>A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

>Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

>Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

>Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

>An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

>You can't have everything....where would you put it?

>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

>If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

>If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

>Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ----Lord Byron

>Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

>An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

>If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

>When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

>You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

let me try some:

> Grass is always greener on the other side! Have you ever turn grass over and look?

thats all i got

I like that one!

what would your answers be?

here's mine: darkness can not be beaten , without darkness there is no light , the speed of darkness is always ahead because God create darkness first

i like the last one

Without darkness, there will be no tomorrow.

not bad