21 yrs old, lonely dude looking for a nice cow about 4-5 feet tall, matured, must be vaccinated and free of diseases ( mad cow), can produce 2-3 gallon of milk daily. 2 or -3 calfs with you is OK . I will provide the grass and water for our dates. Please no joking calls, pictures are prefered.

I'd like you to meet my friend, Cordelia.

so you like heifers...