Dear Aerain and other trolls,

Go to this forum: http://johnmccainforum.com/forum/index.php

Troll there, Thank You.

From,

iMumble

Dear Raulito,

I made it to level 5 on Tetris
I really wish you would of came with us yesterday.
you should of told everyone to stfu and just leave.
I miss you, I might come over today.
I dunno, now that your sister is locked up,
it's just not the same.

mucho love,
-me

Dear Fati,

I'm gonna miss you my nigga, be strong
I'll see you next month fa sho'
you know that wedding is going to be an interesting one.
hopefully you know who will be in america still. lawl.

-Me

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Dear Raulito,

Be at your sister's house tomorrow nigga.
I've decided that I need to talk to you.
like, seriously, no bull$hittin'
if things go well, we can play some tetris =D
lol. I dunno, if I do get the nerve to come to you,
promise me that you won't diss me.

mucho love,
-Me

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Dear Bro,

Sorry you didn't get the job.
I was really hoping you would.
I know you would of been bomb at it.
you would of been able to pay everything off,
and move outta here to some place nice.
and I was gonna ask you for a coach bag for christmas
that s'okay though.

-you baby sis

don't be a stranger

me
thank you for explaining your misguided feelings so clearly..
you

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Dear Raulito,

mkay so I <3 you.

-Me

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Dear AF,

I miss you</3

-Me

Dear Baby,





Love,

Dear XXX,

You b!tches never text me.

Ricey

Dear XXX,

You never text me either, fu-ker !!

Haksey

dear haksy

quit being so gay.....

super straight dude

npg

Dear Me,

Need more vodka.

Love,
Me

Dear Me,

Love yourself.

Dear XXXX

yes i am mad.. you don't know why but i am mad at you. now i see you're mad, maybe it rubbed off you. i don't care, i feel validated to be mad at you.. or maybe its because i'm dissapointed at myself

BF.


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Dear XXX

fu-k you for dominating in fantasy haha, ima rape you when i visit you

BF.

Dear Fxxx,

I don't think you have a clue what you've gotten yourself into. I hope that when you figure it out you won't ditch the cause. I am doing my best to give you all the right clues/ answers ahead of time. I just hope you don't think that just because I am smiling that I am joking.

Hearts and flowers,
CBW

Now that's oMuYr 2ella! Anu that you were a keeper!

Live Long.
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Indrid Frost.

dear lady irene,

im done arguin wit you. every nite its bout something stupid and we both kno wat its really bout. i aint tryna lose you but im gettin tired of this $hit and i already kno you are too. it aint fair for either of us or tha people around us. i kno when i see you 2moro it'll b tha same, we'll start off cool and then wen we go home some $hit will come up. i think its cus were around each other too much, way to damn much. maybe if we took some time away from each other itd b better. just kno i aint tryna lose you and i really do love you.

chris aka "buffy"

aite so only if i could actually go out and say this haha fucccccc

Dear Raulito,

Miss you, hopefully I'll get to see you over winter break.

p.s. get your break lights fixed.

-me

to myself,

go to work 2moro. stop avoidin tha collection agency. find some time to go to tha bank on saturday. bring ladys licence and jaccet wit you and get your $hit bacc from her. go shoot some sticc wit tha homies. win a couple beers on some darts. and o yah get a fade before you head to work.

Dear HL,

I tried to give you a monkey on Facebook that had both of its hands covering its mouth, but the transaction couldn't go through. I wrote a message there too. In it, I basically wanted to say sorry for making you feel upset or unhappy in any way today. That was not my intention at all. It seems like I can't do anything right these days. What is wrong with me? Then again, I honestly, most genuinely, think that it wasn't something serious to be upset over... It was just a suggestion coming from me. Because (and I hope you won't blame me for playing the gender card again)...I'm a girl. And I wouldn't feel comfortable doing anything too intimidate in front of my boyfriend's parent, I feel as awkward as it is already. I've told you this before. I can't even imagine us together and act upon it in that way. Over here at my home...the surroundings are all familiar, I feel a lot more at ease. I've never left home before, I don't know what to expect. I'm sure everything will be wonderful, so I don't just mean how everything will be physically. But I'm not sure what kind of mental mode I'll be in when I get there. I might need some time to get used to everything... And even then, you didn't have to take it to heart, but you did, and I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. You know I'm going to give in sooner or later anyway... Why can't you just take it lightly and go along laughing, while thinking, "Cheh, you're going to give in sooner or later gah." >.< Anyway, I hope tomorrow will be a new day. <333

Love,
JuJu

Dear D

I wonder what you think of things
Hope all is well!

Dear fagface,

why the fu-k did you steal my crayons for retard? i'll fu-king sucker punch you in the face the next time i see your @$$ around.

dear maureen...

can we stay like this forever?

Dear Liver,

Apologies in advance for this evening.

Sincerely,
Your owner

Dear Future-Husband,

What the f* is taking you so long? I am not getting any younger and my biological clock is ticking.
My parents are nagging me and my friends won't stop asking me why I'm single. And my acquaintances don't believe I can't get a date.

Love Wifey,

Dear Snotface,

I love your face even though it is always full of snot. And Rash. And peel. I will kiss the peel and the rash. I will avoid the snot and hand you a tissue (after we buy some more tissue since you used up all the other tissue and then gave me snot-face and I used up the rest of the tissue... but it was worth it.)

We do a whole lot of nothing together and it is great nothing but if you start to sleep too much for my liking I will start to pull your leg hair.

