mano2mano
Mar 1 2008, 09:33 AM
this is new topic and its about jokes or funny stories that you like or heard and you want to share with us. Doesn't matter if its CAmbodian or international. childhood jokes or stories are good. make sure its not too offensive to anyone and non Cambodian are welcome too. Laughing is the best medicine for all people. So "Make mE LaUgh."
mano2mano
Mar 1 2008, 09:38 AM
What do you call Michael Jackson pumping gas at a gas station in the cambodian language.?
Michael Chas Sung (says gas pumping in cambodian)- found this on youtube.
mano2mano
Mar 1 2008, 09:41 AM
what do you call a stripeless zebra?
a horse, lol
mano2mano
Mar 1 2008, 09:54 AM
'police doing a random traffic stop on a vehicle, police go up to the vehicle and told the driver that he won 20,000 dollars from the police force. the reason for his prizes is to show driver that they appreciated that people don't drink and drive. the officer ask the driver what is he going to do with the money he won, the driver reply"i will go get my license i guess", the passenger reply to the police "don't listen to him officer, he is drunk", and than a third passenger woke up from his nap at the back seats and said "I told you so, its a bad idea to steal this car."
mano2mano
Mar 1 2008, 09:57 AM
"i don't have a shahlong, i have a shahlort....."- russel peter
mano2mano
Mar 1 2008, 09:59 AM
"you fu-kinblowjob, be a man."-russel peter
mano2mano
Mar 1 2008, 10:01 AM
what do you call a cat swimming in the water?
catfish
hakseng
Mar 1 2008, 10:07 AM
I see 6 warnings for double posting
mano2mano
Mar 1 2008, 10:22 AM
^a muy nith way, i shorry i shorry. fly lice anyone
mano2mano
Mar 2 2008, 08:10 AM
nobody have any jokes at all? strange.
kown_chma
Mar 2 2008, 10:53 AM
You are a big fan of Russel Peter aren't you? lol
Here's a quote:
"Somebody is going to get a hurt real bad, somebody" lol
mano2mano
Mar 2 2008, 12:59 PM
funny. not a fanatic fan or anything just like good arts.
mano2mano
Mar 2 2008, 01:00 PM
hey lil kitty where you at. srok khmer?
applepannic
Mar 2 2008, 05:41 PM
What you call a women with a penis?
Michael Jackson
Nikkie_nid
Mar 3 2008, 04:00 AM
"What do you call a monkey wearing tie and black suit?"
A: George W.Bush
mano2mano
Mar 8 2008, 02:31 PM
funny, "make me laugh"doesn't mean make mano2mano laugh, its just a title, so people don't be shy i know you got jokes, type them down. need some humors in this khmer chat.
NothingNothing
Mar 8 2008, 03:01 PM
why you should never play poker at the zoo?
mano2mano
Mar 8 2008, 03:53 PM
^ not sue, the animals will poke you back?
NothingNothing
Mar 8 2008, 04:12 PM
you gotta ask WHY you nub.. so ASK WHY!!!
or i aint gonna tell you the joke!!
mano2mano
Mar 9 2008, 08:29 AM
^geez, alright, why? what the hell is a nub?
anata_reacheteun
Mar 10 2008, 09:30 PM
http://khmerjoke.blogspot.com/It's funny but i think some of those jokes are translated lols because i heard some in english before
NothingNothing
Mar 11 2008, 07:04 AM
QUOTE(mano2mano @ Mar 9 2008, 09:29 AM) [snapback]3554647[/snapback]
^geez, alright, why? what the hell is a nub?
my bad... i reply late.. but ye..
CUZ...
theres alot of CHEETAHS!!!! BUWHAHAHAHAH BUWAHAHAHAH
get it...?
CHEETAHS!!!!
andre
Mar 11 2008, 09:24 AM
QUOTE(mano2mano @ Mar 1 2008, 09:38 AM) [snapback]3536404[/snapback]
What do you call Michael Jackson pumping gas at a gas station in the cambodian language.?
Michael Chas Sung (says gas pumping in cambodian)- found this on youtube.
Talking about gas...How about this? it's not "funny stories or joke" though.
NothingNothing
Mar 11 2008, 10:48 AM
^ HAHAHA!!

it true for ppl 2... HAHAHA!!!
mano2mano
Mar 12 2008, 01:30 PM
^funny, lol
NothingNothing
Mar 12 2008, 01:54 PM
mano2mano
Mar 12 2008, 02:11 PM
your joke and the dog farting on the cat. lol
NothingNothing
Mar 12 2008, 02:24 PM
nice.. hahah

that what i talkin bout... uh yea.. that all the joke i got..

..
mano2mano
Mar 30 2008, 10:16 AM
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