I'm single right now and i'm looking for these qualities in a female to share my love with:
She will work hard in the house
She will deliver 5 babies in her life time( sons prefered )
She will not say no to me and is loyal
She will be kind and tolerate me smoking in the house
She is smart and can work in a job that will contribute to the family
She has to look good
She is willing to enjoy a good sex life with me
Here are some characteristics about me:
Looks: i rate myself 9/10 because my friends also think i'm good looking lol
Age: 38
Height: 5'1'' - taller with shoes.
Ethnicity: Chinese
Sex: Male
Career: Work at a comic store, but i will soon get a better paying job.
Favorite Hobbys: WOW, Collecting Cans.
Favorite foods: Fried noodles, any hamburger, grilled dogs, Fried frogs, Pad tai
I will update more about me on this page later depending how active this forum is. I'm kinda new to online dating so.
I hope some of you lovely ladies will be interested.
Full Version: Looking for a lovely lady to be with
That was funny.
^ are you a woman?
Lol.
Someone wanna look through his posts and verify whether this is real or not?
Someone wanna look through his posts and verify whether this is real or not?
he's a troll he tries to make fun of me a lot
so it's very possible
most trolls are highly pathetic beings
he's had at least 5 accounts on AF
so it's very possible
most trolls are highly pathetic beings
he's had at least 5 accounts on AF
QUOTE(mndeg @ Mar 25 2008, 11:10 PM) [snapback]3595126[/snapback]
he's a troll he tries to make fun of me a lot
so it's very possible
most trolls are highly pathetic beings
he's had at least 5 accounts on AF
so it's very possible
most trolls are highly pathetic beings
he's had at least 5 accounts on AF
Seriously, this is my only account and you have no way of know that i have many other accounts in the first place since you are not a admin. You can ask mods to confirm that. And how am i making fun of you? I'm simply making good use of this new forum.
QUOTE(yawn @ Mar 25 2008, 11:08 PM) [snapback]3595121[/snapback]
Lol.
Someone wanna look through his posts and verify whether this is real or not?
Someone wanna look through his posts and verify whether this is real or not?
I'm being truthful. Before when i first started this account, i was just posting for fun. Now, i'm starting to make myself a good member on this forum. So are you a female?
QUOTE(mndeg @ Mar 25 2008, 09:10 PM) [snapback]3595126[/snapback]
most trolls are highly pathetic beings
Most, eh?
Anyways, threadstarter: No, I'm not a female. There actually aren't any on this forum. Just a bunch of guys who post random pictures of girls they found on the internet in the Picture Forum. You'll definitely want to avoid them. Especially Najiiah, Sonny Angel, and Miss Merisha. They be old smelly guys, dawg.
But Boinky's a girl. Go for her.
BOINKY? where the hell is she anyway? did she come back as someone else? is she really a she at all?
Anyway about the topic...go buy yourself a doll
Anyway about the topic...go buy yourself a doll
QUOTE(me_me_me @ Mar 25 2008, 11:29 PM) [snapback]3595178[/snapback]
BOINKY? where the hell is she anyway? did she come back as someone else? is she really a she at all?
Anyway about the topic...go buy yourself a doll
Anyway about the topic...go buy yourself a doll
Do you happen to be interested in me and have what i'm looking for? you're a pretty girl, love your pic.
Ahora la verdad es claro.
So you enjoy collecting cans huh?
QUOTE(m12 @ Mar 25 2008, 10:44 PM) [snapback]3595052[/snapback]
I'm single right now and i'm looking for these qualities in a female to share my love with:
She will work hard in the house
She will deliver 5 babies in her life time( sons prefered )
She will not say no to me and is loyal
She will be kind and tolerate me smoking in the house
She is smart and can work in a job that will contribute to the family
She is willing to enjoy a good sex life with me
Here are some characteristics about me:
Age: 38
Height: 5'1'' - taller with shoes.
Ethnicity: Chinese
Sex: Male
Career: Work at a comic store, but i will soon get a better paying job.
Favorite Hobbys: WOW, Collecting Cans.
Favorite foods: Fried noodles, any hamburger, grilled dogs, Fried frogs, Pad tai
I will update more about me on this page later depending how active this forum is. I'm kinda new to online dating so.
