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ThePunisher
ok lets get down to buisness.im 20 years old virgin and studying computer engineering.i need a safisticated,romantic,cultural woman.she must share me my fairytale.i want her simple,honest,devoted,innocent,virgin,never had a bf before.
i dont party,drink alcohol,do drugs,smoke weed or anything so she must be like this.im athletic,so i need her to be in shape for jugging every morning.im soooo romantic to the point of stupidity sometimes.i like traveling alot,although i didnt travel for the past 13 years.i need her to be flixible and willing to learn some wierd sex tactics embarassedlaugh.gif

no wonder i have never had a real gf icon_rolleyes.gif .seriously i began to worry,is this normal?did i miss my chances?i dont even have any crush whatsoever.guys my age hear have some crushes,marriage plans...etc right now i feel i dont like the girls here,kind of stupid and shallow.
Tabs
There aren't any cuties there in Gaza you've been eying? Or there are, you're just keeping your options open?
Kiss_the_Girls
Good things come to those who wait, unfortunately some have to wait for 50 years.
ham_let
lol that's not fair that guys get to run around having sex while women have to wait so that their sheets have blood on them on ther wedding day.

stay a virgin till marriage icon_redface.gif
SeanMoran
QUOTE(ThePunisher @ Aug 21 2008, 01:38 PM) [snapback]3884318[/snapback]
ok lets get down to buisness.im 20 years old virgin and studying computer engineering.i need a safisticated,romantic,cultural woman.she must share me my fairytale.i want her simple,honest,devoted,innocent,virgin,never had a bf before.
i dont party,drink alcohol,do drugs,smoke weed or anything so she must be like this.im athletic,so i need her to be in shape for jugging every morning.im soooo romantic to the point of stupidity sometimes.i like traveling alot,although i didnt travel for the past 13 years.i need her to be flixible and willing to learn some wierd sex tactics embarassedlaugh.gif

no wonder i have never had a real gf icon_rolleyes.gif .seriously i began to worry,is this normal?did i miss my chances?i dont even have any crush whatsoever.guys my age hear have some crushes,marriage plans...etc right now i feel i dont like the girls here,kind of stupid and shallow.

Apart from the drinking and weed and ciggies and parties and that catholic guilt trip thing with the jealous ex-bt connotations, you've just described my ideal woman, and what really twists the knife in my guts is I'm twice as old as you. lol3.gif

Good luck mate! beerchug.gif

<let me know which planet of the Solar System you end up on. embarassedlaugh.gif>



Rickdaddy
post pictures.
Najjiah
QUOTE(ThePunisher @ Aug 21 2008, 05:38 AM) [snapback]3884318[/snapback]
ok lets get down to buisness.im 20 years old virgin and studying computer engineering.i need a safisticated,romantic,cultural woman.she must share me my fairytale.i want her simple,honest,devoted,innocent,virgin,never had a bf before.
i dont party,drink alcohol,do drugs,smoke weed or anything so she must be like this.im athletic,so i need her to be in shape for jugging every morning.im soooo romantic to the point of stupidity sometimes.i like traveling alot,although i didnt travel for the past 13 years.i need her to be flixible and willing to learn some wierd sex tactics embarassedlaugh.gif

no wonder i have never had a real gf icon_rolleyes.gif .seriously i began to worry,is this normal?did i miss my chances?i dont even have any crush whatsoever.guys my age hear have some crushes,marriage plans...etc right now i feel i dont like the girls here,kind of stupid and shallow.

theres still time. ur only 20. besides... being in a relationship aint all that. trust me. its more headache that you'll be glad to be single once your in one.
AzNboii
just get rich fool. and youll b gettin more pussy then youll kno wat do wit. bein tied down to some hoe will only make you broke! so start drinkin, smokin bud, and goin to partys. cus you aint guna find nething on tha internet
me_me_me
^ dont listen to him icon_smile.gif


Good luck with everything icon_smile.gif I'm sure you can find the right girl somewhere (hoping not over the internet...like serously...)
AzNboii
ya me me mes rite. dont listen to me!!
BrooklynCarter
hahahahah those first few words cracked me up icon_wink.gif

20 year old virgin..? are you serious? >.<
me_me_me
QUOTE(AzNboii @ Aug 21 2008, 10:05 PM) [snapback]3885404[/snapback]
ya me me mes rite. dont listen to me!!


awwwww I hope you weren't offended tho, no hard feeling icon_smile.gif
ThePunisher
QUOTE(Tabs @ Aug 21 2008, 08:24 PM) [snapback]3885183[/snapback]
There aren't any cuties there in Gaza you've been eying? Or there are, you're just keeping your options open?

seriosuly,my image of the girls here is that they are divided into two catagories:
1) looking for a secure,wealthy,hypocrite marriage.
2) looking for a great fu-k and alot of abusing.

im not saying that they are not good girls,but reaaaaaaaaaaaly rare my friend.

