kakabonga
Sep 5 2009, 08:00 PM
The TV Tokyo program that introduced the foreigner learning traditional Japanese manliness from an ouendan also contained a brief segment on how Japanese men sit down at toilets to urinate instead of peeing from a standing position. In 1999, only 15% of Japanese men claimed they sit down to urinate. By 2007, almost half of the male population were answering that they sit down to pee!
http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=12406Seems like Japanese men sit down to pee because they don't want urine to splash on the floor.
I know a person who isn't japanese but suffer from Obsessive–compulsive disorder, who also like sit down to pee.
Mid-Night_Sun
Sep 5 2009, 08:03 PM
whats wrong with that...
orange peel
Sep 5 2009, 08:12 PM
fix a urinal in your bathroom -- problem solved.
Oyabun
Sep 5 2009, 09:59 PM
I don't...and I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat.
SoCal
Sep 5 2009, 10:06 PM
This is a good practice for civilized people. Of course, barbarians would not understand this.
Japanese men do this because they love their girlfriends or wives.
retaxis
Sep 6 2009, 12:03 AM
lol thats hilarious
SoCal
Sep 6 2009, 12:21 AM
For you barbarians who stand up when you pee, why don't you stand up when you zhit also.
chiuchimu
Sep 6 2009, 02:54 AM
QUOTE (retaxis @ Sep 6 2009, 01:03 AM)

lol thats hilarious
Will you still be laughing when this and more become the norm worldwide?
People used to walk theirs dogs and let them $hit and piss on other peoples lawns. Now people take plastic bags to clean up after their pets.
If you stand and piss, there will be small drippings and tiny splatter everywhere: on the flour, sink, wall and bathtub. Do you want to use that bathroom after some other guy pisses? Do you want to touch some other guys piss no matter how little? Did you know someone has to clean it up?
Suijen
Sep 6 2009, 03:45 AM
QUOTE (SoCal @ Sep 6 2009, 02:21 PM)

For you barbarians who stand up when you pee, why don't you stand up when you zhit also.
Never tried it?
mushrooms
Sep 6 2009, 08:44 AM
QUOTE (kakabonga @ Sep 5 2009, 06:00 PM)

Seems like Japanese men sit down to pee because they don't want urine to splash on the floor.
I know a person who isn't japanese but suffer from Obsessive–compulsive disorder, who also like sit down to pee.

Splash on the floor? That's easy to prevent unless they're aiming all over the place.
And I would have thought an OCD person would rather avoid sitting on any germ-ridden toilet seats.
hanbaobao
Sep 6 2009, 10:56 AM
What is so special about this? In many European countries it has become a norm for men to sit on the toilet to pee when visiting friends place.
Mid-Night_Sun
Sep 6 2009, 04:44 PM
personally, i think standing up to pee is dumb simply because at the end you just go shaking your d!ck around. like thats supposed to dry everything up and NOT splash piss all over yourself or the person next to you.
regardless of how much shaking i do, my common sense tells me id rather not get piss on my boxers. personal preference i guess?
kingofloss
Sep 6 2009, 05:03 PM
And I was berating my brother for "pissing like a b!tch" the other day...
So it's the norm now? My, how we've fallen.
The only time I sit down is when I'm hard. Otherwise, there's a reason why:
1) your penis is shaped like a hose
2) you have 2 hands with utmost dexterity
3) your aforementioned hands have the ability to hold and position your weewee such that you piss in the proper and 'cleanest' direction
4) as men, we are lucky to have a d!ck. It allows us to pee standing up, in other words avoiding making contact with the toilet seat, which is one of the dirtiest places anywhere. If I have a lesser chance of contracting some STD or some other infection, why the **** not?
So yeah. I love peeing standing up.
21JumpStreet
Sep 6 2009, 08:30 PM
Gay. chinese japanese and korean men even carry male purses. gay gay gay.
infiniteaccounts
Sep 6 2009, 08:30 PM
small penis length reduces accuracy of pee sprays.
untiedundone
Sep 6 2009, 09:38 PM
i know a guy who uses tissue too, cleans it up........ and in Europe they have water spray fountains to clean the backside up after u know what........... these bathroom things seem to be a trend but they must have always been practical
kakabonga
Sep 7 2009, 02:43 AM
chiuchimu
Sep 7 2009, 08:13 AM
QUOTE (kakabonga @ Sep 7 2009, 02:43 AM)

Your the OP that started this thread.
you spent all this time finding more crap about pissing?
what are you? some kind of pee obsessed freak?
kakabonga
Sep 7 2009, 06:32 PM
Eastern_Knight
Sep 10 2009, 09:42 PM
I guess I'm one of those barbarians who stands when I take a piss, btw I don't splash all over or anything like that, its called aiming, unless you have a microscopic d!ck, you shouldn't be spraying and spattering all over
splur
Sep 10 2009, 10:47 PM
how do you splash on the floor? the hell?
only time that happens is either in public restrooms (don't care) or extremely drunk (don't know to care).
KojTusMeHavnim
Sep 11 2009, 03:52 AM
QUOTE (21JumpStreet @ Sep 6 2009, 06:30 PM)

Gay. chinese japanese and korean men even carry male purses. gay gay gay.
Correction: MURSE!
I think American guys are starting to carry them too.. at least that's what I heard once on the news.
StrawberryWhite
Sep 12 2009, 05:11 AM
What's wrong with that? If they need to do number 2, they don't need to move. Lol ^^
Chicom
Sep 12 2009, 06:48 AM
QUOTE (21JumpStreet @ Sep 6 2009, 06:30 PM)