I hope some of you lovely ladies will be interested.
She will work hard in the house
She will deliver 5 babies in her life time( sons prefered )
She will not say no to me and is loyal
She will be kind and tolerate me smoking in the house
She is smart and can work in a job that will contribute to the family
She is willing to enjoy a good sex life with me
Here are some characteristics about me:
Age: 38
Height: 5'1'' - taller with shoes.
Ethnicity: Chinese
Sex: Male
Career: Work at a comic store, but i will soon get a better paying job.
Favorite Hobbys: WOW, Collecting Cans.
Favorite foods: Fried noodles, any hamburger, grilled dogs, Fried frogs, Pad tai
I will update more about me on this page later depending how active this forum is. I'm kinda new to online dating so.
I hope some of you lovely ladies will be interested.
I suddenly feel the urge to call blizzard and cancel my WoW account.
QUOTE(canister @ Mar 26 2008, 02:47 AM) [snapback]3595456[/snapback]
So you enjoy collecting cans huh?
yea, it's a great way to pay for my WOW account. So you think it's attractive to ladies? Are you female and is interested?
I see a lot of people collecting cans, it's kind of a new fad these days.
QUOTE(m12 @ Mar 26 2008, 12:33 AM) [snapback]3595191[/snapback]
Do you happen to be interested in me and have what i'm looking for? you're a pretty girl, love your pic.
hahahaha LOL
AM i interested? I meet none of the requirement except the last one ^.^
lol
QUOTE(m12 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:04 PM) [snapback]3596357[/snapback]
yea, it's a great way to pay for my WOW account. So you think it's attractive to ladies? Are you female and is interested?
No it's not attractive to most chicks... but hey if you play wow I bet you could find a chick on there somewhere. Give some girl a little attention and you should be able to get laid eventually. Good luck!
QUOTE(m12 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:04 PM) [snapback]3596357[/snapback]
yea, it's a great way to pay for my WOW account. So you think it's attractive to ladies? Are you female and is interested?
Yeah the ladies will swarm all over you. I have a penis, but if you're still interested then let's give it a go.
^ i hope you are not being sarcastic.
QUOTE(m12 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:40 PM) [snapback]3596692[/snapback]
^ i hope you are not being sarcastic.
Wow. o.O
Personally I would hope he's being sarcastic, but whatever floats your boat.
QUOTE(m12 @ Mar 26 2008, 05:40 PM) [snapback]3596692[/snapback]
^ i hope you are not being sarcastic.
You don't swing that way? Too bad.
QUOTE(m12 @ Mar 26 2008, 06:40 PM) [snapback]3596692[/snapback]
^ i hope you are not being sarcastic.
haha you want it? lol
you're 5'1? you better have a 200k annual
QUOTE(liu @ Mar 30 2008, 05:34 PM) [snapback]3605483[/snapback]
you're 5'1? you better have a 200k annual
hahahah..... money can make up for appearance.... 40 years old? too damn old for this place. good like finding women at that age. lol
What's wrong with being 5'1''? It doesn't mean i'm ugly. 5'1'' is actually average height, but i'm handsome.
QUOTE(m12 @ Apr 3 2008, 02:06 AM) [snapback]3611611[/snapback]
What's wrong with being 5'1''? It doesn't mean i'm ugly. 5'1'' is actually average height, but i'm handsome.
5'1 is not average height.
You are short, very bloody short.
QUOTE(Takashi @ Apr 3 2008, 02:17 AM) [snapback]3612203[/snapback]
5'1 is not average height.
You are short, very bloody short.
You are short, very bloody short.
How tall are you then huh???
QUOTE(m12 @ Apr 4 2008, 03:45 AM) [snapback]3613794[/snapback]
How tall are you then huh???
6'2
Oh hell I love this but damn - before you read - I'm just taking the piss outta you alright? Don't take it to heart LOL!
QUOTE(m12 @ Mar 26 2008, 01:44 PM) [snapback]3595052[/snapback]
I'm single right now and i'm looking for these qualities in a female to share my love with:
She will work hard in the house - LOL! 'stay in the kitchen woman!'