QUOTE(Kiss_the_Girls @ Aug 21 2008, 08:30 PM) [snapback]3885194[/snapback]
Good things come to those who wait, unfortunately some have to wait for 50 years.

no worries,after i graduate,il wait for 6-7 years maximum,and if i didnt find anyone,ill forget teh whole idea and enjoy my life being single.

QUOTE(ham_let @ Aug 21 2008, 08:38 PM) [snapback]3885204[/snapback]
lol that's not fair that guys get to run around having sex while women have to wait so that their sheets have blood on them on ther wedding day.

stay a virgin till marriage icon_redface.gif

noooooo you got me wrong.the relationship im looking for is fo alife time.fu-k i forgot to say that.im seeking a relationship that will be the last and only one,end up with marriage ofcourse.and man you realy need to stop looking down on us,thats not fair.

QUOTE(SeanMoran @ Aug 21 2008, 08:59 PM) [snapback]3885240[/snapback]
Apart from the drinking and weed and ciggies and parties and that catholic guilt trip thing with the jealous ex-bt connotations, you've just described my ideal woman, and what really twists the knife in my guts is I'm twice as old as you. lol3.gif

Good luck mate! beerchug.gif

<let me know which planet of the Solar System you end up on. embarassedlaugh.gif>

lol,not to that point.ill probably end up in a diffrent galaxy.

QUOTE(Rickdaddy @ Aug 21 2008, 09:17 PM) [snapback]3885286[/snapback]
post pictures.

pictures of what? Rinni embarassedlaugh.gif

QUOTE(Najjiah @ Aug 21 2008, 09:30 PM) [snapback]3885304[/snapback]
theres still time. ur only 20. besides... being in a relationship aint all that. trust me. its more headache that you'll be glad to be single once your in one.

there are times i envy people in relationships,and other i envy myself on being single.i have to see,its alot of freedom.

QUOTE(AzNboii @ Aug 21 2008, 09:58 PM) [snapback]3885382[/snapback]
just get rich fool. and youll b gettin more pussy then youll kno wat do wit. bein tied down to some hoe will only make you broke! so start drinkin, smokin bud, and goin to partys. cus you aint guna find nething on tha internet

internet my @$$ homie,i was just expressing myself.

QUOTE(me_me_me @ Aug 21 2008, 10:04 PM) [snapback]3885400[/snapback]
^ dont listen to him icon_smile.gif
Good luck with everything icon_smile.gif I'm sure you can find the right girl somewhere (hoping not over the internet...like serously...)

man internet? ofcourse not.this was about asking some questions,and whining alittle embarassedlaugh.gif

QUOTE(BrooklynCarter @ Aug 21 2008, 10:34 PM) [snapback]3885457[/snapback]
hahahahah those first few words cracked me up icon_wink.gif

20 year old virgin..? are you serious? >.<

how old were you when u lost your virginity?
Pulps
LOL
Rinni
QUOTE(ThePunisher @ Aug 22 2008, 05:48 AM) [snapback]3886100[/snapback]
seriosuly,my image of the girls here is that they are divided into two catagories:
1) looking for a secure,wealthy,hypocrite marriage.
2) looking for a great fu-k and alot of abusing.

pictures of what? Rinni embarassedlaugh.gif

internet my @$$ homie,i was just expressing myself.
man internet? ofcourse not.this was about asking some questions,and whining alittle embarassedlaugh.gif


how old were you when u lost your virginity?


shrug.gif

I actually met my bf on the internet... icon_redface.gif

And she was like 12 when she lost her virginity so don't pay any attention to her....
ThePunisher
^ dam im sorry i didnt mean any offense

she was 12 XD she didnt drop out of school yet?
Rinni
QUOTE(ThePunisher @ Aug 22 2008, 02:47 PM) [snapback]3886595[/snapback]
^ dam im sorry i didnt mean any offense

she was 12 XD she didnt drop out of school yet?


Not offended biggrin.gif lol just wanted to make the point that the internet thing isn't always that bad.