Gay. chinese japanese and korean men even carry male purses. gay gay gay.
I guess your one of the savages that eat rats off of rice paddies?
mayflowerboy
Sep 16 2009, 02:17 AM
QUOTE (kakabonga @ Sep 7 2009, 04:32 PM)

lol, that is so cool.
samnang
Sep 16 2009, 10:26 AM
it's called being civilized
peeing standing up is for barbarians
boobu
Sep 16 2009, 01:39 PM
if you live alone, then you can do what you want but if you live with others and pee standing up, it does spray onto the surrounding floor and stuff because it sprays into the water. i got pissed (pun intended) at this and told my boyfriend to start peeing sitting down as that's the only way to make sure the bathroom doesn't get filthy. peeing into a urinal is one thing but into a regular toilet is filthy and disrespectful of others when you share bathrooms, it doesn't matter if you lift the seat up or not, some will still spray.
fivers
Sep 16 2009, 02:25 PM
@boobu, are you a girl?? (I always thought you were m because "boobu" sounds m lol)
lluk
Sep 18 2009, 07:29 PM
Penis size is the culprit here.
At the hospital, there was one big fat white guy who penis looks like it has shrunk to one inch because of his extreme obesity. High cholesterol also blocks blood from moving in the penis and this may also be one factor for the shrinkage. The white guy complained that with this reduction in penis size, his pee spray drips a lot now. Doctor told him to use toilet seat. Obesity can cause men to lose testosterone and gain estrogen. In the case of the Japanese men, it could be due to chronic masturbation and/or eating too much soy products (natto, miso, tofu, etc.).
flipcombatmedic
Sep 18 2009, 09:12 PM
QUOTE (SoCal @ Sep 6 2009, 12:21 AM)

For you barbarians who stand up when you pee, why don't you stand up when you zhit also.
I do it all the fu-king time. It's a barbarian thing you know.
AzNboii
Sep 19 2009, 02:09 AM
kneel down to piss? fucc that, you can get your soccs wet steppin in my piss.
CheolSu
Sep 19 2009, 07:44 AM
Talk about pussified.
renzokuken
Sep 19 2009, 11:00 AM
if i sit,my aim would go up or straight
Rocke1
Sep 19 2009, 06:06 PM
I piss like a horse. Like it or not its ur problem.
Point_Dexter
Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM
Real mean pee in the shower
kfighter
Sep 27 2009, 12:28 AM
i piss standing up and i miss often when i wake up w/ a morning woody. i'm pretty sure it happens to most guys. no?
SyedHussein
Sep 27 2009, 05:55 AM
The proper, healthy way to pee is by squatting.
pun187
Sep 27 2009, 07:30 AM
Cool.
That's also how muslim men were prescribed to pee. And we also have to wash our pee-pee after peeing. LOL
Jagger
Sep 28 2009, 02:58 PM
QUOTE (pun187 @ Sep 27 2009, 12:30 PM)

Cool.
That's also how muslim men were prescribed to pee. And we also have to wash our pee-pee after peeing. LOL
Well said, little bro.
Made in China
Oct 7 2009, 08:06 PM
I bet some ppl here doesn't use a toilet paper to wipe the piss off their d!cks.
I sometimes stand and urinate. Sometimes I sit and urinate.
It's not like you don't poop and urinate at the same time when you $hit. It's not any different.
filipinoy
Oct 12 2009, 02:56 AM
maybe Japanese men laugh at Americans for pissing standin up
CheolSu
Oct 13 2009, 07:39 AM
Yeah, they probably giggle behind their butterfly fans and bat their eyelids.
CheolSu
Oct 16 2009, 01:07 AM
I guess if I were Japanese and I didn't want people to know how embarrassed I was about this, I'd pretend it was cool for men to sit down while they pee too.
Or then again maybe I wouldn't, because, if I were Japanese, I'd probably be sexually abnormal so maybe I'd actually enjoy the humiliation.
sonofgunongjerai
Oct 16 2009, 07:51 AM
Surprisingly, the Japanese men had practicing the Vinaya sub-law of Buddhism principle, Sutthavibhanga, sub-Patimokkha... Monks in my place use to memorize these in Pali language...
antistormfront
Oct 16 2009, 12:00 PM
QUOTE (filipinoy @ Oct 12 2009, 02:56 AM)

maybe Japanese men laugh at Americans for pissing standin up
Either that or maybe neither Japanese nor American men like pee on the toilet seat. Both cultures have good mothers, and fathers, who teach good hygeine, like not to get pee on the toilet seat. It's a good trait for all peoples to learn and emulate.
Faust
Oct 16 2009, 10:30 PM
QUOTE (antistormfront @ Oct 17 2009, 03:00 AM)

Either that or maybe neither Japanese nor American men like pee on the toilet seat. Both cultures have good mothers, and fathers, who teach good hygeine, like not to get pee on the toilet seat. It's a good trait for all peoples to learn and emulate.
Lol that's funny...I'm not American or Japanese....i guess that means i gotta wear a rain coat and bring an umbrella each time i take a piss hey?
boobu
Oct 16 2009, 10:37 PM
what difference does it make, its not like you take someone with you when you take a piss as a witness. if you are in a public bathroom and there is a urinal, then it makes sense to use that but if you are at home, you can piss anyway you choose.
CheolSu
Oct 17 2009, 01:43 AM
QUOTE (antistormfront @ Oct 16 2009, 01:00 PM)

Either that or maybe neither Japanese nor American men like pee on the toilet seat. Both cultures have good mothers, and fathers, who teach good hygeine, like not to get pee on the toilet seat. It's a good trait for all peoples to learn and emulate.
Why do you think the seat lifts up, dumbass?
I guess there are some things Japanese and American men need to learn and emulate. Really complicated mysterious things like how to lift the toilet seat.
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