We are going nowhere fast and that's ok because we can go anywhere you want and we can go there slow. Maybe when it gets warmer again our molecules will speed up and we will move like flowers growing in fast motion. Or maybe we will move in 8am summer sunshine slow motion. Maybe. It doesn't matter. For the first time ever I'm not thinking about the future, I am thinking about you and nows that last forever... or until 11pm Sunday night.

Requited love,
Me

P.S.
You are great in the hay and I want to eat your face.

Dear Erin,

i know you are wondering why i don't talk to you as often as i should, it's just that you are so freakin beautiful, i get weak knees every time we're together...i still think you are a PRINCESS though lol and stop hating on public transport...anyways, i think you are an amazing person, so career minded and ambitious...hmm i reckon in the future you'll be with some famous athlete.

Dear Angeliki,

Okay, you were waiting for me to make a move, but i'm sorry for wussing out ...i still think you are special though...i know it's gonna be me so why hurry?? our half Greek babies are gonna be so cute lol

Riding on the drop top wit the drop top,
Yeah you said some names girl..
I can't wait to fall in love with you..
This just can't be summer love you'll see.

Dear Joanna,

You effin suck, fat mole i don't bite stop being so shy around me...it's annoying, we have a lot of things in common, why can't you freakin talk when i'm around??

Dear Hunny Bear Poo Poo Pie,

I am so happy you came to the party muah! and hope to see ya again soon *grabs your arse*

Dear Missy,

I luv yoooooou! and happy you came too, I hope we can get together for lunch sometimes and have a good chat

Dear Marshall,

yeah yeah I will get you a happy meal and a apple pie for you soon

Dear Vuong,

you lose because you didn't come to Socal this time

dear boyfriend,
practice makes perfect
i love you mucho,
-me

Dear Sunshine,
I hate it when I'm out of credit and you're net is not connected.
I miss you.

xoxo MM

Dear boo,
It's been 4 days since I last saw you and i miss you already.
I can't wait to smack your cute butt of yours again.

Love,


~Your dorky gf

Dear God,

Why is insurance so expensive? - Why can't these kids keep their metro's below 30MPH?

Amen.

dear .....

i dont understand you. why does it have to be this way. anyways fucc you.

...

Dear Savanah,

FIND OUT WHAT THE fu-k YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE!

-Me

Dear crackhead women






i hope our relationship ends and you dont ever run into me anymore asking for change


the end.

Dear Void,

I just wanted to send you a small piece of my hope because I don't know where else to send it right now.

There is a man in my life whom I hold close to my heart and thoughts... Because that's the only place I've ever known to hold him for nearly eight years now. He has been there for me when nobody else was. He’s seen me at my best and worst. He's shown me parts of the world that I thought I would only dream about. He knows me as well as I know myself (and sometimes even better). He never trivializes what I’m feeling. He can calm me down. He can make me laugh, and comfort me when I’m feeling down. He always knows what to say. He is my brother. He is my best friend... When I am with him, all my worries disappear.

How can you tell someone who has stood by you through thick and thin that you do not feel the same? When you have everything, what else can you possibly look for?

I am never good at making decisions, and sometimes my decisions don't even make sense. The only thing I know is that I am compelled to make such decisions. All I can do now is hope.

And I hope that I made the right decision.

Dear Brain,

Please focus more and be less sleepy.

From,
Me

Dear Beautiful Girl

please congratulate your parents for me..

Dear ____________,

Sometimes, I still catch myself thinking of you.


Sushi

Dear Beaner Boyfriend,

Stop playing soccer, go home, and answer the phone D:<

Love,
-Me

Dear cumdumster-bipolar-c_nt-of-a-whore woman,

You're a dumb b!tch for starting all these problems.

Sushi

Dear Sushi,

Cumdumpster is indeed a great insult word

Your Comrade from the East

dear lyka,

i miss you and i'll call you tomorrow.

you already kno

dear self,

please teach yourself to be approachable and at the same time resonably strict to your students.
those are your weak points.

p.s.
fu-k you


riz

Dear Raul,

I can't wait to see you! I just want to jump on you...lol.

Love,
-Me

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Dear Little Girls,

Fighting over that nigga is SO not worth it....btw Caroline, please tell me you'll be back by wednesday. I need you for Biology!

-Me

Dear Sister-In-Law,

if you weren't such a whore face more people would like you...sometimes you need to keep your mouth shut when you're bad mouthing them and then you'll have more friends...telling me i need to stop tripping again i will punch you in the face! you are nothing but a horrible person and i don't care what you have to say about me or my wedding..b/c when it boils down to it you'll be 40 by the time you actually get married to someone you love..and the dead beats you're dating now are just nothing..but i guess that means you two actually deserve each other then huh? JERK! i hope you move out..you stupid slut whore!

Love,

Bridezilla

Dear English Class,

fu-k you and the horse you rode in on. and fu-k your in-class essay too!

-Me

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Dear Raul,

fu-kface, i'm not very happy with you. call me asap.

Love,
-Me

Dear Mom,

I'm not coming home. I hope you understand. (lol) and yes, I laughed out loud.



your twisted daughter,
me hahaha

dear lechoke,

you suk donkey dicc. fucc you and your cavs. homo mother fuccer. cant never get on kobes level not never. kill yourself b!tch. i hate you.

your friend,
C-eazy

dear Kobe,

ive never fealt like this bout neone before. i mean youre my everything.. my bestfriend, lover, my one and only. i kno, corny rite? but ive never fealt love like this, somin this real yafeelme. i kno we can make it together. just last year i thought we were over wen you fucced up with tha celtics. its all good tho. if our relationship could survive threw somin that devastating then there aint nuthin that can tear us apart. cant wait to c you play tomorrow babe.

always and forever,
C-eazy no homo