This thread is where we all get together and fantasize we are mongolian or nomadic horseman going out to fight the pathetic sedentary peoples!

Come on UnholyMarch, i found this thread and you are the first horseman i recruit into my army!
http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=159652


OOOOOOh hear me heaven and earth i shall conquer a vast empire and kill many pathetic sedentary peoples! OooOOooOh Tengeri i offer this cup of Arak to thee and drink it on your behalf!

Now lets get riding!!!!

Sad.

If sadness is what you feel then get on your horse and join my army! We shall conquer a vast empire from one end of the earth to the other!

Nothing can describe the exhilaration and joy of the lightning attack! The nomadic BLitzkrieg shall fill your heart with joy!

If you are sad then i prescribe to u a bit of conquest.

Come let us ride!!!!

Nomadic......blitzkrieg? This calls for....


DAS JUDEN BAKEN!

YES! YES MY NOMADIC BROTHER!

KILL THE JUDEN! KILL KILL KILL!!!!

Not that i am against them just they are sedentary fuks!

C'Mon first we have to get to Israel! That means we need to fight through the A rags!

Und zyklon-b und das teknodanzen.

YES MY MONGOL BROTHER YES! WE WILL GO TECHNO DANCING WHEN WE HAVE A VICOTORY! I see no reason against it.

Und das nigga burnen.

Let me be General Zhi Zhong, regent of Yenking and Chin Big Guy. You never gonna get me, Tsubodai!

YES YES!!! WE WILL ALSO BURN THE NIGGAS! Not that i have anything personal against them its only because they are Sedentary Fuks!

YES PREPARE THE BONFIRE MY BROTHER!

WOOOOSHK!!! WOOOOSHK!!!!

Subotai is unholymarch mang. I am....your father!

Come, join me, join the dark side of the force.

But Lian's catapults couldn't breach the walls of the city, for the bolts from the Yenking towers smashed them all to smithereens, and the grain and salted meat stores will last us at least three years before we have to start eating cats and dogs and praying for rain, and your guys are already starting to kill each other over horses and women, mainly thanks to Temuge's surrogate dictatorship on the plains, so as much as you know you want to come and get youself some more sweet Chin punani, your clock is ticking faster everyday.

How you gonna get inside?

SeanMoran can be das SA Rapenfuhrer.

Regent Emporer Zhi Zhong, ruler of Yenking and the Chin, your enemy!

Yea ^^^^^^ What he said.




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HA THERE I SHOT YOU SEAN!!! I GOT YOU!!!! HAHA YOU GOT SHOT BY ME!!!!

You can't shoot me because you can't break down the walls of the city, but you live in a tent down in the valley and I have a mate who does a little wetwork on weekends, and guess what:

CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN.

The assassin could hear breathing as he entered another ger. The darkness was absolute, but he shut his eyes and concentrated on the sounds. There were five sleepers in that small space, all unaware of the man standing over them. Four breathed shallowly and he grimaced to himself. Children. The other sleeper was probably their mother, though he could not be certain without the light. A single spark from a flint and steel would be enough, but it was a risk. If they awoke, he would not be able to kill them all before they cried out. He made the decision swiftly.

One quick strike brought a flash of light in the ger, enough to show five sleeping bodies. None of them was large enough to be a grown man. Where was the khan?

The assassin turned to leave, aware of time running out. It could not be much longer before the dead guards were discovered. When they were found, the peaceful night would be shattered.

(The real azsaszin's one of my guys too, so you better run while you still can. )

We have to deal with the niggaz first.

Where am I again? I can't quite see myself.

Just rest assured that there are none of those kind of people around here, for we send them off to Mongolia in our prisoner-exchange transactions, and keep your focus on us, the mighty Chin!

Your Enemy,

Zhi Zhong.

Funny

Ghay eh?