As far as BrooklynCarter she probably didn't have to drop out of school.... instead she probably had VIP status at the nearest abortion clinic...
rachelanne12
QUOTE(ThePunisher @ Aug 21 2008, 08:38 AM) [snapback]3884318[/snapback]
ok lets get down to buisness.im 20 years old virgin and studying computer engineering.i need a safisticated,romantic,cultural woman.she must share me my fairytale.i want her simple,honest,devoted,innocent,virgin,never had a bf before.
i dont party,drink alcohol,do drugs,smoke weed or anything so she must be like this.im athletic,so i need her to be in shape for jugging every morning.im soooo romantic to the point of stupidity sometimes.i like traveling alot,although i didnt travel for the past 13 years.i need her to be flixible and willing to learn some wierd sex tactics embarassedlaugh.gif

no wonder i have never had a real gf icon_rolleyes.gif .seriously i began to worry,is this normal?did i miss my chances?i dont even have any crush whatsoever.guys my age hear have some crushes,marriage plans...etc right now i feel i dont like the girls here,kind of stupid and shallow.


you're fiiiiiine. your time will come.
Najjiah
finish school first. dont even think about love. seriously. its not worth it.
ThePunisher
@ Rinni:i wonder how much she used it???

@ rachelanne12 and Najjiah: daaam i know my time will come,but sometimes it just looks faaaar away.i know i have to finish school,but this is so dam hard.im at my 3rd year now,and yet i have 2 years to go.my fantasy takes me faaar away to the point i feel like dying.i want to experience such beautiful feelings,i want someone to share them with me.sex is good no argue about it,but its the least thing i think about in such stuff.believe me,you cant imagine how confusing it is,when you have such feelings and dont know where to go with them.
Lilaaa
QUOTE(me_me_me @ Aug 21 2008, 10:04 PM) [snapback]3885400[/snapback]
^ dont listen to him icon_smile.gif
Good luck with everything icon_smile.gif I'm sure you can find the right girl somewhere (hoping not over the internet...like serously...)


Ditto
Najjiah
QUOTE(ThePunisher @ Aug 27 2008, 05:22 AM) [snapback]3895390[/snapback]
@ Rinni:i wonder how much she used it???

@ rachelanne12 and Najjiah: daaam i know my time will come,but sometimes it just looks faaaar away.i know i have to finish school,but this is so dam hard.im at my 3rd year now,and yet i have 2 years to go.my fantasy takes me faaar away to the point i feel like dying.i want to experience such beautiful feelings,i want someone to share them with me.sex is good no argue about it,but its the least thing i think about in such stuff.believe me,you cant imagine how confusing it is,when you have such feelings and dont know where to go with them.

you will find it. dun worry. if its kismat it will happen. InshAllah, the girl you will get will be perfect for you in every way. imporant thing is school, namaaz, and health. your true love will come to you soon.
BirdFeed
no wonder you wanted to kill yourself, you're deprived of intimate social contact.
ThePunisher
QUOTE(Najjiah @ Aug 27 2008, 07:27 AM) [snapback]3895397[/snapback]
you will find it. dun worry. if its kismat it will happen. InshAllah, the girl you will get will be perfect for you in every way. imporant thing is school, namaaz, and health. your true love will come to you soon.

you are right,i habe this realy strong feeling about it,because i believe patients people get what they want evantualy and perfectly.you speak funny arabic

QUOTE(BirdFeed @ Aug 27 2008, 08:06 AM) [snapback]3895436[/snapback]
no wonder you wanted to kill yourself, you're deprived of intimate social contact.

naah,i just said it out of blues.if you count the time i say"i wanna die","shen di yaro","يا رب أموت" it will be just....
DutchEastIndiesMan
^LOL Poor you......

Well O can't do much but wish you all the Best......We're in the same problem anyway......well sort of...embarassedlaugh.gif
ThePunisher
QUOTE(DutchEastIndiesMan @ Aug 27 2008, 09:37 AM) [snapback]3895543[/snapback]
^LOL Poor you......

