Oh, dear god, I must go shower and get ready for a crazy night.
I'd really rather not go to this dumb birthday party. It's salsa night at a latin club. Sheesh. WTF? I can't even walk straight, they expect me to dance? And not just dance, SALSA!? [hmph] I don't want to slip into a dress or wear heals. I don't want to listen to SALSA music, and I most definately don't want to dance the salsa.

Man, the things I do for friends.

Edit:
Sorry, I deleted something that Dante pointed out.
I didn't mean it to sound like asians can't dance, there's a lot of good dancers. I was just saying, Asians salsa dancing? I'm not sure how many of those you'll see. But hell, to each it's own. [shrug]