Dear Thread

You are now created. Kneel Before Zod! Snootchie-bootchies!



Lock

oh you ppl are so fast huh ?

Dear Lock

Have you seen Alyssa Milano in that Poison Ivy movie? That was pretty good stuff.


Sincerely,
TMT.

Dear Tabs

I recently downloaded that movie. I have yet to watch. Is she hotter than Drew Barrymore was on the first Poison Ivy.

Enquiring minds want to know

Lock

Dear Tabs
You were so unbelievable fast at last 10 minutes .
good luck

I'm waiting for next RT to open

UCP

Dear Lock,


If I recall correctly (iirc), she was hotter looking, but the plot wasn't as hot. Enjoy good sir, enjoy.


Sincerely,
Tabs McTabbert

Dear Lock,

I wanted to make it! but atleast it's made by you

-Me

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Dear D,

Hey nigga, I don't have any weed [duh] but I have vicodin. You can have a few pills if you want since I barely take them $hits anyway.

-Me

Dear Suzette,

Sups?

Your Comrade from the East

Dear Suijen

i'm just jealous about your post number

tnk you

Dear Urban,

Post Count is directly proportional to your penis size. Keep at it comrade.

Your Comrade from the East

Dear Suijen

I wanna be just like you?What should i do ?

from the heart of Europe

Dear Urban,

Sit on your arse all day and chat up random online women (and men).

Your Comrade from the East

Dear Suijen
i'm doing it..but..i don't wanna just to sit and get old here


Baruunaas

Dear Austin,

Thank you for those toasty crackers with peanut butter, but I like cheddar cheese a lot more.

Dear Rice,

Da Pi Gu

Your Comrade from the East

Dear Ricey

Why wont you come out to the club with Suijen and I? I promise no more roofy cocktails. Okie?

Lock

Dear Sujien,

This may sound ridiculous but....send every active member $100 through the postal mail.

From, iMumble

Dear iMumble,

You have no idea how many hours of cuddling you'd have to give me for me to do that.

Your Comrade from the East

PS It's a lot.

Dear Sujien,

What do you mean by cuddling?

Besides just buy lots of envelopes and stamps and $100 dollar bills and your own your way.

From, iMumble

Dear Suijen.

Don't touch my @$$ again.


-V dawg.

Dear Suijen,

I wanna see u smack Vuong's @$$ again

-Janette

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Dear Vuong,

Ya hear that mate?

Your Comrade from the East

Dear D,

I had a great day with you today, though you pissed me off like a motherfu-ker in the morning.
c_nt. I could of slapped you. it's all good though, you made up for it...I guess.
I'm gonna fukken miss you like you would not believe.

<3
-Me

Dear Suijen,

Nothing much. I felt awful today. Really, really awful. I hope that I wasn't too drunk on the phone, last night.

California Rollin,
Sushi

Dear Suzette,

I so called it.

Your Comrade from the East

Dear Suijen,

I can't remember ANY of the conversation.

California rollin,
Sushi

Dear Suijen

did you take advantage of Sushi on the phone?

Lock

Dear Lock,

*wink wink*

Your Comrade from the East

Dear Suijen

Details por favor.

Lock

Dear Heartless Muthafu-ker,

I hope you get @$$ raped in prison, you fu-kin pussy. you didn't have to shoot him. you think you bad? you're nothing but a piece of $hit. It was a fu-king car crash. and you know what he was trying to do? See if everybody was alright, you fu-king c_nt. unlike you, he was doing something with his life. He was in college, and wanted to play in the NBA. and you stole that from him you cuntb!tch. you stole the life of a young man with a dream. you stole the father of three young children. you stole the youngest son from his family. I hope you see this $hit. I hope you fu-king learn for what you did. rot in hell.

-Me

Dear Tujue

Start studying for your midterms

little voice in your head but witch is deep & sexy

Dear life,

gah! start getting interesting.

Go out. Meet more people.
Study hard.

Have it all.

Love MM

Dear Lock,

You can't handle the truth.

California Rollin'
Sushi

Dear Sushi

Nice Jack Nicholson impression. I can handle it though.

Lock

Dear Mississauga ON,

Can't wait to see you next year!

From, Me

Dearest Lock,

No you can't. You'd cream your pants.

California Rollin,
Sushi

Dear Sushi

Too Late

Long Lock Cream Pants

Dear Tio Al

Nigga I told you at the store I'd buy you a toothbrush for a reason. Your $hit smells like rotten @$$. I dont want to be rude cuz your my uncle but fu-k man brush yo stank @$$ mouth.

Lock

Dear Crisco,

LOL. you're great.

-Me

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Dear D,

Nigga I miss you like crazy, and your step-brother too. Despite you trying to rape me, it's all good.
Are you coming back for the summer? cuz I'm probably not gonna be here...
but I might be going to LV & Cali during July, maybe I'll hit you up if I have time

-Me

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Dear Raul,

I miss you like crazy too. I thought about coming up for spring break. I dunno though, it's just all talk for now.

Much Love,
-Me

dear romeo,

i'll talk t \o you later tonight..
again thank you for the lovely letter


love,
your juliet

edit

Dear You,

YOU'RE A FUCKCUNT

-me

Dear work,

Thank you. You're the only escape to my crap world.

MD

dearest romeo,

thank you so much for always making me feel better


your juliet

Dear someone,
I was so depressed. I have been having a hard time to adapt myself to my new working environment.I am quite a slow learner.I think everyone was starting to lose patience with me.

Theng

Dear someone,

I know u have read that...what if I told u I wasn't serious about the stuff I told him?


Just pretend that u buy it.I am embarrassed.

Theng

Dear someone,

There is one thing I have to confess...I know I can't bring this up when we are alone :P

I always thought everything wasn't that complicated ... it was until lately I confirmed that the feeling I have for u is l***. Better yet u know about my future "plans"

Theng

Dear C&F,

Cunts! ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE! I'm trying to call to give you my love and support, but no one is answering! JEEBUS!

-Me

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Dear Dan,

You're gonna get your tires slashed buddy, sorry to tell you.

-Me

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Dear Raul,

I miss youuuuuu. I have a vehicle. Maybe if a get a bit of gas money, I'll come see you =D

-Me

Dear Love,

Hope you are dreaming of me.

LL