Whenever I get bored online, I go to craigslist and see if there are any free stuff I can get that's close to where I live, then check out the single ads just for kicks. Post ones you find are the most pathetic.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/m4w/741350118.html
pathetic guy.
Full Version: Most pathetic post on cragslist
QUOTE(AgentBach @ Jul 5 2008, 03:05 PM) [snapback]3793181[/snapback]
Whenever I get bored online, I go to craigslist and see if there are any free stuff I can get that's close to where I live, then check out the single ads just for kicks. Post ones you find are the most pathetic.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/m4w/741350118.html
pathetic guy.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/m4w/741350118.html
pathetic guy.
LOL. I agree! What a loser.
It's not his "race" that's the problem.
Look at him.
^"If all fails, blame something"
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html 
to the guy doing my wife
Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CST
To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.
1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my #*#, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.
10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.
to the guy doing my wife
Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CST
To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.
1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my #*#, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.
10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.
LMAO.
QUOTE(babyshanker @ Jul 5 2008, 03:01 PM) [snapback]3793253[/snapback]
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html
to the guy doing my wife
Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CST
To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.
1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my #*#, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.
10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.
to the guy doing my wife
Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CST
To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.
1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my #*#, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.
10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.
XD thats a hell of an ugly wife
QUOTE(babyshanker @ Jul 5 2008, 03:01 PM) [snapback]3793253[/snapback]
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html
to the guy doing my wife
Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CST
To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.
1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my #*#, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.
10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.
to the guy doing my wife
Date: 2008-02-21, 1:43PM CST
To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.
1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.
2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.
4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?
5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.
7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my #*#, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.
10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks This was not writen by anyone named Jack S.
LMAO.
Why would you NOT be angry at someone else doing your wife?
QUOTE(AgentBach @ Jul 5 2008, 12:05 PM) [snapback]3793181[/snapback]
Whenever I get bored online, I go to craigslist and see if there are any free stuff I can get that's close to where I live, then check out the single ads just for kicks. Post ones you find are the most pathetic.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/m4w/741350118.html
pathetic guy.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/m4w/741350118.html
pathetic guy.
that must be DR.
QUOTE(Najjiah @ Jul 5 2008, 08:11 PM) [snapback]3793592[/snapback]
that must be DR.
Can't be because DR lives in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
This guy on the craiglist ad lives in NYC, USA.
QUOTE(iMumble @ Jul 5 2008, 06:46 PM) [snapback]3793483[/snapback]
LMAO.
Why would you NOT be angry at someone else doing your wife?
Why would you NOT be angry at someone else doing your wife?
well if you actually read, she's not worth it
QUOTE(iMumble @ Jul 5 2008, 06:14 PM) [snapback]3793597[/snapback]
Can't be because DR lives in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
This guy on the craiglist ad lives in NYC, USA.
This guy on the craiglist ad lives in NYC, USA.
nyc? oh. its korean hakseng hoosier eyelid surgery guy then.
QUOTE(Najjiah @ Jul 5 2008, 08:18 PM) [snapback]3793607[/snapback]
nyc? oh. its korean hakseng hoosier eyelid surgery guy then.
He lives in Indiana.
Is it because we're not cool? Maybe you don't see us on MTV or staring back at you from the magazine covers.
maybe if he learns how to dance like jabbawockeez then i MAY give him a chance.
pathetic loser.
maybe if he learns how to dance like jabbawockeez then i MAY give him a chance.
pathetic loser.
today i saw a skinny black guy with a huge white woman
black guy was probably 130-140
white woman probably 280+
black guy was probably 130-140
white woman probably 280+
QUOTE(felltohell @ Jul 5 2008, 09:56 PM) [snapback]3793658[/snapback]
omg i regret clicking that
haha
sorry bwt that
sorry bwt that
QUOTE(Onlygodknows @ Jul 5 2008, 11:45 PM) [snapback]3793736[/snapback]
omg i regret clicking that
Not as much as I regret clicking that. =(
QUOTE(Tabs @ Jul 5 2008, 11:03 PM) [snapback]3793927[/snapback]
Not as much as I regret clicking that. =(
not as much as I regret clicking that =(
QUOTE(felltohell @ Jul 5 2008, 08:56 PM) [snapback]3793658[/snapback]
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
,no matter how i try,a d!ck is a scary thing when u look at it from a "diffrent" point of view
http://seoul.craigslist.co.kr/w4m/730135462.html
who the hell goes to Korea to look for a white guy? Good luck honey.
No white men are going to Asia to hook up with a black chick.
who the hell goes to Korea to look for a white guy? Good luck honey.
No white men are going to Asia to hook up with a black chick.
QUOTE(AgentBach @ Jul 6 2008, 03:34 PM) [snapback]3795172[/snapback]
http://seoul.craigslist.co.kr/w4m/730135462.html
who the hell goes to Korea to look for a white guy? Good luck honey.
No white men are going to Asia to hook up with a black chick.
who the hell goes to Korea to look for a white guy? Good luck honey.
No white men are going to Asia to hook up with a black chick.
That fat chick is looking for SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE?
Bitch, please.
haha that's so random
2-3 in penis and he says 8 1/2
2-3 in penis and he says 8 1/2
i think this one might just beat them all.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cas/741280535.html
i didn't even find this one myself...someone linked me from msn today. convenient concidence so im not taking the credit.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cas/741280535.html
i didn't even find this one myself...someone linked me from msn today. convenient concidence so im not taking the credit.
QUOTE(Infatuation @ Jul 7 2008, 03:37 AM) [snapback]3796631[/snapback]
i think this one might just beat them all.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cas/741280535.html
i didn't even find this one myself...someone linked me from msn today. convenient concidence so im not taking the credit.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/cas/741280535.html
i didn't even find this one myself...someone linked me from msn today. convenient concidence so im not taking the credit.
kinda turned me on
http://columbus.craigslist.org/ers/746346164.html
I figured out that a lot of whores are old fat women.
I figured out that a lot of whores are old fat women.
^god. that's not thick, that's round.
guys'll love you =P.
QUOTE(AgentBach @ Jul 7 2008, 08:35 AM) [snapback]3797176[/snapback]
kinda turned me on
guys'll love you =P.
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