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mano2mano
this is new topic and its about jokes or funny stories that you like or heard and you want to share with us. Doesn't matter if its CAmbodian or international. childhood jokes or stories are good. make sure its not too offensive to anyone and non Cambodian are welcome too. Laughing is the best medicine for all people. So "Make mE LaUgh."
mano2mano
What do you call Michael Jackson pumping gas at a gas station in the cambodian language.?


Michael Chas Sung (says gas pumping in cambodian)- found this on youtube.
mano2mano
what do you call a stripeless zebra?

a horse, lol
mano2mano
'police doing a random traffic stop on a vehicle, police go up to the vehicle and told the driver that he won 20,000 dollars from the police force. the reason for his prizes is to show driver that they appreciated that people don't drink and drive. the officer ask the driver what is he going to do with the money he won, the driver reply"i will go get my license i guess", the passenger reply to the police "don't listen to him officer, he is drunk", and than a third passenger woke up from his nap at the back seats and said "I told you so, its a bad idea to steal this car."
mano2mano
"i don't have a shahlong, i have a shahlort....."- russel peter
mano2mano
"you fu-kinblowjob, be a man."-russel peter
mano2mano
what do you call a cat swimming in the water?

catfish
hakseng
I see 6 warnings for double posting
mano2mano
^a muy nith way, i shorry i shorry. fly lice anyone
mano2mano
nobody have any jokes at all? strange.
kown_chma
You are a big fan of Russel Peter aren't you? lol

Here's a quote:

"Somebody is going to get a hurt real bad, somebody" lol
mano2mano
funny. not a fanatic fan or anything just like good arts.
mano2mano
hey lil kitty where you at. srok khmer?
applepannic
What you call a women with a penis?

Michael Jackson
Nikkie_nid
"What do you call a monkey wearing tie and black suit?"

A: George W.Bush
mano2mano
funny, "make me laugh"doesn't mean make mano2mano laugh, its just a title, so people don't be shy i know you got jokes, type them down. need some humors in this khmer chat.
NothingNothing
why you should never play poker at the zoo?
mano2mano
^ not sue, the animals will poke you back?
NothingNothing
you gotta ask WHY you nub.. so ASK WHY!!!

or i aint gonna tell you the joke!! embarassedlaugh.gif
mano2mano
^geez, alright, why? what the hell is a nub?
anata_reacheteun
http://khmerjoke.blogspot.com/

It's funny but i think some of those jokes are translated lols because i heard some in english before
NothingNothing
QUOTE(mano2mano @ Mar 9 2008, 09:29 AM) [snapback]3554647[/snapback]
^geez, alright, why? what the hell is a nub?

my bad... i reply late.. but ye..

CUZ...

theres alot of CHEETAHS!!!! BUWHAHAHAHAH BUWAHAHAHAH

get it...?


CHEETAHS!!!! embarassedlaugh.gif embarassedlaugh.gif shifty.gif sure.gif
andre
QUOTE(mano2mano @ Mar 1 2008, 09:38 AM) [snapback]3536404[/snapback]
What do you call Michael Jackson pumping gas at a gas station in the cambodian language.?
Michael Chas Sung (says gas pumping in cambodian)- found this on youtube.


Talking about gas...How about this? it's not "funny stories or joke" though.

NothingNothing
^ HAHAHA!!
embarassedlaugh.gif embarassedlaugh.gif
it true for ppl 2... HAHAHA!!!
mano2mano
^funny, lol
NothingNothing
funny what... my joke or what fool..!! madgo.gif munch.gif kiss.gif
mano2mano
your joke and the dog farting on the cat. lol
NothingNothing
nice.. hahah kiss.gif

that what i talkin bout... uh yea.. that all the joke i got.. shrug.gif.. embarassedlaugh.gif
mano2mano
here some pictures, laugh away. ha ha he he hu hu

















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