So I just recently met with this japanese girl in internet, she is friend of my good friend, unfortunately her english is poor but she is fluent in german. I only have basic knowledge of japanese and german, so I introduce myself with mixed language (and with help of dictionary). Do you know what do and dont's when making friend with girl in general, and specifically, japanese girl?

Say you're circumcised

If you are not Asian, I say STAY AWAY CREEP.

If you are Asian, use common sense.

Simple, just say... watashi wa baka desu.

get out of here and go bake some Jews and listen to techno music like you German @$$ clowns love to do, take your Asiaphile Eurotrash @$$ out of here.

o genki desu ka?

Or

Was ist los??? Ich heisse (your name here), Ich möchte nach das kino mit sie gehen. Sie sind sehr schön. Möchte sie nach meine haus gehen?

Naw im just kidding man..

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Say "wah-ta-shi-wa Ni-hon-desu"

"Do you need a teleport?"

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Get off the damn internet and find one in real life!

that'll certainly put a smile on her face.

is her german really good or is she still learning.

if her german is really good, hit her with:


ich komm echt nicht klar, wenn ich mit dir rede, du bist einfach unglaublich, ich wuenschte wir koennten uns wirklich mal kennen lernen.


but don't go off saying that to her on the 2nd chat meeting, take your time, be comfortable, yourself (hopefully you're funny).


gambate!

let me correct that for you, if i may.

alles klar? (little smoother on girls than the: was ist los?)

ich möchte nach dem kino mit dir essen gehen, denn du bist wunder schön.