Why, hello there sirs and madams of the mysterious Orient!

My name is Kieth Sweat from the West, i have sailed many a seas from cyberspace to reach your exotic shores!

Shall we trade in strange and sour spices or silks? I bring gifts of bracelets and chocolate bars from the Americas!

Dont be timid and shy now, let us get better acquainted with each others ways, there is much to learn!

Ni hao?

Not funny.

Why hello there geisha girl.

Please help me find my way around here, what is the custom to hail a rickshaw? We use automobiles back home, big shiny metal things i can show you one one day, will you be my guide?

Still not funny. Dude, get a new shtick, this one's sour.

Okay first off, this is located in the US, and most members are from there or speak english. And second, why did you come up with the name of the old R&B singer?

Hello Mr. Occidental !

My good sir! My reply to your first point is, how on earth did you find your way all the way to the America's? Did the bamboo raft hold together or did you use a big shipping linear made of metal and steel? THe oceans can be a harsh mistress! Your command of the english language is good! Congratulations i am sure yo uwill have no trouble selling your chinese trinkets to curious Americans!

TO answer your second point, i am flabergasted. What is an old R&B? Rythm and Blues? Oh i do not listen to negro music sir i am a respectable man of the established aristocracy! That jungle music is for monkeys! Tis a shame it is corrupting the minds of good white boys and girls, making them more prone to violoence and under age sex! Yes sir i curse the day Mr Jefferson......oh, excuse me ive forgotten myself. No, i do not listen to that rubbish you call R&B.

Kieth Sweat is my birth name.