Let me show u few stories.
I hope you would enjoy them.

I)
I had a curious gymnastics teacher when I was high-school student…
But kids were called him BAKA-KEN (stupid KEN)
Because ….
Someday, He ordered to his students,
“OK brats! Form a queue by your student number! Evens move to left! Odds move to Right! And anothers move to center!!”
Of course nobody stood up in center…….

II)
I have curious friend….
When we were going to famous pond as Nishiki-Goi(golden carp),
He found a signboard scripted “Carps feed, 10yen “
After he saw it, he started to throw 10yen coin into carps shoal.

III)
I have curious father….
When he was taking a bath, suddenly he started to scream.
“It’s hell! I got nosebleed from somewhere!!”
eh??? Which his body part was bleeding NOSEBLEED??

IV)
I have curious mother…
When she tried to get on another cities bus from front door, she found a notice board scripted “Entrance, backward”
After she saw it, she started to get on the bus by a step backward.

Umm...haha?

are these jokes from liek japan becuase they are very dry.

sorry, to be honest, i did not laugh 1 bit while reading these joke...

i'm guessing these jokes would be funnier if they were actually written in japanese. but thanks for translating anyways.

Lol you know you joking be hi-larious to the nth degree mon ami!

How would they be funny in any language?

possibly because it's common in japan that signs are translated wrong (what am i talking about.. it is common ) so then the people that would find it funny are people literate in both japanese and english to see something like this:

IV)
I have curious mother…
When she tried to get on another cities bus from front door, she found a notice board scripted “Entrance, backward”
After she saw it, she started to get on the bus by a step backward.

witten like this:

IV)
日本語日本語日本語日本語日本語日本語日本語日本語 “ENTRACE, BACKWARD!” 日本語日本語日本語日本語日本語日本語日本語...

lol. overall i don't really know what i'm talking about anymore... so go ahead n laugh... we can all agree that engrish.com is funnier right? (no offense deep9th, but those joke weren't funny at all...)

I think the first 2 were kinda funny

Yeah I laughed as in laughed at these jokes

lol.....people are so hard to entertain nowadays..... :genius:

don't let this tough crowd get to you deep9th!!! don't stop trying!! those jokes were a good effort....

where thoses even funny?

They were suppose to be........er yeah.

interesting..... not really that fun or at all... but nt

LMAO! HAHAHAHA!

i notice you have many curious people in your life! do you know what curious means?? : ))

sory..i don't even laugh when i read it...hehehe...you should make a better one..

I)
I had a curious gymnastics teacher when I was high-school student…
But kids were called him BAKA-KEN (stupid KEN)
Because ….
Someday, He ordered to his students,
“OK brats! Form a queue by your student number! Evens move to left! Odds move to Right! And anothers move to center!!”
Of course nobody stood up in center…….


^^ HAHAHA. I get it. Good one.
Hey a question though... Baka means stupid.. but "Baka-ru" is a swear word?

It was used a lot in Moon Child, and the English translation ranged from f*** to a$$holes.


II)
I have curious friend….
When we were going to famous pond as Nishiki-Goi(golden carp),
He found a signboard scripted “Carps feed, 10yen “
After he saw it, he started to throw 10yen coin into carps shoal.

Hm. I don't get this one.


III)
I have curious father….
When he was taking a bath, suddenly he started to scream.
“It’s hell! I got nosebleed from somewhere!!”
eh??? Which his body part was bleeding NOSEBLEED??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

Was he a man? Truly? lmao





IV)
I have curious mother…
When she tried to get on another cities bus from front door, she found a notice board scripted “Entrance, backward”
After she saw it, she started to get on the bus by a step backward.

HAHA. Cluelessness is revolving.

:p


Good one!

Okay , sounds like a fob trying to be funny.