Seriously funny. You couldn't make it up!!!
Although he's lucky not to have found a couple of willies between her legs
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007421009,00.html
Vietnam bride hell for Maurice
A LOVELORN pensioner has told how his angelic bride from Vietnam became a “monster” as soon as they got back to the UK.
Maurice Baldacchino, 71, met Cucu Co through pals and spent £11,000 on a lavish wedding.
But the 32-year-old beauty became a nightmare — like Thai bride Ting Tong Macadangdang from Little Britain (TV Show), with hubby Dudley Punt.
Former merchant seaman Maurice told how she:
KUNG-FU kicked him in the leg where he had a new hip replacement
GAMBLED three nights a week, spending hundreds of pounds a time
OGLED other men and flirted outrageously with them
SHOUTED obscenities at strangers whenever she was in the car.
He even claimed she PUSHED him down the stairs — and then vanished when her temporary visa ran out.
Vietnamese friends had persuaded divorcee Maurice to fly to Hanoi to meet Cucu.
The grandad — who lost his left arm in an industrial accident — said: “When I first met her I got to the airport and we had a one-and-a-half hour drive. Within 20 minutes she looked up and said, ‘I want to kiss you.’
“She did 1,001 things absolutely perfectly, like a beautiful angel. She told me she loved me. I couldn’t believe how strongly I felt about her.
“People will say I’m a silly old sod but I did fall in love with her. When we got married I felt like the luckiest man in the world.”
But Maurice said it all changed the moment they got back to his house in Portsmouth, Hants.
He said: “She changed from a beautiful angel to an absolute monster as soon as she was in the UK.
“I must have been such an old fool to think that she could love me. She has taken a fortune from me and I want her deported.
“I was so stupid to have believed she would have fallen in love with a 71-year-old man. I’m twice her age.
“She was just using me to get over into this country.”
Mr Baldacchino, who has two daughters from his previous marriage, has had counselling to get over the loss of Cucu.
He is urging other men looking for a wife in the Far East to think before rushing into a relationship. He said: “I should have listened to my brain, not my heart.”
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He should have think with his brain not with his d!ck!
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QUOTE(Englanda @ Sep 14 2007, 10:07 PM) 
Seriously funny. You couldn't make it up!!!
Although he's lucky not to have found a couple of willies between her legs
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007421009,00.html
Vietnam bride hell for Maurice
A LOVELORN pensioner has told how his angelic bride from Vietnam became a “monster” as soon as they got back to the UK.
Maurice Baldacchino, 71, met Cucu Co through pals and spent £11,000 on a lavish wedding.
But the 32-year-old beauty became a nightmare — like Thai bride Ting Tong Macadangdang from Little Britain (TV Show), with hubby Dudley Punt.
Former merchant seaman Maurice told how she:
KUNG-FU kicked him in the leg where he had a new hip replacement
GAMBLED three nights a week, spending hundreds of pounds a time
OGLED other men and flirted outrageously with them
SHOUTED obscenities at strangers whenever she was in the car.
He even claimed she PUSHED him down the stairs — and then vanished when her temporary visa ran out.
Vietnamese friends had persuaded divorcee Maurice to fly to Hanoi to meet Cucu.
The grandad — who lost his left arm in an industrial accident — said: “When I first met her I got to the airport and we had a one-and-a-half hour drive. Within 20 minutes she looked up and said, ‘I want to kiss you.’
“She did 1,001 things absolutely perfectly, like a beautiful angel. She told me she loved me. I couldn’t believe how strongly I felt about her.
“People will say I’m a silly old sod but I did fall in love with her. When we got married I felt like the luckiest man in the world.”
But Maurice said it all changed the moment they got back to his house in Portsmouth, Hants.
He said: “She changed from a beautiful angel to an absolute monster as soon as she was in the UK.
“I must have been such an old fool to think that she could love me. She has taken a fortune from me and I want her deported.
“I was so stupid to have believed she would have fallen in love with a 71-year-old man. I’m twice her age.
“She was just using me to get over into this country.”
Mr Baldacchino, who has two daughters from his previous marriage, has had counselling to get over the loss of Cucu.
He is urging other men looking for a wife in the Far East to think before rushing into a relationship. He said: “I should have listened to my brain, not my heart.”
Although he's lucky not to have found a couple of willies between her legs
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007421009,00.html
Vietnam bride hell for Maurice
A LOVELORN pensioner has told how his angelic bride from Vietnam became a “monster” as soon as they got back to the UK.
Maurice Baldacchino, 71, met Cucu Co through pals and spent £11,000 on a lavish wedding.
But the 32-year-old beauty became a nightmare — like Thai bride Ting Tong Macadangdang from Little Britain (TV Show), with hubby Dudley Punt.
Former merchant seaman Maurice told how she:
KUNG-FU kicked him in the leg where he had a new hip replacement
GAMBLED three nights a week, spending hundreds of pounds a time
OGLED other men and flirted outrageously with them
SHOUTED obscenities at strangers whenever she was in the car.
He even claimed she PUSHED him down the stairs — and then vanished when her temporary visa ran out.
Vietnamese friends had persuaded divorcee Maurice to fly to Hanoi to meet Cucu.
The grandad — who lost his left arm in an industrial accident — said: “When I first met her I got to the airport and we had a one-and-a-half hour drive. Within 20 minutes she looked up and said, ‘I want to kiss you.’
“She did 1,001 things absolutely perfectly, like a beautiful angel. She told me she loved me. I couldn’t believe how strongly I felt about her.
“People will say I’m a silly old sod but I did fall in love with her. When we got married I felt like the luckiest man in the world.”
But Maurice said it all changed the moment they got back to his house in Portsmouth, Hants.
He said: “She changed from a beautiful angel to an absolute monster as soon as she was in the UK.
“I must have been such an old fool to think that she could love me. She has taken a fortune from me and I want her deported.
“I was so stupid to have believed she would have fallen in love with a 71-year-old man. I’m twice her age.
“She was just using me to get over into this country.”
Mr Baldacchino, who has two daughters from his previous marriage, has had counselling to get over the loss of Cucu.
He is urging other men looking for a wife in the Far East to think before rushing into a relationship. He said: “I should have listened to my brain, not my heart.”
If British marries a Vietnamese, then there is 1 sad love story like this for 2 happy love stories.
If British marry British in Britain, then there is 1 sad love story for 1 sad happy love story.
So which ratio is better?
Do you prefer 2 happies to 1 sad or 1 happy to 1 sad?
^ I am going to report you to the Plain English Society
You know what happened to Rumsfeld after I reported him.
You know what happened to Rumsfeld after I reported him.
Haha!!! May this be a lesson to all hard-core Asiaphiles everywhere!
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