QUOTE(ham_let @ Dec 7 2007, 03:36 PM)

No, my friends call me scrawny.
Iunno, only white girls ask me out, and I don't usually ask people out because I'm scared of risk so that rules out all shy asians.
I'm not really into white girls as much, no offense to all uh y'all. :X This REALLY HOT viet girl who I totally shoulda hooked up with showed interested in me a while ago but I fu-king lost my chance because instead I asked out this other girl who didn't even like me and as a result, both of them moved on. fu-king hell.

My life is kinda sad. LOL. Oh, and that girl I asked out is now dating an old friend of mine. Whhhhaattt the fu-k is thhhaaatt...
Btw those girls that like skinny guys generally only like:
1. Skinny guys that speak Cantonese
2. Skinny guys that are Korean

I hope the bold part wasn't in reference to me.

I'm not white, you butthole.

Sounds like you screwed that one up good.

Why did you ask out a girl that you didn't really like and who didn't like you?

I think you and I both know what this means. If you want to get chicks you're gonna have to turn Korean. Or else learn Cantonese. But I think turning Korean is the more logical option.