Tessa" Infante Nieto


Neffrie Nieto

Sarita Pérez de Tagle


Patricia "Patty" Morató


María Olivia S. Daytia


Lucy Torres Gómez


Claudine Trillo


Isabel Roces



Ruffa Gutiérrez

Lara Melissa Caballero Fábregas


Maritoni Fernández


Liezel Martínez


Donna Cruz Yrastorza


Zsa Zsa Padilla

The classic Filipina beauty:


Isabel Arrastía Preysler

Some society girls from the Philippines (not all models or entertainment celebs):


Marta Luque Tuason


Cat Juan

Monica Olbés


The Zubiri girls with Alexandra Escat, María Kristina Cassandra "KC" Concepción, etc.


Alessandra Isabel Barredo Pérez-Rubio


Natalia Nieto


Paola Zóbel-de Ayala

Well, you get the picture...

those girls all seem to have something in common...

Yup, all of these beauties were born right here in the Philippines. All Pinays, bebé!

i would of said "all ethnic minorities"

I wonder why people post all these Filipinas that dont look like the majority of the population.

Philippines in the world map

I told you it's WOULD HAVE not WOULD OF! I told you stop hanging out with gangstas from the ghettos! YOu wouldn't listen.

American teenagers nowadays are so stupid that I wonder if America will ever be able to maintain its superpower status.

^hey aren’t you that guy that cried to his mummy after he got verbally bashed by half the forum?

haha i can just picture eldard salivating at this pic

What a very unclever comeback. You must be a very stupid person.

you were owned

<mock voice>You were owned</mock voice>

...

stop hijacking the thread, people. verbal warning.

^ lol

"Lately, clueless Filipino readers of this page exhibit the same bat fu-k insane behavior and leave stupid comments in the discussion tab. They bat fu-king insanely lecture the contributors to make this article look more like Wikipedia, like making it look positive and not offensive and $hit. And then they whine to the point of making themselves bat fu-kingly uberinsaningly annoying. Then they blank this page and announce to the whole world that they are from Europe and $hit as if that will scare the living crap out of the Filipino contributors of this article."
i love this part