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cloudyski

YES! you sir (sorry no ma'ms)
can submit your application here for a once in a life time offer. to be
cloudyski's slave! whip.gif

Post:
1. Measurements - not those, i'm pure
2. Complete medical & dental records
3. Latest results from physical exam
4. IQ test
5. Grades from K-12
6. Diplomas from college, gradschool and med school or law school, exceptions will be made for self made enterpreneurs
7. Most Recent W2 forms
8. Family medical history
9. DNA sample for testing
10. photo with picture ID authentication


More obedience tests to follow....



theRawkus
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Jul 22 2008, 04:27 PM) [snapback]3825071[/snapback]
YES! you sir (sorry no ma'ms)
can submit your application here for a once in a life time offer. to be
cloudyski's slave! whip.gif

Post:
1. Measurements - not those, i'm pure
2. Complete medical & dental records
3. Latest results from physical exam
4. IQ test
5. Grades from K-12
6. Diplomas from college, gradschool and med school or law school, exceptions will be made for self made enterpreneurs
7. Most Recent W2 forms
8. Family medical history
9. DNA sample for testing
10. photo with picture ID authentication
More obedience tests to follow....

I was about to submit my application until I saw the obedience test.
SkylineC83
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Jul 22 2008, 06:27 PM) [snapback]3825071[/snapback]
YES! you sir (sorry no ma'ms)
can submit your application here for a once in a life time offer. to be
cloudyski's slave! whip.gif

Post:
1. Measurements - not those, i'm pure
2. Complete medical & dental records
3. Latest results from physical exam
4. IQ test
5. Grades from K-12
6. Diplomas from college, gradschool and med school or law school, exceptions will be made for self made enterpreneurs
7. Most Recent W2 forms
8. Family medical history
9. DNA sample for testing
10. photo with picture ID authentication
More obedience tests to follow....



But what about those of us who didn't make it past high school?? neartears.gif Do you take GED certifications?
cloudyski
^ are you saying my standards need to be lowered?????? Talktohand.gif

let me consult my biological clock, to see what settting it is on....
mm. just give me a few more hours...




QUOTE(theRawkus @ Jul 23 2008, 12:47 AM) [snapback]3825756[/snapback]
I was about to submit my application until I saw the obedience test.


neartears.gif another good man lost

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO FIND SOMEONE TO SHARE MY LOVE WITH

SkylineC83
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Jul 27 2008, 09:20 AM) [snapback]3834305[/snapback]
^ are you saying my standards need to be lowered?????? Talktohand.gif

let me consult my biological clock, to see what settting it is on....
mm. just give me a few more hours...
neartears.gif another good man lost


I was actually just starting to lowball your standards. In addition to the education thing, how do you feel about a lineage with a height of < 5'? naughty.gif
we5leyz
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Jul 23 2008, 02:27 AM) [snapback]3825071[/snapback]
YES! you sir (sorry no ma'ms)
can submit your application here for a once in a life time offer. to be
cloudyski's slave! whip.gif

Post:
1. Measurements - 5'6 42" 30" 6" and 9.5
2. Complete medical & dental records - I've had multiple HEP A, B, PPD, INFLUENZA, MENINGO, ANTHRAX, POLIO, MGC, MMR shots. All negative
3. Latest results from physical exam - Healthy
4. IQ test - 140+
5. Grades from K-12 - From K to 5 A's and B's. From 6-8 C's. From 9-present. GED and lots of Army training.
6. Diplomas from college, gradschool and med school or law school, exceptions will be made for self made enterpreneurs. GED, trained in handguns, rifles, anti-armor, canon, knife, wheeled & tracked vehicles, explosives and many more.
7. Most Recent W2 forms:
1 Wages, tips, other compensation
28385.42
2 Federal income tax withheld
4492.81
3 Social security wages
15505.42
4 Social security tax withheld
961.34
5 Medicare wages and tips
15505.42
6 Medicare tax withheld
224.83
16 State wages, tips, etc
28385.42
17 State income tax
1234.78
8. Family medical history - None
9. DNA sample for testing
10. photo with picture ID authentication

More obedience tests to follow....
SkylineC83
whoa....

you win, you can be her slave bowdown.gif
cloudyski
QUOTE(SkylineC83 @ Jul 27 2008, 10:36 AM) [snapback]3834320[/snapback]
I was actually just starting to lowball your standards. In addition to the education thing, how do you feel about a lineage with a height of < 5'? naughty.gif



depends are we talking....



short OR....




?

naughty.gif

2nd2none
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BrooklynCarter
hahahaha what sort of slave?
SkylineC83
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Jul 27 2008, 05:37 PM) [snapback]3834860[/snapback]
depends are we talking....



short OR....


