he (Second) Philippine Empire, also known as The Greater Filipino Empire (Tagalog: Ang Masdakilang Emperyo ng Pilipinas) consists of the entire Asian Continent, ruling from the deserts of the UAE to the islands of Indonesia. In Japan, it is known to the Japanese slaves as 大呂宋帝国, or Dai Rūzon Teikoku (English: The Great Luzon Empire) or just 呂宋 (Rūzon). The Chinese characters are 呂宋國, or Lǚsòng Guó. By the way, we got reasons why you must visit the Filipino Empire. Apparantly, we pillaged a shop in Spain and start to sell a bar called "Spaniards", which is produced by Krap Foods. TAKE THAT, BASTARDS!

We don't know how a group of idiots known as the Chinese arrived at the Philippines in the 1100s, but the so-called left-wing bastards who called themselves "experts" had got the key (and the bullies who called the Philippines $hit). (Note: "Tanga" is the Philippine word for "experts".) Not only until many people started calling the Philippines a "$hit-@$$" country did they started to hate everyone who said that (thank you, American bastards!). It ended in 2206 when people of the Philippines evacuated the country. (Note: "Evacuate" is the Philippine term for "$hit-@$$".)