Truths, and booze too.

oh

Sam's Letters to Jennifer
over a pack of lights

"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."

omg that's so tragic...

although can't help but
hope this one's a joke

They weren't kidding when they said all-purpose cleaner. I just killed two annoying fu-king crickets with it.

Poor crickets.

Damn straight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1A7g824PU

It's ok, you can laugh.

oooh the satire

extreeeeemely tired...

Best, truest, movie quote, ever.

Craig McDermott: If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who fu-king cares?

Patrick Bateman: Well, let's just say hypotetically ok? What if they have a great personality?
[pause, all laugh]

Patrick Bateman: I know, I know.
[all in unison]

Patrick Bateman, Craig McDermott, David Van Patten: There are no girls with good personalities.

David Van Patten: A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fu-king mouth shut.

Craig McDermott: The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fu-k that means, are ugly chicks.

David Van Patten: Absolutely.

Craig McDermott: And this is because they have to make up for how fu-king unnattractive they are.

^@$$hole.

I didn't say it, a movie did. But it is indeed true.

^I like the movie, but those guys are characters. Of assholes. And thinking it's true is why you're an @$$hole...and probably have a small penis.

I don't see how my penis is apart of that debate. But show me one hot, well dressed woman that the characters would go for, that WOULD have a good personality. They would be the type to act like they're doing you a favor by talking to you. lol

what a bunch of fu-kers,i make some threads to make the forum more active and i end up beaten up and "cant get hold of myself"
ill leave you with your retarded threads about whites and asians
Kos emkom ya manayek!

Everything is about the penis to her.

^Don't be sad cause mine's bigger than yours.

@bs: Those guys are meant to be shown as superficial, misogynistic, materialistic, soulless assholes. Good for you, for seeing yourself in them.

I had a feeling you were a shemale.

Jealous, button-pee?

I don't even know what that means. Europeans and their metaphors.

pee = penis Penis of the button-size variety. It's not rocket science to decipher, but then your IQ's as small as your willy. Suck mah d!ck, ho-bag.

Pee = Penis? Never heard that. You wish i'd suck ur d!ck. tranny-ho.

Huh, what's that you said? So hard to understand with my d!ck all in your mouth.

craaaaaaaahp! I missed the show I stayed up all night to watch! GAH! >_<

F**K U Firefox!

and F**K U internet explorer!

Awww.

RIP Rupert. He was 6 inches tall and only weighed 500 grams.

Well yeah, I do like business suits, and there's some women whos heads I'd like to see on sticks. And I indeed do like flexing and pointing to the camera.

finaly getting back to college tomorrow, i needed this cuz i realy had alot of time and spent too much time here
i got my @$$ beaten here these couple days,so im out haters screw you

Bored.

*slaps*


^_^

Lurker

Naw, just ill and bored and tired.

cold?

Something like that and seriously pissed off with myself, I lost my car stereo fascia and nano. =(

Gutted.

I bought a new Nano and new snazzy car stereo yesterday but still.... what a bummer and I've got no one else to blame but my retarded self. I went for dinner at the Four Seasons on Sunday and had a like 120gbp meal per person and got the bill waived and was like congratulating myself on a weekend where i'd been out all weekend and spent a total of 3quid and then i found i'd lost the nano and stereo......




I think i must've watched the wrong last episode of Heroes Season 2, I'm so lost.

lol you're such a tit.

You got the bill waived or they did?

I can't believe people are still watching that crap.

They waived it because we're great. XD My uncle was manager in their restauran and the hotel closed this week for an 18month refurbishment, so we went with my cousin and a couple of her mates for a meal before it closed.

My temp gig at Monarch finished today toos so now I'm broke again. Bah.

Don't think you got what I was hinting at

Didn't you apply for anything else?

Women talk a good game, until they see a mouse.

Not yet, but I'll get on it. Kinda feel like my brain has been in shut down over the summer, lol, need to try and challenge my self but not sure with what.

i was actually singing"when i grow up - pcd"

hello ^_^ long time no see af

So much homework.

Hey!

Time and a half.

Lol. Some great Bill Maher quotes.

"I was raised Catholic...but was never molested. Quite frankly, I'm a little insulted."

"Men are only as loyal as their options."

^
Is this just a coincidence or was it inspired by my post?

Random, I didn't read your post until you said something. lol

Pfffft, I think some peeps are just moving threads stupidly for $hits and giggles.

this sucks, been working for over 20 hours straight and now i cant even fall asleep