?

naughty.gif


Oh we're talking this baby!
ham_let
1. 181 cm
2. no STDs and I'm allegic to penicillin that's all you need to know., oh and i got mah shots.
3. penis functional
4. OkCupid said: 145 Social, 141 Spatial, 112 Math, 107 Verbal
5. My top 6 4U/4M going into uni was 94.5% i think. In HS I got 2 B's. icon_sad.gif
6. Uhh. HS only.
7. don't have that in canada.
8. diabetes, high blood pressue, lots of heart conditions, myopia on mom's side, hyperopia on dad's side...
9. no.
10. no.
vietxgod
dude a guy who went to the army cant have an iq of 140..... if it is 140 it must be those internet iq test to boost their stupid grunt ego. hahahah
PissOnMePlease
QUOTE(vietxgod @ Sep 11 2008, 07:06 AM) [snapback]3917155[/snapback]
dude a guy who went to the army cant have an iq of 140..... if it is 140 it must be those internet iq test to boost their stupid grunt ego. hahahah

WOW you can not possible be as dumb as you sound. THERE IS NO WAY POSSIBLE. you have to be pretending. Having a HIGH IQ has nothing to do with being in the Army. your mother must have had chlamydiah when she was birthing you.
gawd you should deffinately put in your application to be a slave, because you are obviously slave to media and tabloids.
Jasel
I want to be your slave. For my qualifications though we have to do a face to face (or mouth to mouth) interview love2.gif icon_redface.gif
VietSk8rGUI
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Jul 22 2008, 06:27 PM) [snapback]3825071[/snapback]
YES! you sir (sorry no ma'ms)
can submit your application here for a once in a life time offer. to be
cloudyski's slave! whip.gif

so will they also be my slave since you are my slave? whip.gif
vietxgod
QUOTE(PissOnMePlease @ Sep 15 2008, 09:32 AM) [snapback]3923493[/snapback]
WOW you can not possible be as dumb as you sound. THERE IS NO WAY POSSIBLE. you have to be pretending. Having a HIGH IQ has nothing to do with being in the Army. your mother must have had chlamydiah when she was birthing you.
gawd you should deffinately put in your application to be a slave, because you are obviously slave to media and tabloids.


seriously u jus dont know how stupid grunts are. case close......
they are so cheap.... to produce it is not even funny. if i was the gov i would wage war everyday jus to kill off the low lvl mellee sucker to save some money.. ever played starcraft son? if so have u ever send in the marine into a base jus to scout n die ? how about putting marine in front of a tank to protect the more valuable unit.....hahahaha

as for giving my application for this cloudsky character lol. vietxgod doesnt provide app to little girl who who doesnt meet the min req they are
*have a B.s degree and beat me IN CHESS at least 1 game out of 10

sorry but my standard are very high because i'm vietxgod

fixes hair.
2nd2none
QUOTE(vietxgod @ Sep 19 2008, 12:54 AM) [snapback]3927987[/snapback]
seriously u jus dont know how stupid grunts are. case close......
they are so cheap.... to produce it is not even funny. if i was the gov i would wage war everyday jus to kill off the low lvl mellee sucker to save some money.. ever played starcraft son? if so have u ever send in the marine into a base jus to scout n die ? how about putting marine in front of a tank to protect the more valuable unit.....hahahaha


as for giving my application for this cloudsky character lol. vietxgod doesnt provide app to little girl who who doesnt meet the min req they are
*have a B.s degree and beat me IN CHESS at least 1 game out of 10

sorry but my standard are very high because i'm vietxgod

fixes hair.


That's probably have gotta be the most ignorant thing I've ever seen.... Those "idiots" in the service are your future leaders......
vietxgod
QUOTE(2nd2none @ Sep 19 2008, 12:47 AM) [snapback]3928786[/snapback]
That's probably have gotta be the most ignorant thing I've ever seen.... Those "idiots" in the service are your future leaders......


i'm sorry to dissapoint u but i dont engage in online arguement with those who are intellectually inept. YOU may go cheers for ur fellow grunt if u wish who are jus pawns for the rich.. of course in order for u to understand the concept of a pawn u must know something about chess which is a game for noble lords

lov
~vg
fixes hair
Suijen
QUOTE(vietxgod @ Sep 27 2008, 11:24 PM) [snapback]3940712[/snapback]
i'm sorry to dissapoint u but i dont engage in online arguement with those who are intellectually inept. YOU may go cheers for ur fellow grunt if u wish who are jus pawns for the rich.. of course in order for u to understand the concept of a pawn u must know something about chess which is a game for noble lords

lov
~vg
fixes hair


I didn't realize that you were a general.
cloudyski
-suijen!!! love2.gif

are you here to apply *cough* if so, ALL APPLICATIONS CLOSED....

or just to patrol

love.gif
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