Listen to this "Kak" speak Lao to this "Jek-Thai". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4IdwYhiUZo "Goo Bor Man Siew Mung Der" LOL. This $hit made ROTFLMAO

is that a middle east dude speaking laos

Yeah. Goo Bor Man Siew Mung Der...Buc Hum Noi.

Funny Sh!t, have not seen this kind of stuff for long time.

Look like he's filming in Laos. more of him in Laos. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5MN1XaQ8Zo...feature=related

Hahahaha.....buc hum noiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...lolzzzzz

Thats Note Udom, he´s stand up comedian hehe yeah he´s funny.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WZuzFwPKBtU
This clip he speak kam muang word HANI BAHHEUY 555 yeah this word is very popular among kon muang...555 when i´m intolerance am HANI BAHHEUY too

Thats some funny @$$ $hitz ! lolzzzzzz


I didn't understand what Hani Bahheuy meant from reading it until I heard it in the youtube video . You say that around guys too ? I don't thing thats a good word . Hani Bahheuy in Viengchan Hani bor heuy or Un hani bor heuy . I didn't think northern people knows how to use profanity . Thats like saying " this piece of $hit " lolzzz .

TRUE TRUE! yeah we can indeed...but it sound maybe not too impressive compare to other dialect. Take when you hear Gu Muang and King Ha, both same meaning but which sound less agressive? Many ppl (for this matter non kon muang) will think King HA sound much lighter. To us would be already not polite, depend on who you use the words at, close friends is okay but not to strangers.

Hehe actually its a man curse word, in the past woman wouldnt allow to use, would look too impolite right. Now yeah things become easier for woman, yes now today woman does use it too. But its more like only when ppl feel Damned! Ha-me or i word as i´ve explained before to you, its a man word refer to themselves. Bah mean no or refer to someone else as you, same as mueng in central Thai.
Using only Bah heuy dont sound impoite. Example, ha pai la bah heuy = am off or am going.
Tae bah heuy = Jing doi wa in central Thai. Well it dont sound impolite isnt?

Ah ppl in Viengchan use it too! You also?
Am not so girly but this word i dont really use that often. What i would say more is HA TAI TAE WA or HA TAI YANG TAE WA = What the hell...you know what i mean. 555
HA TAI AH - yeah right...
HA in this case is not the same as HANI BAHEUY.
HA=HAH in central Thai like I HAH, with different tone accent.
Cental Thai have 5 tones but kam muang have 6, 7 or max. 8 tones. Even typing kam muang in central Thai our tones dont match fully like in Uksorn Tham.
How´s your skill on Uksorn Tham now? You can read and write? Me...am still on level 0 haha, need to start someday soon.

Sometime its hard to know from typing how the spoken word sound like.

Hani Bahheuy= damned-oh $hit

Around my area, it can be: Ha ni heuy for short or Fah heuy.

When I was in Viengchan on my last trip I heard many girl use those phrase that you just type up . When girls talk to each other in groups they tend to use alot of those . I think its rude . If their boyfriends parents would hear them saying those phrase I don't think their boyfriends parent would like the girlfriend . Some of my girl cousin say those phrase alot .

I don't use profanity that much . Almost never in use profanity in person . I might play around alot online but I don't in person .

I can read the Tum but its really slow . I can write but its like a kid first starting to write in Thai ( like chicken scrath ). I haven't had time to study , been too busy . I do need to cause I have alot of Palm leaf in Dharma script from ancient Lanxang that I have to read and memorize. If I scan and put up all my palm leaf manuscript online there would be alot of blood shed and killing . When the time comes it will be shown to the world .

I haven't talked to Gracejao for a long time . Can you tell her she will see my face one day but it will be the day when the prime minister of Thailand with all the security drives me to visit her in Chieng Rai .

We talk like that too! Like forget something at home after finding out you´re saying ha ni heuy = blaming yourself for forget it.



