This came up when I just googled Indian girl......Haha, the topics are hilarious....


http://www.badindiangirl.com/


If you have a boyfriend, are not married at 25, have not mastered the art of making your own plain yogurt, have nosy relatives constantly inquiring about your life then THIS IS THE WEBSITE FOR YOU!

Here you will feel at home as there are many unfortunate, wild, and Americanized Indian girls just like YOU. You will find tips on how to reply to nosy-gossip-hungry aunties, post your frustrations about you being compared to well behaved Indian Girls and come to terms with your wild antics.

If you are a Good Indian Girl, get the hell off this site and brush up on your Bollywood
Or go find a good Indian Boy to Marry



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The Pervert Uncle: Every Indian Girl's worst nightmare.

The Pervert Uncle is despised by every Indian girl on this planet. He is the uncle who gets drunk from countless tumblers of Chivas Regal & Soda, directs weird comments to you as he slurs and thinks he's Hritek Roshan on the dance floor. Much like his wife the Nosy Auntie, the Pervert Uncle is also highly inquisitive about your life. He can usually be found by the bar trying to make small talk with you while staring down your chest.




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Have Your Parent's Posted Your Profile on a Matrimonial Site? Here are the signs

1. Your home is suddenly in fluxed with telephone calls from strange men with thick accents inquiring about "The tall, fair, virgin, girl"

2. Your mailbox is clogged daily with an array of bulky letters (and some with the funky blue and white envelopes coming from India)

3. Your parent's try to intercept every phone call that comes in

4. You start receiving lectures on maintaining a fairer complexion, learning Indian Cooking and visiting the local temple

5. Your parents assign you an alias so that you have no idea they are talking about your matrimonial inquiries

6. You find a fat stack of bio-data's under your parents bed

7. Your mom books a flight to India claiming to visit relatives when she's really going to hit up the bazaars for your wedding lengha

8. Your mom tries to bequeath her precious sari to you

9. All the aunties at an Indian party are staring at you with adoration

10. You find a scanned, digitally skin-lightened photo of yourself in Indian clothes (from your cousin's wedding) that was used to post on the site


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Are you a Bad Indian Girl? If you are any one of these listed below, then you are a BAD INDIAN GIRL. If you are all of these, we would like to hear from you and give you the award of the Bad-est Indian girl in the whole community!

1. You have a boyfriend or husband that is not Indian

2. You enjoy pre-marital sex and have lots of it!!!

3. If you are married, you haven't had kids within the first 2 years of marriage

4. You majored in African American Studies, Sex Education, Art History or Women Studies

5. You show up at Indian Events wearing non-traditional Indian outfits

6. You continually debate your nosy relatives about the proper time to marry, have kids and how times have changed back when they were young

7. The only Indian Actor you have heard of is Rishi Kapoor and Amitabh Bachan

8. You do not subscribe to ZTV

9. You are constantly compared to other Good Indian Girls of the community

10. You're a Lesbian




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Responses to the nosy auntie's rude comments

NOSY AUNTIE: "Oh Beta, looks like you've lost wieght"
YOU: "Thanks Auntie and it looks like it found you!"

NOSY AUNTIE: "So vhen are you planning on getting married?"
YOU: "Well Auntie, currently, I'm enjoying an active sex life with multiple partners. Perhaps when I am ready to submit to boring intercourse and sagging titties, I’ll bring a husband in"

NOSY AUNTIE: "Beta, you've gain veight"
YOU: "Thanks Auntie! Now we can share clothes!"

NOSY AUNTIE: "Beta, how is married life?"
YOU: Well Auntie, I tell ya, it's tough trying to juggle between my husband and my big African American boyfriend Tyrone but I'm managing"

NOSY AUNTIE: "Beta did you know Raju (my son) just graduated from Medical College?"
YOU: "Oh that's swell Auntie. It was pretty apparent that Raju was headed towards a life of total isolation, body odor, spelling bees and complete dork-dom at the age of 10"

NOSY AUNTIE: "Oh Beta, vhy don't you ever come over?"
YOU: "And subject myself to your tacky pastel furniture, perverted husband, oily food, and fake conversation? No thanks, I rather drink acid instead"
NOSY AUNTIE: "Beta, I heard you got a job. How much money do you make? YOU: "Well Auntie Ji it's enough to pay off my frequent trips to Vegas, clubbing and support my after work bar binges"

NOSY AUNTIE: "Beta, did you know that Payal had another baby? Vhen are you going to have kids?"

You: "Oh that's great Auntie! It seems Payal's "Jr. Auntie In Training" courses she took at age 12 at the local temple really paid off! As for me Auntie, I'm sure one of these days my drunken nights of booze & partying will pay off with the conception of a little one"

lmao

This one is funny

http://www.badindiangirl.com/Payal.html

I just read that one..but the Raju one is better.....



http://www.badindiangirl.com/Raju.html



Who is Raju?

"hello beautiful. Check out my biodata"



Raju is a sweet boy whose sister is Payal, father is The Perverted Uncle and mother, the Nosy Auntie. When Raju was a boy, he was a non-athletic shy child who you were forced to play with. Raju placed 1st in every spelling bee and never had a science project that did not get rave reviews from NASA. Both sets of parents one day dreamed that you and Raju would share nuptials when you reached your marital age of 23.

Raju is an unattractive double or triple major in either Engineering, Mathematics or Medicine and graduated Magna Cum Laude from an Ivy League School. Raju had a secret crush on you growing up, but never understood why he would get a weird feeling in his groin.

Raju is the perfect Indian boy. He is your mother's dream son-in-law.

To you, he is a smelly nightmare.
For every Bad-Indian-Girl, there are at least 5 Raju's waiting to get their virginal hands on you.

Ex, just go ahead and finish your journey towards complete depravity and marry a Black guy, have a couple of his kids, have him walk out on you, and collect welfare and watch talk shows the rest of your life.

Very hilarious website. My stomach is aching from laughter. I never came across this website before. This is something new and of course funny. Thanks for posting @Express

No prob.....


I'm looking forward to this one..

"How to prevent yourself from having Auntie Butt and Sari Rolls"

Wow. Talk about a blast from the past. Good to see you're still around EY............

lol that sounds f*cked up ^^

bend it like beckham

You must be Raju lol

He will then become the perverted Indian uncle shaking it like Hrithik and hitting on my daughters

lol

Send me your bio data. I am looking for a woman to cook, clean and take care of my 15 teenage children. Are you interested?

Payal is interested. She even has those blue colored contacts that you go crazy for.

I am in love.