Got this from another forum.

The object here is to write a wish.
And the next person grants your wish BUT there’s a consequence/twist to it. Then he/she writes his/her wish, and the next person corrupts it.

Confused? Here’s an example:

1st person: I wish I won a million dollars.

2nd person: Granted but you will get sued and lose 2 million dollars.
I wish I had a puppy.

3rd person: Granted, but he’s gonna poop all over the apartment and you have to clean it up.


Got it? Ok I’ll start.


I wish I had a Cadillac Escalade.

i know this game

granted, but i stole ur cadillac mins later.

i wish my wish would never get corrupted.

^ Granted but your bday gets ruined tmr.

I wish I had perfect eyesight

granted. But you have Ectropion.

I wish I had a sugar daddy.

Granted but he only buys you things you already own.

I wish i had 174 billion dollars.

Granted. But your penis falls off.

I wish i had a house.

Granted but its gonna cost $300 000 in taxes every year

I wish I could eat brownies with ice cream right now

shhh lol.

i wish i have 4 hands.

granted 2 of them are unfunctional

i wish i could eat alot and never gain a pound

Granted but you will have alot of acne

I wish that exams weren't so hard

Granted but simple tasks will seem more difficult.

I wish i was a genius.

granted but you're a paralyzed mute

i wish i won the lottery

granted but you will become a cocain addict

i wish i were good at sports

granted but you have that disease where you can only go outside if you wear a bubble suit

i wish i can never get sick

granted but your nose will become the size of a watermelon.


I wish there to be more rock 'n roll...

^ Granted but now its so noisy at night that you cant sleep

I wish my ipod wasn't scratched

Granted but as soon as you leave the house with it you drop and loose it.

I wish I had some better shoes.

Granted but all your clothes will be dirty for the rest of your life.

I wish i never had to cut my hair

ROFLMAO this is soooo funny^-^





granted however you would look fat in those shoes.

I wish my hair grew faster.

granted but some other girl got them

i wish i had a new Volkswagen GTI, and a Civic Si

Granted but your wife ran away with me

I wish i was spiderman

granted, but you wouldn't be able to leave town.

I want some KFC.

Granted but the chicken skin is soggy.

I wish i was superman.

Granted but human beings would be your kryptonite

I wish i had an unlimited supply of kush

granted, but you get lung cancer

i wish was pro at guitar

Granted but you lose both hands in a horrible skiing accident.

I wish i was God.

granted, but no one believes in you anymore, and the real god kicks you're @$$ and sends you to hell, and granted dante a godly pair of hands

i wish for nothing -_-

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAH that was so good lol

frederico is awesome.

granted, but people dont worship you.

I wish I was black.

granted but u still have a small penis anyways


i wish i had sex with ur mom

ownzored

yes. I admit. Big time.

granted! but you develop Vitiligo, permanent skin lightening where the skin turns literally white.

I wish I had a grove of pecan trees.

girl, you smart. I never heard of that one before.

Yes, I have my moments! Let's continue to play.

granted but i came by and chopped them all down the next day

i wish i never get tired

granted, but now your activity has increased by three fold; however, your heart is under major stress from not receiving its rest and you have a heart attack and lay in a comma for three weeks before regaining consciousness.

This should be a stumper: I wish there were no mosquitos in the world.

granted but the amount of musquitos will be filled in by killerwasps...


I wish disco was still alive

Granted, but instead of bell-bottoms, kilts will become more popular.

I wish I'll have a vacation this year.

looks like nobody could grant my wish

granted, no need even to corrupt it... enjoy!



I wish my mom turned into a female horse while BladeR is doing her.

^^ Granted, but she gave birth to you!
hehe...

I wish i had nicer shoes

don't judge me because of my looks.

granted but your feet grow so big you can't wear them


I wish I was unhappy.

granted now theres no more happiness for you MUHAHAHAHA!

i wish i knew more....

granted, but then you are in a bad accident and become a deaf, mute, paraplegic.

I wish I had golden thoughts.

^^ Granted but no one else understand what you're saying

I wish it was warmer today

Granted, but it will soon be boiling hot and you will find yourself mysteriously clothed in a turtleneck, three layers of pants, wool socks, and a heavy coat.

I wish everything was different.

Granted, but that would mean that you would have wished that everything would stay the same, so everything would be the same.

I wish Ben would ban himself.

wish granted but he accidentallz unbanned puyopop at the same time

Ughhh you just HAD to remind me!!!
Now I wish hakkeng would be banned! (sound familiar? )

lol yeah wanna play that game again stella ???
I wish stella was my wife ! and shell cook and clean up for me !