To me i find not rude sinc i used too often it become like any other phrase. To you since in real life dont use it you find it rude, i understand that.
So actually you´re a polite person, online and real life so totally different...am like you see online and real life, am very open and i can take or talk pretty much over anything. I can be rude and i can be nice, hehe, depend on the person i talk to.

Dont get to much about the phrase, even if i or anyone use it doesnt mean we have bad spirit, its just no one is really perfect, someone can talk nice but behind your back turn out to be flaming you.
While bad manner person with bad language that talk too straight forward can be very honest and not act like a poison snake behind your back.

Ic, i want to know what´s on those Bai Laan so much. I dont know about the killing, i guess some subject are too sensitive.
I dont interact with Gracejao, i know she´s from CR but she doesnt on so much in AF, else i would contact her. She live in Thailand? I thought she live abroad.

Miss Jao is still here but with a different sign names .

You can't take what people say personal and serious online . People are online to kill time . If they had better things to do they wouldn't be online chating or posting .

Here let me use some bad words for you :

Ha tup / ha tai meung

Ha gin tup / ha gin tai meung

I think thats worst than the phrase you put up lolzzzz.

If you know she´s still on why you asking me for? Hehe...
Yeah well am not a 2 face person or will i sign many new ID to be a jackass like some other ppl. Thats just not me.
Not all ppl come here to kill time, in here many of us do get more knowledge. Big or small things, things you dont know before or might not know in real life you can come across in here.
Well you probably know alot already but to me am keeping up with you guys everyday.

Ha Tup= TUP an organ?

If you want Tua Muang font you can download at this website, you can learn Tua Muang in this website too.
http://se-ed.net/tua-mueng/

From CM university:
Main page
http://art-culture.chiangmai.ac.th/
Tua Muang section.
http://art-culture.chiangmai.ac.th/fontlanna/
Not so much in English part.
http://art-culture.chiangmai.ac.th/EN/

If you interesting in the house building style of Tai pi-nong take a look.
http://art-culture.chiangmai.ac.th/EN/museum/

This website of CM university. Many Uksorn Tham is keeping there.
http://library.cmu.ac.th/ntic/documentAncient.php

Thanks homegirl ! Now I don't have to write it in paper . I can just type it and not having to waste paper .


Ha tup or ha gin tup = Ha eating your liver lolzzz .

Man, EK, you talking about Tup, Si, Poon, now you got me hungry for some Khao Poon. LOL

You´re welcome!

Haha umm man man HA Gin Tub 555 yeah kon muang use it too but since i dont live in Thailand for more then 10 years i´m not fully using the real the old words.
At this clip...Ha Kin Tup come also in the song.
Oh there are other phrase, which on do you guys useit too? If you hear any phrase can you point it out?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vVS3HWMGog0
Ai Wok noi 5555
Ai Wok lan 5555
Luek Luang 555 yeah am Luek hehehe
Gueh hahaha yeah this ppl use often too! Gueh gnaooooooo 555

hah tup hah taii meung (tup = liver; taii = spleen) = phii hah kin tup kin taii meung [evil (ghost) eats your liver and spleen]

Hah kin sai kin poong = eating ur guts out...lolzzzz

That dude is funny lolzzzz. We use most of the phrase that he use especially the word Ngao ( worst than stupid ). The only different is in the accent and tone . He would sound like a five year old speaking my town dialect. I am of Viengchan but not from Viengchan city . From my town to Viengchan is like from Vieng Chieng Mai to Sansai or Vieng Chieng mai half way to Chomthong .

Khammuang : BPoe eyoung
Viengchan : BPoy eyoung

Viengchan don't use King and Ha

How do you say Hoe Kee in Central Thai Lolz ?

Hern Fa Na leurm , his name is funny . Na meurn Na leurm lolzzzz , I think I will buy his CD .

why the hell can i understand the muslim and not the guy with the hair?!

'cos u'r a jar head...duh....

buc hum noi, goo bor men siel mueng der!...... kakakakakaka

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