QUOTE(KhmerLove @ Aug 6 2008, 08:06 AM) [snapback]3852803[/snapback]
I have another one:
One day a boy said to his Dad:
I want to get married.
Dad: Oh, so do you have someone special in yr mind?
Boy: Yah, Grandma.
Dad: What? There is a problem now. You want to marry my mother?
Boy: Why not? You married my mother too.
Haha... I laughed.
Its a tenth wedding anniversary. The wife were greeting all her guests, so she was so busy to pick up a bottle of wisky in the warehouse. She managed to call her 8-year-old daughter to help her. She reached the warehouse, found the bottle of Whisky and heard something in the most inner part of the room. She gave a glimsp and saw her father was having an affair with the maid. She returned and told her mother everything. The wife was so angry that she would want to "revenge" her husband in public. She told his daughter to get ready and to tell the public what she saw when her mother told her to.
And then here comes to event. After the husband and wife cut their "10th anniversary" cake, the wife announces "Now, for something REALLY special."
She called her daughter and gave her the signal to speak.
The daughter was very nervous that the public laid thousand of eyes on her... she trembles, but finally speaks
"I went to the warehouse to pick up the bottle of Whisky, to find my dad were having an affair with auntie maid JUST LIKE what mother did with the uncle gardener."
That concludes the party.