Well O can't do much but wish you all the Best......We're in the same problem anyway......well sort of...embarassedlaugh.gif


thnx man,come on share us some,realy man we can whine together
cloudyski
you are 20, you are male, you are fine

go out there and just start hitting on women. keep going until you get better at it

man, what i woudln't give to just be a man
starry
^ ditto
YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Dec 17 2008, 10:29 PM) [snapback]4051332[/snapback]
you are 20, you are male, you are fine

go out there and just start hitting on women. keep going until you get better at it

man, what i woudln't give to just be a man

Why would you want to be a man?
cloudyski
well its socially acceptable for a guy to go around knocking on doors til he gets some

for a girl, she's a whore or slut or too forward or easy or a cougar, etc we have to rely on more subtle tactics
YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Dec 17 2008, 10:54 PM) [snapback]4051381[/snapback]
well its socially acceptable for a guy to go around knocking on doors til he gets some

for a girl, she's a whore or slut or too forward or easy or a cougar, etc we have to rely on more subtle tactics

Really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHvf20Y6eoM
cloudyski
hippie music is hypnotic

dude if i were a dood i would get so much @$$

i'm not even kidding you, girls are easy. you just listen to them, spend time wth them. give them a few compliments and then they are like Ooh baby i love you forever,
YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Dec 18 2008, 01:20 PM) [snapback]4052047[/snapback]
hippie music is hypnotic

dude if i were a dood i would get so much @$$

i'm not even kidding you, girls are easy. you just listen to them, spend time wth them. give them a few compliments and then they are like Ooh baby i love you forever,

"hippie" music is teh happy music its like perfect for being stoned.

You know cloudski can i be your friend i do have ulterior motives but yeah lets be friends?
starry
^ ooh what are your ulterior motives? (nothing to do with $$$, I'm sure sure.gif )
YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(starry @ Dec 18 2008, 04:37 PM) [snapback]4052388[/snapback]
^ ooh what are your ulterior motives? (nothing to do with $$$, I'm sure sure.gif )

Your correct it has nothing to money im hurt you think im teh goldigger. The ulterior motives are to be friends so that she can hook me up with her hot friends. Im a good friend actually loyal, fierce and honorzz bound.


edit:
i can be your friend to.
starry
I don't want any friends.

Usually they just want something out of you - $$$, hookups, networking, etc etc

oh and sometimes they just want me to "pass on" their resume to certain people I know sure.gif
YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(starry @ Dec 18 2008, 04:46 PM) [snapback]4052403[/snapback]
I don't want any friends.

Usually they just want something out of you - $$$, hookups, networking, etc etc

oh and sometimes they just want me to "pass on" their resume to certain people I know sure.gif

So can i be your friend i can be like the friend you never had but always wanted?
Pink Cream
why dont you just join a muslim dating site
cloudyski
QUOTE(YourMuDoIsWeak @ Dec 18 2008, 03:43 PM) [snapback]4052396[/snapback]
Your correct it has nothing to money im hurt you think im teh goldigger. The ulterior motives are to be friends so that she can hook me up with her hot friends. Im a good friend actually loyal, fierce and honorzz bound.
edit:
i can be your friend to.


you have no idea how many guys have tried to use me like that

whip.gif

i see through u

YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Dec 19 2008, 11:05 AM) [snapback]4053176[/snapback]
you have no idea how many guys have tried to use me like that

whip.gif

i see through u

So does that mean we are friends now?
Its not using you its called mutual benefit.
who knows maybe we will fall madly in love?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iecEDzDoXc
cloudyski
they broke up didn't they?

she's with an NFL football player now

sure we'll be FRIENDS biggrin.gif

YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Dec 19 2008, 11:57 AM) [snapback]4053226[/snapback]
they broke up didn't they?

she's with an NFL football player now

sure we'll be FRIENDS biggrin.gif

yeahhhhhh
i feel so epic im friends with pretty lady!!!!!
cloudyski
here is your $20 bill Talktohand.gif

now when do the services exchange begin shifty.gif
YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Dec 19 2008, 02:01 PM) [snapback]4053343[/snapback]
here is your $20 bill Talktohand.gif

now when do the services exchange begin shifty.gif

whenever you want
cloudyski
hahah when did they add the pimp icons?????

YourMuDoIsWeak
they didnt its a smiley we use on icmag.com/ic i wouldnt go there if i were it might hurt your virgin eyes.
cloudyski
who said my eyes were virgin eek.gif
YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Dec 19 2008, 09:26 PM) [snapback]4053792[/snapback]
who said my eyes were virgin eek.gif

you dont seem like the type.
but if you are are friendship would be alot better lol.
cloudyski
hahah

actually where is the nun icon, i am a good girl

biggrin.gif

ive just been exposed to a lot after having come to this forum
YourMuDoIsWeak
QUOTE(cloudyski @ Dec 19 2008, 09:45 PM) [snapback]4053821[/snapback]
hahah

actually where is the nun icon, i am a good girl

biggrin.gif

ive just been exposed to a lot after having come to this forum

i like good girls will you marry me? win-win situation.
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