She will deliver 5 babies in her life time( sons prefered ) - LOL! Good luck finding a woman who wants to be a baby factory
She will not say no to me and is loyal - Talk about slavery, y not just just LET them want to fu-k you and just you
She will be kind and tolerate me smoking in the house -
not around your five kids lol!
She is smart and can work in a job that will contribute to the family - But she has to work in the house too???
She has to look good
She is willing to enjoy a good sex life with me
Here are some characteristics about me:
Looks: i rate myself 9/10 because my friends also think i'm good looking lol
Age: 38
Height: 5'1'' - taller with shoes. LOL you could have just said 5'1", "taller with shoes" WTF!!! -roflmao
Ethnicity: Chinese
Sex: Male
Career: Work at a comic store, but i will soon get a better paying job.
Favorite Hobbys: WOW, Collecting Cans. How typically white and C...
Favorite foods: Fried noodles, any hamburger, grilled dogs, Fried frogs, Pad tai
I will update more about me on this page later depending how active this forum is. I'm kinda new to online dating so.
I hope some of you lovely ladies will be interested.
She will work hard in the house - LOL! 'stay in the kitchen woman!'
She will deliver 5 babies in her life time( sons prefered ) - LOL! Good luck finding a woman who wants to be a baby factory
She will not say no to me and is loyal - Talk about slavery, y not just just LET them want to fu-k you and just you
She will be kind and tolerate me smoking in the house -
not around your five kids lol!She is smart and can work in a job that will contribute to the family - But she has to work in the house too???
She has to look good
She is willing to enjoy a good sex life with me
Here are some characteristics about me:
Looks: i rate myself 9/10 because my friends also think i'm good looking lol
Age: 38
Height: 5'1'' - taller with shoes. LOL you could have just said 5'1", "taller with shoes" WTF!!! -roflmao
Ethnicity: Chinese
Sex: Male
Career: Work at a comic store, but i will soon get a better paying job.
Favorite Hobbys: WOW, Collecting Cans. How typically white and C...
Favorite foods: Fried noodles, any hamburger, grilled dogs, Fried frogs, Pad tai
I will update more about me on this page later depending how active this forum is. I'm kinda new to online dating so.
I hope some of you lovely ladies will be interested.
Hahahaha... alright I'm gonna make my thread now, stay tuned
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She will work hard in the house
you need a mom for this...
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She will deliver 5 babies in her life time( sons prefered )
as long as you'll carry each one of 'em for 9 months..
deliver only you say..
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She will not say no to me and is loyal
she has to be dumb to always say "yes" to you
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She will be kind and tolerate me smoking in the house
this one's okay....
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She is smart and can work in a job that will contribute to the family
wtf...
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She has to look good
She is willing to enjoy a good sex life with me
She is willing to enjoy a good sex life with me
even if she enjoys sex before you..
she'd hate it for life with you...
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Looks: i rate myself 9/10 because my friends also think i'm good looking lol
Age: 38
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Height: 5'1'' - taller with shoes.
wtf
wtf
wtf
wtf
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Sex: Male
the redundancy gives me doubts about this
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Career: Work at a comic store, but i will soon get a better paying job.
yeah right..
QUOTE(felltohell @ Apr 5 2008, 10:04 PM) [snapback]3616187[/snapback]
even if she enjoys sex before you..
she'd hate it for life with you...
she'd hate it for life with you...
well...I hope you are good looking.........atlest that will be +1..........or else............GOOD LUCK!
Good luck in finding yourself a girl.
Are there no one here who are interested in me? I'm really desperate. Will some lovely lady get with me from the bottom of their heart?
QUOTE(m12 @ Apr 11 2008, 11:54 AM) [snapback]3628864[/snapback]
Are there no one here who are interested in me? I'm really desperate. Will some lovely lady get with me from the bottom of their heart?
Another reason why you will not attract any self-respecting woman. Read all those comments, absorb them, realise your flaws, admit to them, and then you will be open for change.
Once you have changed, not only can you get the girl you want, but you will have the leadership quality to help others that women will find attractive in a man. So MAN up!
is this supposed to be some kind of joke??
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