first up we have the " yo yo yee" song one of my friends favorite songs.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtsHjDR0AE


next......... how not to be have when u r the model minority........ preferably no red flags.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xnJNeWkV14...ted&search=

I seriously don't get the humor in this. Its all in chinese! One talks about some chinese riots and the first video is god knows what!

Sorry but I found this song horrible. It is irritating.


LOl waving chinese flags in Italy, they should also wave italian flags along with it.

its called humour........... sheeeeesh.........

This is humour

1. MOTHER-IN-LAW:

IN INDIA - A WOMAN CAPABLE OF MAKING YOUR LIFE MISERABLE.

OUTSIDE INDIA - A WOMAN YOU ADORE BECAUSE WHERE ELSE WILL YOU FIND SUCH A DEDICATED BABY SITTER FOR FREE???

2. HUSBAND:

IN INDIA - A BORING HUMAN SPECIES, WHO LISTENS MORE TO HIS MOTHER THAN YOU, AND ORDERS YOU AROUND TO SERVE HIM, HIS PARENTS AND SIBLINGS.

OUTSIDE INDIA - STILL BORING, BUT A USEFUL HUMAN SPECIES THAT COMES IN HANDY FOR VACUUMING THE HOUSE, SHOVELLING SNOW AND MOWING THE LAWN.

3. FRIEND:

IN INDIA - A PERSON WHOSE HOUSE YOU CAN DROP IN AT ANY TIME AND ALWAYS BE WELCOME.

OUTSIDE INDIA - A PERSON WHOM YOU HAVE TO CALL FIRST TO CHECK AND MAKE SURE WHETHER HE/SHE IS AVAILABLE TO ENTERTAIN YOU.

4. WIFE:

IN INDIA - A WOMAN WHO GIVES YOU YOUR UNDERWEAR AND TOWEL WHEN YOU GO TO TAKE A SHOWER.

OUTSIDE INDIA - A WOMAN WHO YELLS AT YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE TUB DIRTY WHEN YOU GO TO TAKE A SHOWER.

5. SON:

IN INDIA - A TEENAGER, WHO WITHOUT ASKING, WILL CARRY YOUR SH!!#

OUTSIDE INDIA - A TEENAGER, WHO SUDDENLY REMEMBERS HE HAS LOT OF HOMEWORK WHEN YOU ARE MOWING THE LAWN.

6. DAUGHTER:

IN INDIA - A LOVELY DOLL, WHO BRINGS TEARS TO YOUR EYES DURING HER MARRIAGE.

OUTSIDE INDIA - A LOVELY DOLL, WHO BRINGS YOU TO TEARS LONG BEFORE HER MARRIAGE .

7. FATHER:

IN INDIA - A PERSON YOU RESPECT, AND WHO IS NEVER TO BE DISOBEYED.

OUTSIDE INDIA - A PERSON WHOM YOU PRETEND TO OBEY BECAUSE HE IS THE ONE PAYING YOUR COLLEGE FEES.

8. INDIAN ENGINEER:

IN INDIA - A PERSON WITH A RESPECTABLE JOB AND DECENT EARNINGS.

OUTSIDE INDIA - A PERSON WITHOUT A SECURE JOB, DREAMING ONE DAY HE WILL BE RICH.

9. BHANGRA:

IN INDIA - A VIGOROUS PUNJABI FESTIVAL DANCE.

OUTSIDE INDIA - A DANCE YOU TRY TO DO WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE.

10. SOFTWARE ENGINEER:

IN INDIA - A HIGH-TECH GUY, ALWAYS SPEAKS IN AMERICAN ACCENT, ALWAYS ANXIOUS TO QUEUE IN THE CONSULATE VISA LINE.

OUTSIDE INDIA - A HI-TECH GUY (WITH SIMILAR PUT-ON ACCENT), DOES GANAPATI PUJA EVERYDAY, AND SAYS THIS IS HIS LAST YEAR IN THE US (OR WHEREVER) EVERY YEAR.

11. GREEN CARD HOLDER BACHELOR:

IN INDIA - THE GUY CAN'T SPEAK HINDI, PARENTS OF GOOD LOOKING GIRLS ARE DYING TO HOOK HIM, WEARS JACKET IN SUMMER, SAYS HE HAS A BMW BACK THERE.

OUTSIDE INDIA - THE GUY CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, WEARS A JACKET ALL THE TIME, WORKS IN A CANDY STORE IN MANHATTAN, AND DREAMS OF OWNING A BMW.