WTF are they doing here ?

Trying to destroy your culture.

^haha, you got a point, but don't you think the Chinese and the Russians have done that in the past to some degree?

Religion is a far more dangerous tool.

Much more dangerous then both Chinese and Russian failed attempts, no, we have to watch our borders closely.
F-CK FOREIGN RELIGIONS

Us = "you are welcome as we have religious tolerance"
Mormons = "ok thank you, just to let you know though, you are going to hell if you don't convert, we are here to save your souls, you Mongols are in need of salvation! You must give us 10% of your income or suffer the eternal torments of hell! You must assimilate into Christian culture if you are to escape the damning aspects of your culture"

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THIS IS WAR!!!!!

EVICT THEM FROM THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!!
OR BURY THEM SIX FEET UNDER TO FEED THE EARTH!!!!!!

Those Mormons are ingenious. They actually translated the Book of Mormon into Kalmyk. Unfu-king believable.

Then we should translate the Yasaq straight back to them

This is why Shamanism should be revived, so if one of those guys comes up with his helmet, suspenders and white shirt people can put on a mask with claws and scare him away.

Once Christianity sets in it never washes out. It's like a really old skidmark.

should pop out wearing that when they aren't looking

They'll probably try to hold up crucifixes "In the name of Jebus! You will not hurt me! "

Should just grab it and shove it up their @$$ "Jebus Khrist!!!"

Just ask them about their magic underpants, and they'll be too embarassed to talk to you any more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsXzHLiHTOU