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ImSeriousSeriously
Man i dont want to brag but i have a pretty sexy body. Like its very cut and proportional. Not big and bulky like European or arab and not skniny but defined like chinese. I feel that i am perfect and proportional like all nomadic bodies should be and after i am back from the gym or something and i am pumped and i am alone i look at the mirror with all my clothes off except my boxers...ok sometimes i even take my boxers off and i stare at my naked form because i feel that i am beautiful.

Seriosuly man i look like a greek statue, so perfect and pure. My muscles are so beautiful and glorious, my skin is so immaculate and fine, i am a vision of power and grace.

This is when i start to fantasize that i am maybe a greek hoplite in that movie 300 or a roman centurion or a mongol horseman. I dont fantasize about being a viking becuse i am not bulky or fat with abeard.

Do yous fantasize yous a mongol warriors?

I KNOW I DO!
SeanMoran
QUOTE(ImSeriousSeriously @ Jun 30 2008, 01:27 AM) *
Man i dont want to brag but i have a pretty sexy body. Like its very cut and proportional. Not big and bulky like European or arab and not skniny but defined like chinese. I feel that i am perfect and proportional like all nomadic bodies should be and after i am back from the gym or something and i am pumped and i am alone i look at the mirror with all my clothes off except my boxers...ok sometimes i even take my boxers off and i stare at my naked form because i feel that i am beautiful.

Seriosuly man i look like a greek statue, so perfect and pure. My muscles are so beautiful and glorious, my skin is so immaculate and fine, i am a vision of power and grace.

This is when i start to fantasize that i am maybe a greek hoplite in that movie 300 or a roman centurion or a mongol horseman. I dont fantasize about being a viking becuse i am not bulky or fat with abeard.

Do yous fantasize yous a mongol warriors?

I KNOW I DO!

It's "you're" not "your".

Unholymarch
Unfortunately not all Mongols are this proportional, many are bulky fat-asses with a beer gut after too much drinkin'
SeanMoran
QUOTE(Unholymarch @ Jun 30 2008, 01:34 AM) *
Unfortunately not all Mongols are this proportional, many are bulky fat-asses with a beer gut after too much drinkin'

This is simply because all their women are army chicks who live in tents in the snow. Enough to lead anyone to drink, that. nono.gif

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legodermis
That's nice to know... icon_lame.gif
ImSeriousSeriously
Yea but do yous fantasize yous are mongols?
legodermis
QUOTE(ImSeriousSeriously @ Jun 29 2008, 07:47 PM) *
Yea but do yous fantasize yous are mongols?

Not at all.
ImSeriousSeriously
QUOTE(legodermis @ Jun 29 2008, 07:48 PM) *
Not at all.


Why not?
SeanMoran
QUOTE(ImSeriousSeriously @ Jun 30 2008, 02:08 AM) *
Why not?

Why?
legodermis
QUOTE(ImSeriousSeriously @ Jun 29 2008, 08:08 PM) *
Why not?

Why don't you think about life as a nomad? There are definitely 10 times more crap you gotta put up with than the good things.
Unholymarch
Harsh surroundings - makes either a harsh person or one hell of a person
tujue
Mongols are as big as most european but they 'lack' height

mongols are stocky icon_wink.gif

skinny my @$$ embarassedlaugh.gif
Unholymarch
Mongols 'lack' height? confused.gif

Been to Mongolia recently? icon_rolleyes.gif
ItsSeriousSeriously
QUOTE(Unholymarch @ Jun 30 2008, 04:15 AM) *
Mongols 'lack' height? confused.gif

Been to Mongolia recently? icon_rolleyes.gif



Generally smaller than Europeans though.

You will notice your Hazara friends are generally smaller than arabic Pashtun. Its thier asian influence.


UnholyMarch i think out of everyone on here you would be most likely to fantasize about being a horseman. Shall we indulge in fantasy together?
Unholymarch
Tallest man in the world was Mongol, standard for all Mongol men is 183cm at height. I'm the shortest of my whole family yet I'm still at 183cm, my cousin who is more pureblood is 194cm. General height is taller then south Europeans, Dutch are still taller - but even then we're still tougher HA!

Fantasize? I'm not the one who made this thread troll crazy.gif
Darkblade
Tujue is right, mongols are not tall ~ errr I should not really different from average northern hemisphere asian .. but definetely bigger ~ i dont see alot of skinny mongols, usually stocky build.
Unholymarch
Bah tired of this, if a non-asian is short - he MUST be asian. If an asian is tall - he MUST be non-asian! icon_rolleyes.gif

My slavic relatives are only up to my chest level, BAH! Retardation of you idiots is shocking
SeriouslyAddictive
QUOTE(Unholymarch @ Jul 2 2008, 01:57 AM) *
Bah tired of this, if a non-asian is short - he MUST be asian. If an asian is tall - he MUST be non-asian! icon_rolleyes.gif

My slavic relatives are only up to my chest level, BAH! Retardation of you idiots is shocking



But there are lots of small Russians because they have been mixed with Mongols or Turks.

Many Russians are different ethnicities. They are not all the blond blue eyed norse sterotype. Many Russians have origins in the Urals as asiantic people. It is these people who were mixed with the Scandinavians who stole the word RUS from another people who were living there who were asiatic and not nordic. So now Russia is a big mix of asian and nordic. Just because your relatives are slavic does not mean they are pure scandinavians.

I know a Ukrainian who is blond blue eyed but claims to be asian, but he is big. He says original Ukrainians were the Rus who came from Urals or asia. He says the Vikings came and took there name RUS and now it is called Russia. Then he looks at himself and says obviously he has some nordic influence but his people are originally asian. Russia or slavs are too mixed for this kind of comparing.

Besides look at the mongol horse. It is a smaller horse. It needs a smaller rider. Nothing to be ashamed of. It simply is what it is.
socafever
QUOTE(SeriouslyAddictive @ Jul 4 2008, 08:55 PM) *
But there are lots of small Russians because they have been mixed with Mongols or Turks.

Many Russians are different ethnicities. They are not all the blond blue eyed norse sterotype. Many Russians have origins in the Urals as asiantic people. It is these people who were mixed with the Scandinavians who stole the word RUS from another people who were living there who were asiatic and not nordic. So now Russia is a big mix of asian and nordic. Just because your relatives are slavic does not mean they are pure scandinavians.

I know a Ukrainian who is blond blue eyed but claims to be asian, but he is big. He says original Ukrainians were the Rus who came from Urals or asia. He says the Vikings came and took there name RUS and now it is called Russia. Then he looks at himself and says obviously he has some nordic influence but his people are originally asian. Russia is too mixed for this kind of comparing.


never mind. biggthumpup.gif
SeriouslyAddictive
QUOTE(socafever @ Jul 4 2008, 08:57 PM) *
you the same guy as the thread starter? laugh.gif i think you are.



shhhhh Talktohand.gif do you want me to be banned again?
socafever
done.
Unholymarch
QUOTE(SeriouslyAddictive @ Jul 4 2008, 08:55 PM) *
But there are lots of small Russians because they have been mixed with Mongols or Turks.

Many Russians are different ethnicities. They are not all the blond blue eyed norse sterotype. Many Russians have origins in the Urals as asiantic people. It is these people who were mixed with the Scandinavians who stole the word RUS from another people who were living there who were asiatic and not nordic. So now Russia is a big mix of asian and nordic. Just because your relatives are slavic does not mean they are pure scandinavians.

I know a Ukrainian who is blond blue eyed but claims to be asian, but he is big. He says original Ukrainians were the Rus who came from Urals or asia. He says the Vikings came and took there name RUS and now it is called Russia. Then he looks at himself and says obviously he has some nordic influence but his people are originally asian. Russia or slavs are too mixed for this kind of comparing.

Besides look at the mongol horse. It is a smaller horse. It needs a smaller rider. Nothing to be ashamed of. It simply is what it is.


eek.gif
Oh my fu-king God! How pathetic is this?!

YouAgain/U.C.P./SeriouslyAddictive - you need to get your @$$ out of Poland and back to Mongolia!

I've got these racialist comments my whole life in a western country and their retardation is shocking. Every Anglo person is on average 5'9, yet when I stand at 6 ft and my father 6'3 they think "Oh it's your Russian influence" icon_rolleyes.gif. You know how retarded is that when my Slavic relatives are at a similar height to Anglos! So how the hell could it be from my Russian influence.

My cousin who is more pureblood Mongol is at 194cm even, and don't say it's because us western Mongols have intermixed with caucasians - because that's BULL$hit. Do you have brothers or sisters? Is every single brother the same height? Of course not - so wtf! Even other Asians have tall and short asses everywhere, tallest basketball player in the world is freaking Chinese, tallest man in the world was Mongol, then now a Ukrainian and Ukrainians are so darn mixed as you say so how the hell could the tallest man be from Ukraine? Oh the pathetic irony

Mongolian horses are not tall, NOR are Scandinavian horses! So what the hell are you talking about? Add that to the fact that they were a naval power -they had never used much cavalry. How are horses related to humankind? Jeez this forum is flooded with trolls icon_rolleyes.gif
GokTuul
QUOTE(Unholymarch @ Jul 5 2008, 01:16 AM) *
eek.gif
Oh my fu-king God! How pathetic is this?!

YouAgain/U.C.P./SeriouslyAddictive - you need to get your @$$ out of Poland and back to Mongolia!

I've got these racialist comments my whole life in a western country and their retardation is shocking. Every Anglo person is on average 5'9, yet when I stand at 6 ft and my father 6'3 they think "Oh it's your Russian influence" icon_rolleyes.gif. You know how retarded is that when my Slavic relatives are at a similar height to Anglos! So how the hell could it be from my Russian influence.

My cousin who is more pureblood Mongol is at 194cm even, and don't say it's because us western Mongols have intermixed with caucasians - because that's BULL$hit. Do you have brothers or sisters? Is every single brother the same height? Of course not - so wtf! Even other Asians have tall and short asses everywhere, tallest basketball player in the world is freaking Chinese, tallest man in the world was Mongol, then now a Ukrainian and Ukrainians are so darn mixed as you say so how the hell could the tallest man be from Ukraine? Oh the pathetic irony

Mongolian horses are not tall, NOR are Scandinavian horses! So what the hell are you talking about? Add that to the fact that they were a naval power -they had never used much cavalry. How are horses related to humankind? Jeez this forum is flooded with trolls icon_rolleyes.gif


U.C.P is correct about the rural Mongolians who are shorter on average because of not enough varying nutrients other than meat, flower, dairy. It is very hard to grow vegetables in Mongolia therefore we import from China but all their vegetables are laden with high levels of dangerous chemicals=poison.

The Mongolians who are a true indicator of height are the ones who were born or raised at a young age in Aussie, US, Euro etc
Unholymarch
QUOTE(GokTuul @ Jul 5 2008, 09:05 AM) *
U.C.P is correct about the rural Mongolians who are shorter on average because of not enough varying nutrients other than meat, flower, dairy. It is very hard to grow vegetables in Mongolia therefore we import from China but all their vegetables are laden with high levels of dangerous chemicals=poison.

The Mongolians who are a true indicator of height are the ones who were born or raised at a young age in Aussie, US, Euro etc


I'm not sure about that, all the Mongols I've seen are rather... large :\
But I guess all the wrestlers of Naadam train up and the active Mongols are those who actively seek to improve themselves as individuals through managing their nutrition, health and fitness.

But I guess you could be right, same thing in Africa, you get rich tribes with big people, you get poor tribes with little people. In countries where a stable and healthy (with government regulations) true height can be easily seen.
YouAgain
People that person is not me.STFU

Mongolians are taller and bigger than other Asians.The Problem is solved STFU
SeriousAddict
QUOTE(GokTuul @ Jul 5 2008, 09:05 AM) *
U.C.P is correct about the rural Mongolians who are shorter on average because of not enough varying nutrients other than meat, flower, dairy. It is very hard to grow vegetables in Mongolia therefore we import from China but all their vegetables are laden with high levels of dangerous chemicals=poison.

The Mongolians who are a true indicator of height are the ones who were born or raised at a young age in Aussie, US, Euro etc



Yes Mongols are a little bit larger than chinese in general. I think it is because we have more meat in diet but we are not a huge race like the scandinavians, british or french etc.

I am not so tall but i build up muscle quite quickly which i dont like because it makes me look like nugget. So when i go to work out i make sure i do lots and lots of cardio to make me look a bit more streamlined.
I think UnholyMarch being tall shows he is just a freak of nature but you have freaks of nature everywhere, look at Yao Ming.

Mongolians may be larger in western countries but keep in mind all asians tend to be larger in western countries.


GokTuul
QUOTE(SeriousAddict @ Jul 5 2008, 06:23 PM) *
Yes Mongols are a little bit larger than chinese in general. I think it is because we have more meat in diet but we are not a huge race like the scandinavians, british or french etc.

I am not so tall but i build up muscle quite quickly which i dont like because it makes me look like nugget. So when i go to work out i make sure i do lots and lots of cardio to make me look a bit more streamlined.
I think UnholyMarch being tall shows he is just a freak of nature but you have freaks of nature everywhere, look at Yao Ming.

Mongolians may be larger in western countries but keep in mind all asians tend to be larger in western countries.


I dont think he is a freak of nature biggthumpup.gif Im 6 ft and most of the younger Mongols I've met in outside of Mgl have been 5 10 or taller than me, so Unholy is just Mongolian beerchug.gif
felltohell
i fantasize about mongolian horsewomen icon_redface.gif
Unholymarch
Freak of nature WTF? rotflmao.gif

Insight into Mongolia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRh5wWpCgT8
Guess we're all freaks of nature embarassedlaugh.gif

QUOTE
i fantasize about mongolian horsewomen icon_redface.gif


I know you do sweetie kiss.gif

embarassedlaugh.gif
YouAgain
QUOTE(felltohell @ Jul 5 2008, 10:14 PM) *
i fantasize about mongolian horsewomen icon_redface.gif

i can show you how to do it.But you are too fat Talktohand.gif
felltohell
b!tch! tongue.gif
bayot!!
YouAgain
QUOTE(felltohell @ Jul 6 2008, 06:58 AM) *
b!tch! tongue.gif
bayot!!

You will beg me to do it further embarassedlaugh.gif
SeriousAddict
QUOTE(GokTuul @ Jul 5 2008, 10:09 PM) *
I dont think he is a freak of nature biggthumpup.gif Im 6 ft and most of the younger Mongols I've met in outside of Mgl have been 5 10 or taller than me, so Unholy is just Mongolian beerchug.gif



Ahh alright. Just call him a freak anyway. laugh.gif
YouAgain
I,m 1m76 cm
SeriousAddict
QUOTE(YouAgain @ Jul 6 2008, 07:16 AM) *
I,m 1m76 cm


I am 170. So yea. I still kick all your asses!
YouAgain
Next Generation are much taller than the old ones beerchug.gif
Mid-Night_Sun
lol im the same height as you again. how nice. except im short in my family, including my dad.
YouAgain
Is it your father's name YAO MING ?
tujue
QUOTE(Unholymarch @ Jul 2 2008, 08:57 AM) *
Bah tired of this, if a non-asian is short - he MUST be asian. If an asian is tall - he MUST be non-asian! icon_rolleyes.gif

My slavic relatives are only up to my chest level, BAH! Retardation of you idiots is shocking


I don't mean small u f@g I mean have u been to scandinvia where all the dudes are plus 1.85 and stuff thats not mongolia embarassedlaugh.gif

and I don't mean small as 1.50 japanese and chinese small
Unholymarch
Pffft! 2 of my cousins bloody LIVE there! lol
tujue
that doesn't prove anything sure.gif
Unholymarch
Dutch are rather tall, 2 cousins live in Sweden, never saw Sweds as tall. Go figure shrug.gif

Anglos came from Germanic (also mixed with Nordic) stock, so how come most are around 5'9 here?
tujue
yeah damn Dutch all my Dutch friends are almost a head bigger than me embarassedlaugh.gif bastards
Unholymarch
Heh from what I've heard they used to be rather short until they added into their diet something or rather a while back.

Maoris/Islanders have the opposite - they have broadness by eating pure Taro! Scientifically proven to add muscle growth heh. Gonna feed my kids with dairy like all Mongols BUT add TARO in the future embarassedlaugh.gif
Burundai
I think not many people can ride a horse, haha, horse is more dangerous than car or bicycle, because it is controlled at most 70 percent, but you control the car at 99 percent. haha, be watchful, even if a horse is cute, nice, friendly etc, it is a beast,
Mid-Night_Sun
QUOTE(YouAgain @ Jul 7 2008, 09:04 AM) *
Is it your father's name YAO MING ?


lol gay. im CBC. asians born overseas are much bigger. both my cousins are over 6'2. its retarded cuz im a bit older. my mom is short lol, theirs is 5'8 herself.

aside from that, i personally know 6 other southern chinese who are over 6ft. dont get it twisted, overseas asians are not small icon_smile.gif we will beat your @$$ too if you talk shyt about us.
blahmeh69
How are overseas chinese any different than ones actually living in china? I don't think living abroad changes their DNA. rofl.
Mid-Night_Sun
different food/nutrition can do wonders. its not just Chinese, all overseas born asians are much taller than the avgs ive seen they take for countries.
blahmeh69
I doubt that will change height between 1st, 2nd or even 3rd generations of any ethnicity.
Mid-Night_Sun
stranger things have happened lol. i have no reason to lie, avg overseas asians is 5'9. but ya, its not unusual for kids to tower over their parents.
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