Got this via email today...

just reading the mirror.co.uk

top headlines

LAD IS DAD AT 13

THEN AND MAO: LOOKING BACK OVER CHINA'S 60 YEARS OF CHANGE

Why does men having problems with their crotch give you such joy????

First article ... man swimming in the nude? pain in crotch due to pinched testicles
more likely his butt would be down and his scrotum up .. think about how someone sits to relax
Second article ... wife gives blow job while man cooks? almost bites off penis
tell me that any woman would do that while their husband is cooking? Doesn't make sense.
Third article ... having mole removed from his but to awake to burning crotch?
they don't give general anesthesia for that .. only a local
no one uses an electric knife to cut off moles ... what? are they carving a turkey??

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LOL!

^I'm sensing that someone has a crush on you sis. They follow you around everywhere.

^ oh yeah???

there's many bi-polars out there who are self-righteous...bro