Please note: I didn't write this. I just found it on a site and it cracked me up. Retards these days..are they really that bored?

Well ya'll have heard the story about Cinderella I'm sure. You know, Cinderella the Ho?

See, Cinderella was a busy gal and was out fu-kin just about every night, turnin tricks with every Tom, d!ck and Fairy. But her fairy godmother was concerned about her catching something awful. So she decided to lay down the law.
One evening Cindy was getting ready for a date when: Shaaazaaam!! In pops the fairygodmother.
FG: "Cinderella! I'm tired of worrying about you getting an std or some other kid of rot. You are to stop turning tricks this instant! Do you understand me?"
C: "Oh fairygodmother, I don't know if I can stop. I just loooove sex you know!"
FG: "Well you'd better stop because if you don't, I'm going to turn your p*ssy into a pumpkin!"
C: "Oh fairygodmother PLEASE DON'T DO THAT! I promise I'll stop."
FG: "Good! I'll take your word for it. Now be good!"
And with a snap, crackle, pop, fairygodmother was gone.
Cinderella was only able to hold out for about a week. Soon she was back at it again. It wasn't long before fairygodmother showed up again. POOF!!!
FG: "Cinderella!! What did I tell you?!! You're back out there fu-kin away again. I'm going to turn your p*ssy into a pumpkin RIGHT NOW!"
C: "Oh fairygodmother NOOOoo! Please don't! I really promise to be good this time. Will you give me another chance?? Please??"
FG: "Well alright. But if I catch you once more..."
C: "I know. I know." You'll turn my p*ssy into a pumpkin. I'll prove to you that I can be good this time. I really will!"
With that, fairygodmother was gone once more.
This time, Cindy could only keep her legs closed for two weeks. A well-endowed wood nymph wore her down until she was back at it yet again. So, in pops fairygodmother: SHAZAAAAAM!!!!
FG: "Cinderella, that's it!! I told you once. I gave you a second chance and you're back at it. I'm through!!! BIPPITY BOPPITY BOOO!!! POW!!!!!!!!
And with that, fairygodmother turned Cinderella's p*ssy into a pumpkin.
You would have though she would start begging, crying and pleading w/ the fairygodmother but nooooooo. Cinderella fell out laughing! She laughed so hard that she was rolling around on the ground with her new pumpkin p*ssy.
FG: "What ever could be so funny Cinderella?" shouted fairygodmother.
C: "I have a date tonight with Peter Peter Pumpkineater!!! :-)

You find this story funny? Wow you clearly havent spent much time on the internet in your life

this is the worst crap i've ever read...
boooo!!!!

that would be accurate :P



:P i have bad taste :P so what :] ?

thats a good thing, yo