QUOTE(JakeCutter @ Jan 19 2008, 11:15 PM) [snapback]3437192[/snapback]
employee: Mr. Cutter, I ask you for help. My family is starving...I barely have enough to pay the bills and support my family. May I please have a small raise? Even by 5 cents?
me: Oh, you poor thing. You want a raise? I'll tell you what, I'll give you a raise! A $10 raise since I feel so bad for you.
employee: Really? Oh, thank you! Now I can provide my family with all their needs!
me: Guess what? You don't get a raise! YOU'RE FIRED BíTCH!!! lmao
lol it impossible for me to get a raise when i earn more than my boss on an hourly basis but not in term of authority wise.
i would say 'hey i've been here long enough, i deserve a chance to advance further in the company, don't you think?" "now give me a raise or i'll blow your head off NOW"
i was kiddin on the second part k.