ONE DAY, I POPPED OUT OF MY MOMS VAGINA, SHE WAS LIKE \"AHHH!!!\" AND I WAS LIKE \"WAHHHH\" THEN THE PEDO DOCTOR SLAPPED MY @$$ AND I WAS LIKE \"ROFL 2X WAH\".
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I WENT TO A KINDERGARTEN WHERE I LIKE PREYD ON FEMALE CLASSMATES, THE TEACHER WAS LIKE, \"OMFG\" AND I WAS LIKE \"W00T W00T!\", I WAS KICKED OUT FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY WITH A TOY. MY PARENTS WERE LIKE \"OMFG\" AND I WAS LIKE \"W00T W00T!\"
WHEN I WENT TO JUNIOR-HIGH I GOT SO MUCH PUSSY THAT I JUST COULDENT CARE, I LOVED GIRLS TOO MUCH TO CARE ABOUT SCHOOL AND I WAS LIKE \"W00T W00T\" ROFL!
NOW IN SENIOR SCHOOL I WAS LIKE ROFL!
THATS MY LIFE STORY!
ROFL!
THANKS GUYS!
